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Hey guess who finally got Chapter 11 of Bakery Bros Before Bakery Hoes out!!!!

(Also for anyone who cares, i'm lowkey living my fanfiction dreams irl rn)

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Lizzie and Joel just gad a kid holly shit.

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

I F*CKING KNOWWW!!! I am so happy for their smallest bean, LDShadowBaby? ShadowBean? Baby Jeremy? Either way I'm so happy for them, (my parents have a kid!!!) I know they are going to be amazing parents and Joel just gives such girl-dad vibes its honestly perfect.

and for the Bad Boyz fans (me)

HE'S A DAD BOYS!!!!

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I hate to do this but no Bakery Bros before Bakery Hoes chapter this week, I haven’t quite finished chapter 11 yet but I promise I’ll get it out as soon as I can :) sorry

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Hey Yall Chapter 10 of Bakery Bros Before Bakery Hoes is here happy Friday :)

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Hey so like Chapter 9 of Bakery Bros before Bakery Hoes is out

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Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Charles | Grian & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Charles | Grian & Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Mounders (Secret Life SMP), Watcher Charles | Grian, The Watchers are a Cult (Evolution SMP), Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Detectives, Detective Charles | Grian, Conman GoodTimesWithScar Summary:

Scar is a charming conman, always one step ahead of the law. Grian is a jaded detective tired of chasing ghosts. When Grian finally catches him, instead of jail, he gets a deal: use Scar’s insight to catch a bigger criminal network. Working together is a disaster. A disaster with chemistry an perhaps a cult.

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Ch 3 of Solar Eclipse out now :)

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Oh yeah guys chapter 8 of Bakery Bros Before Bakery Hoes is out now (on the right day this time lol)

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Have to agree

Big fan of this team up

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Saw this and had to write the bad boys band au

The venue was cramped, the ceiling sweat-slick and low, and the speakers were clearly older than anyone in the room, but the crowd pulsed with energy, already half-drunk on cheap beer and the promise of chaos. Neon lights flickered between blue and violet, bathing the room in a dreamy haze as chants began to rise.

“Bad Boys! Bad Boys! Bad Boys!”

Behind the worn-out velvet curtain, Joel twirled a drumstick between his fingers and grinned like he was seconds away from a bar fight. Jimmy adjusted the strap on his guitar, the sleeves of his denim jacket ripped and frayed. His face was smudged with eyeliner he didn’t remember putting on. And Grian?

Well. Grian wasn’t here.

Not yet.

Scar stood near the front of the crowd, pressed between a girl in a mesh top and a guy wearing a “BOOGEY 4 LIFE” beanie. He didn’t care. All he could do was stare at the stage, clutching his camera with one hand and a drink with the other, waiting.

He’d only come to Grian’s shows at first, awkward and polite, the boy who once lent him a pencil in chemistry and smelled like lemon soap. But this wasn’t Grian.

This was Ariana Griande.

And Ariana Griande was everything.

The lights went dark. The bass thumped. And then—

She strutted onstage in thigh-high boots, a pink leather skirt and a mesh top that shimmered with sequins under the spotlight. A cascade of honey-blonde curls framed her face, lips painted the exact color of murder. The crowd went feral.

Scar’s breath caught.

Joel slammed down the first beat. Jimmy’s guitar wailed. And Ariana, Grian, stepped up to the mic like it was a throne and the stage was her kingdom.

“Let’s make ‘em bleed, boys.”

Her voice cracked through the air, deep and silky, a little too dangerous for a dive bar on a Thursday night.

Scar, who knew Grian as the quiet guy who got sunburned easily and made lame puns during group projects, was now watching him twirl like a hurricane in heels, leather, and glitter. Grian, no, Ariana, flipped her hair, winked directly at the crowd, and Scar swore it was at him.

He dropped his drink.

“Shit,” he muttered, too mesmerized to care.

The chorus hit. The lights turned blood red. Ariana moved like she owned every inch of the stage, like the universe bent just to spotlight her. Joel and Jimmy were barely holding on, background chaos to her flawless storm. Scar couldn’t breathe.

He was in deep.

And she hadn’t even looked at him properly yet.

Scar had a plan.

It was loose. Vague. Mostly built around him “accidentally” hanging around backstage until Grian—Ariana, goddess of chaos and fishnets, noticed him and said something flirty. Then Scar would toss back some clever line, maybe flash a grin, and suddenly they’d be dating. Or making out in the alley. Or both.

It was a solid plan.

Right up until Ariana sauntered off stage, glitter-smudged and radiant, and Scar’s brain turned to soup.

“Move, babe,” Joel muttered, shoving past him with a towel slung over his shoulder. “You’re standing in the doorway like a lovesick golden retriever.”

Scar didn’t move.

Jimmy followed, guitar case in hand, still sweaty and glowing from the rush. “She’s on fire tonight,” he said, nudging Scar with his elbow. “You good, man?”

Scar blinked. “Was that.. do you think she… winked at me?”

Jimmy stared. “Dude. She winked at like, the entire left side of the crowd.”

Scar wilted.

But then, then, she stepped into the hallway.

Ariana Griande, in full post-show glory: curls wild, eye makeup smudged just enough to be hot instead of tragic, heels clicking on the concrete floor like gunfire. A pink faux fur jacket wrapped around her, clashing gloriously with the Bad Boys t-shirt peeking out from underneath.

She spotted him.

“Scarlett,” she purred, voice lower than his IQ at the moment. “You came.”

Scar’s brain short-circuited.

“I- uh—yep. Yes. Present.” He pointed to himself like a third grader taking roll call.

She smiled, slow and wicked. “Good. Would’ve been a crime to waste this look on strangers.”

Scar tried to laugh. It came out like a dying seagull.

“I mean, yeah,” he said, running a hand through his hair and somehow elbowing the wall. “You look- uh. Wow. