#~agere highlights~

[autistic-regressor]

Shoutout to age regressors who so badly want to be able to have a proper angry tantrum with throwing things and yelling but know they have to stop themselves because it wouldn't be fair to those around them.

[bealittlesblog]

MY BEAUTIFUL WIG CAME TODAY, I LOOK SO CUTE WITH SHORTER HAIR, I WASHED IT AND SPRAYED GLOSSER ON IT AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD AND NICE ME SOO HAPPIIII💗💗💗💞💞💞💞☺️☺️☺️🎀🎀🎀🤭🤭🤭🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😚

Moots - @l1lprincessti @stardewkiddo @sodaslittleplace @sweetsugarpuff @applecider03 @sleepybby00 @furyyroads @sunni-flutters @mx-scargot @sparkle-song-bunny @tearyeyedsealpup @hesperiacove

[oh-bother-stickers]

[trashland-llamas]

When the world gets too stressful for a brief moment so you whip out the 'making yourself a doodle sheet/coloring sheet' skill

[babysizedfics]

hmmmm sneek peek why not

[oftlunarialmoon]

ENTERTAINMENT WEBSITES FOR AGERE

catcrumb

landing (to make collages)

pinterest (for agere aesthetic imgs, craft ideas, etc etc)

Dolls’ Houses Past & Present

Lili’s Tumblr  (my doll's diary)

National Geographic Kids

NASA Kids

National Geographic Kids History

PBSkids

Sesame Street

Funbrain JR

Highlights Kids

coolmath4kids

tutormap for educational resources and printables

cutiecorner's agere resources

agere resources tumblr

ur fav is agere

baby soft stims

soft child banners

agere fandom tumblr

[copperbadge]

[ID: The metal door of my dishwasher, buffed to a gentle shine, surrounded by my horrible elderly kitchen cabinetry; it is artistically cropped so you can't see the floor, which desperately also needs cleaning.]

I should have taken a "before" picture but at least I have one to share today! I cleaned the door of the dishwasher, which gets surprisingly dirty over time; I wiped it down with a wet sponge, scrubbed it with Greased Lightning, then dried it and gave it a coating of "household wax" -- in this case Flitz Ceramic Sealant -- which buffed it nicely.

I also made headway on reorganizing the textiles I started with yesterday; all that's left now is to handle the under-bed storage, which gets gross because the cats like to hide/puke/fight under there, so I'm holding off for now. Because I then had a bunch of linens and unpacked winter gear to wash, I did some laundry, which is all drying now, and a benefit I just discovered of moving the laundry hamper to the hall closet is that I can hang the "line dry" clothes on the bar there because the space is more open, instead of using the shower rod.

I did finally get my grocery order yesterday, so while the laundry was running I broke out the tomato paste (do I buy tomato paste in bulk? sure do) and made a big pot of pizza sauce. I still need to unwrap the cheese and the beef and repackage them into more manageable portions to freeze, but they'll be fine in the fridge for today.

I listened to a bunch of short podcasts -- "Unlocking The Secrets Of Super Agers" by Big Brains, "So Your Data Was Stolen" by Planet Money, and "What's Missing In The Immigration Debate" by The Indicator (a Planet Money spinoff). Then just before I finished folding the laundry it switched over to the Billy Crystal episode of Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend, and the highlight of the morning's listening was Conan's genuine frustration that when his assistant's twin sons were infants, he couldn't make them laugh. The fact that his godsons are a tough crowd is endlessly funny to me.

[swee7dream]

could u do a cg!jisung w a nonverbal!fem!reader? idm the agere range for yn, maybe 1-3

nagging cg!park jisung x f!little!reader

genre agere content, slice of life, domestic warnings none dni if you sexualize age regression wc 733 a/n sorry i took so long to put this out ! regression block sucks ! ദ്ദി ꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ )✧

synopsis all you wanted was a nice late breakfast ! why does your cg have to be so . . . cg-y ?

Little men in uniforms ran along Jisung’s phone screen. They chased after the itty bitty ball rolling across the artificially green field. Soccer is always a lot more intense than you think it should be but that hasn't ever stopped Jisung from watching it, today included. Jisung sat on the couch with his thighs to his chest and his phone two inches from his face, not wanting to miss a second of the highlights of last night's game. His gaze was dark and focused, but it broke when he heard the stairs behind him creak, eyes trailing off to see a familiar silhouette standing at the bottom of the stairs.

“Hi.”

You swayed side to side in your nightdress, barefoot on the floor. You held your gray rabbit plushie’s arm with one hand while the other was up to your mouth. Your nail slid out from in between your teeth so your lips could press into a line.

“Hi,” Jisung tried again, softer. His finger tapped the screen, freezing the whistleblowing and cheering. The living room went quiet, only the hum of the fridge and the breeze outside gently brushing by trees heard by the open windows. “Good morning.”

It only took a couple of waddles to get from where you stood to where Jisung sat. You gave a weak salute.

Hello.

“Hey, sleepyhead.” You scrunched your face up when Jisung’s cold hand held your cheek, his finger carefully getting the sleep stuck in the corner of your eyes. “Sleep well?”

You nodded with a sigh, bringing your bunny to your chest in a hug. With an almost pained expression, you made a ‘c’ shape with one of your hands and slid it down slowly, slowly, slowly.

Hungry. So hungry.

“I’m sure you are.” Jisung clicked his tongue. “You slept for, like, 12 hours. I thought you started hibernation in spring.”

You brought your eyebrows down to a ‘v,’ staring up at your caregiver very much unamused. You were tired, sure, but that didn’t mean you turned into a bear. You were still very much a human.

The balls of your feet took little steps backward as you pulled on Jisung’s shirt. With your bunny tucked under your arm, you signed out your cry of hunger once more.

“Okay- hey! Hold on. You’re gonna stretch it out.” He placed his hand over yours, carefully undoing your fingers' tight grip around the sweatshirt and giving you his hand instead to pull him into the kitchen. His other hand brushed off invisible dust off the dark material and he looked down for any damage with a face that would usually make you laugh if not for the fact that you were about to die if you didn’t get food in your stomach in the next few minutes.

“Sit your bunny down at the table and go wash your hands. I’ll make you your breakfast,” Jisung said as he rolled up his sleeves. He left no room for you to argue, his back already turned toward you as he led by example at the kitchen sink. “Did you use the restroom before you woke up?”

Why does it matter? You just need food. You wished you had socks on so you could have dragged your feet as you walked but you didn’t so you opted on just sighing dramatically on your way to sit your rabbit on the chair next to your usual seat. You brushed the fur out of his eyes. Now he could see again.

“Bathroom.”

Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, you mocked him as you made your way over to the restroom. So bossy. Jiji’s always so naggy during mealtimes.

“All good? Hands clean?” Jisung asked, holding his hands up and wiggling his fingers. You just nodded. So maybe you did have to go. Big deal. Your eyes just looked beyond him over to the table.

Cereal! Your eyes sparkled. In your favorite bowl! With the matching spoon and everything… this guy isn’t so bad after all, you didn’t think.

“Go eat.” He pointed over at your seat with his nose right before being tackled off his footing.

Your arms slid around his torso and you squeeze with all your might. You’re the best! Thank you.

“You’re welcome.” You felt his lips press against the crown of your head. “Remember to drink your two cups of water. You can’t get up before those are finished.”

Ugh.

[a-bottle-of-tyelenol]

agere yamada hizashi headcanons !!

— requested by anon —

— I personally see him as a caregiver but anon said ‘regression headcanons’ so I included both —

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💚 - as a caregiver, I see him as that well meaning guy who is slightly irresponsible and doesn’t really know what to do with kids (think a bit like dewey from school of rock but more reliable). I actually headcanon him as being quite bad with kids, able to dazzle them for fifteen minutes before he has no idea what to do. because of that, he makes some questionable choices when taking care of kiddos— blasting rock/punk music that isn’t the most child-friendly (because music exposure is always good), letting them eat whatever they want (because food is food), and letting them sleep wherever they want (because at least they’re sleeping).

⭐️ - as a little, his personality really depends on the day and why he’s regressing. hizashi has a bad habit of running until he’s got nothin’ but fumes left after working three jobs and refusing to let himself feel anything meaningful. so, sometimes he regresses because he’s exhausted and at his limit, leaving him overly emotional because he has to process all those yucky feelings he spent weeks burying. other times, he regresses on his own and is a hyperactive chatterbox! he didn’t have a lot of friends until high school because of how loud and annoying he was (his quirk only made that worse in his early years), so he likes being given the space to heal that part of himself and yap about whatever he finds interesting as a 6-8 year old (which is his typical range).

💚 - hizashi sees himself as the fun caretaker and always tries to encourage his littles to jump around and yell because it always feels better to let that energy out. he’s a literal rave dj in his free time and he likes putting on shows in the living room where he remixes kids songs and cartoon theme music into have a sick bass drop for a dance party.

⭐️ - on the opposite end, he really likes having quiet time when small. his days are full of noise and people, from obnoxious teenagers to the boisterous performances he has to give on the radio, so he likes having quiet evenings where he can cuddle up to a caregiver and read. he really loves reading when small and likes to annotate his books with pretty highlighters, doodles, and multi-colored pens and tabs.

💚 - he’s shockingly good at gentle parenting. it’s not a shock because I think he’s too mean or strict for it; no, it’s a shock because he doesn’t know anything about child development or what gentle parenting even is and he just naturally leans towards treating kids that way. he (and aizawa when he’s a caregiver) firmly believe in natural consequences and find it more effective to talk through a kiddo’s big emotions. hizashi doesn’t let kids walk all over him (the opposite, really. he’s scary as a disappointed teacher) but he doesn’t like punishing them either, especially regressors that usually have trauma in their histories. at most, he might have a little write him an essay (depending on their age) or sit and cool their jets if everyone’s too frustrated.

⭐️ - he also hates punishments when he’s small too. hizashi was the classic class clown in school, which often got him in trouble for talking/distracting the class or bordering on being disrespectful, so he can handle small acts of defiance being met with a stern tone or a warning. but he hates anything more than that. a big thing with him is that he wants everyone to like him all the time (which was why he was a class clown at all) and feels as though the stronger or more negative parts of him will chase off the people he loves. he doesn’t like inconveniencing anyone and that feeling doubles when he’s regressed. he wants his caregiver to like him and any hint of disappointment or genuine displeasure sends him spiraling.

💚 - he often goes into teacher mode while caregiving just because most of his knowledge in dealing with children is as a teacher. it makes for some really amusing moments where he realizes that a toddler won’t have the same level of understanding as a high schooler and he has to pivot into something else (like the time he tried talking about gothic english poetry to a little in babyspace and found them staring at him with wide, questioning eyes). he got better after some experience and now his teaching usually surrounds cultural things— 80s movies, classic music, and food from other countries since he enjoys cooking. basically just whatever pop culture he can expose to the youth.

⭐️ - he is the embodiment of the “got any games on your phone?” meme. he’s a total ipad kid and is obsessed with screens. he loves media of any kind and it’s his favorite way to unwind so it’s hard getting him to do anything except stare at a screen watching movies, listening to music, or giggling to interviews his hero friends do. that being said, he’s very mischievous and playful so sometimes you can distract him away from his phone by introducing something else— like splashing around in a pool or going to the park where he can force his caregiver to follow him onto the gym equipment.

[bonnie-the-mutt]

things that help me regress agere activity ︵☆

-> highlight or circle your responses in the corresponding colors !

-> feel free to repost, just don't remove my @ ! thank you !

remember ♡ all forms of regression are valid ! if these aren't your thing, then that is totally fine ! do whatever comforts you and makes you the happiest

︵☆ safe interactions only

my response below the cut

[crayonbunnyagere]

Big long ramble about some stuff below. TLDR of it is “I think we should make this community a SFW 18+ one, instead of just a SFW one.”

Yesterday’s ask has had me thinking a bit about the age regression community, and how there does appear to be a fair amount of minors in it. This is something that makes me a bit concerned for their safety. Simply put, no matter how much you argue it isn’t, we have to acknowledge that this community, the agere community, isn’t that far from the AB/DL community. For those unaware, that community is made up of people who are either Adult Babies (the AB portion, made up of people who are also age regressors, but also age players, and caregivers), Diaper Lovers (the DL portion, made up of people who love to wear diapers, either for sexual or non sexual reasons), a bit of both AB and DL. Now the AB/DL community is a kink community, and thus it only allows people who are 18 or older. Despite this, as with any kink, it can be sexual or nonsexual. There is a not so insignificant portion of the AB/DL community who are fully non sexual age regressors who are fully SFW people. But because they identify with a kink community and identity, any space they run is 18+ only, once again highlighting the Adult part of Adult Baby. Now, personally, I don’t like interacting with minors, in fact I prefer the people i interact with personally be at least 21 nowadays, as i feel teenagers, even 18 and 19 year olds, aren’t mature enough. This is a personal preference based off of my own lived experience, and because of it, i had decided a few years ago to make my personal social media accounts 18+ pages. I also wanted to make more mature art at the time (I’m an artist irl), so i felt it was also worth removing those under 18 so I could explore more mature and personal topics. When making this account, @crayonbunnyagere, i had very simple plans for it. I would model it after agre blogs on this platform, tumblr, but content wise it would basically be an art blog with occasional posts of gif sets from movies and shows i saw as a kid. It would evolve with some encouragement from my therapist, and become more blog like, with some occasional posts like the Bunny posts. Whenever i do something like go to build-a-bear or i do something like play with play dough, i would post here. Furthermore i decided to expand Crayon Bunny to Bluesky and Twitter. On those platforms I noticed the agere community is SFW, but many accounts are 18+, and I felt like on those platforms, the agere community is much closer to the AB/DL community than it is here. As such, I felt it made sense to make my agere spaces 18+ too, and honestly, I’m wondering if the community in general should be 18+. Seeing the first search results and uh…

Yeah… like, i don’t know, it just makes sense to me, to make this space 18+. I don’t really know, like, can i get some other opinions on this? Do y’all agree? Disagree? Why do you feel that way?

[autistic-regressor]

shout out to age regressors who regress their social skills too. Who will start responding in conversations with unrelated thoughts instead of something that would typically make sense. Who will just start listing off facts about the things they like. Who will become overly honest and blunt and start sharing facts nobody asked about.

[bealittlesblog]

My new obsession 🙈🙈🤭🤭🤭🤭

[pink-crayon-princess]

Idk how to like age regress in like a college dorm and I’m so scared to because society goes wild. I also don’t know how to like tell my boyfriend about this, is there any advice you can give maybe?

Ok I'm so sorry I accidentally deleted my first reply 😭 but luckily I took screenshots so here!

I was blessed to have a situation where I was alone/able to regress frequently and my husband is 100% supportive of my weird little interests ... but here's what I said and did!

For college:

Headphones are your friend!

See if you can find out what your roommate is planning to do on a given night, and/or try to learn their schedule

Nobody questions fun pajamas or stuffies, have as many as you like :)

Keep a small box/bag of little gear with you. If your RAs search drawers, small items such as pacis can easily be concealed in pillows/pillowcases

Even if they did find something, don't sweat it. They've definitely seen worse lol

Bath time/shower time is a great place to be small!

Print and discard coloring sheets; use colored pencils or highlighters

Buy yourself little rewards from Dollar Tree every so often, if you can. It's a great way to treat your little self while still being discreet!

How to explain agere to anyone:

Remember, at the end of the day, you don't owe anyone an explanation. If someone asks you about it, you don't have to go into your whole tragic backstory. Be classy; thank them for their patience if they have encountered you small or think they may do so again. Change the subject. You are in control.

Matthew 9:14 - "Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”"

Philippians 4:8 - "Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things."

I hope that this was helpful! Love ya! 🩷🥰🍼

[bebbie-bilinski]

Do you have any agere Headcannons for Stiles to share??

absolutely! the last hc post i made was more about building up context and stuff but ive been meaning to make a list of the sort of activities he likes to do so here's that!

More Age Regressor Stiles Stilinski Headcanons: Activities Edition!

color sorting - literally just sit him down in front of colored blocks and they will be sorted (then again, he does this when not regressed just not with toys) now, does he always get the colors right? nope but its fun!

tummy time! - will almost always end in Stiles konked out on the floor but! when hes awake for it he loves to have blocks or busy-boards in front of him

a made up game everyone dreads called "im gonna pull all these books off the shelf bc its funny to me" - self explanatory but! he'll crawl or scoot over to the nearest bookshelf (usually whichever is closest to the floor bc anything higher is too loud) and start pulling everything off it... part of the fun is getting caught

mirroring - Scott's got the xbox or ps4 on and playing something? hes gonna try and mess with the controller ur holding. Lydia's studying and using pens and highlighters? ur notes r now full of highlighter scribbles. Liam's on his laptop and adding songs to his playlists? Stiles is now tapping away at ur keyboard. the pack just goes along with it except Isaac who usually gets peeved quicker since the two don't get along that much

contact napping - yes, plain old napping is fine but why do that when u can nap on someone?! hes usually too small to talk but he'll let it be known if ur putting him down for a nap by crying out every time his back touches the bed (or couch or wherever hes going to nap at) until the designated cg in question gets the hint

thats all the main ones i can think of but theres def more! i can make another part with the others if its of interest ^^

[milkywayagere]

Can you make an agere fic about little Zane and cg Cole? (Ninjago) :0

Yeah, sure! It’s been a while since I’ve watched Ninjago, but I’ll try my best!!

(Fun <not so fun> fact, I have a pretty popular Ninjago fic on wattpad that I started during lockdown when I was like 14 but I’ve never finished because I lost motivation for it 😔)

Word count: 757

Title: Little Baking Buddy

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Cole enjoyed looking after people, it filled him with a sense of pride like no other. He liked being dependable, someone that other people could go to for any type of help.

Cooking for the team, his brothers, was a highlight of his day. Cole loved his found family, and he loved food equally so cooking for everyone was a good combination of those two things. Looking after the baby version of Wu was even fun for him, when he ignored the rest of that whole fiasco that is.

All this to say, it was no surprise that he’d become the go-to guy for his friends whenever they were feeling little and needed someone to keep them safe.

Currently, they’d just finished a pretty long mission and were sailing back to Ninjago - sailing because the Bounty had once again suffered some pretty bad damage and was in no shape to fly. Most of the team were sleeping or spending time in front of the tv, resting their bodies and minds. They had auto-pilot, so there was no need for anyone to spend the entire day up in the brig, which was nice.

Cole was relaxing in his favourite way, by doing some baking. Not only did it relax him, it meant that he and the rest of the team would have a sweet treat to eat later once it was done, the perfect way to celebrate finishing a hard mission.

Cole was gathering the necessary ingredients for his latest baking ambition, some simple chocolate chip cookies, when Zane managed to sneak up behind him. Cole almost dropped the bag of flour he was so startled upon turning around to find Zane stood directly in front of him. He bit back a yelp of surprise, opting to let out a deep breath instead. One problem with living with a bunch of highly skilled ninja, is that every single one of them is naturally light on their feet, causing quite a few of these instances whenever someone’s let their guard down.

“Woah, Zane, sneaking up on me like that for?” Cole chuckled in an attempt to hide how much it’d startled him, putting the bag of flour down onto the counter before it could be dropped onto the floor if anyone else decided to sneak up on him.

Zane looked down at the floor for a moment as he stepped back, looking back up at Cole with an apologetic glint in his blue eyes, “Sorry.” He spoke in a slightly quieter voice than usual, which was all it took for Cole to realise he wasn’t dealing with the big version of his nindroid friend.

“Hey, no, it’s okay.” Cole reassured him quickly, giving him a smile, “What’s up?”

Zane pointed at the baking supplies Cole had gotten out, “Wanna help.”

Cole nodded, “Alright, cool, yeah, you can be my little baking buddy.”

Zane’s face lit up with joy, immediately grabbing the pink apron from the hook on the wall and tying it around himself. Cole smiled too, he had to, seeing other people so happy over something so simple was just one of those things that could make anyone smile.

“Oh, hey, Pinkie, it’s been a while, how’ve you been?” Cole asked jokingly, gaining an even wider smile and a giggle from Zane.

They got to work measuring out the ingredients and combining them in a mixing bowl. Zane was still somewhat meticulous while regressed, not clumsy like some of the others on the team, so the baking process went pretty well. The baking sheets of cookie dough went into the oven and it was just a matter of waiting until they were perfectly baked.

Zane insisted that they clean up the kitchen while the cookies were baking, stating something along the lines of, “It’s how to run a good kitchen.”, although it was kind of hard to understand exactly what he was saying while he was in the middle of ‘cleaning’ the mixing bowl with his tongue. Cole cleaned the bowl properly once Zane was done with it, using the more cleanly method of soap and water.

The smell of freshly baked cookies wafted throughout the Bounty and soon enough the entire team had gathered, loitering around the kitchen like eager, ravenous fiends. Once the cookies were cooled enough for everyone to snack on, everyone thanked the pair for the sweet treat - although Zane got most of the praise once the others took notice of his regressed state, Cole didn’t mind, he liked seeing Zane happy after all.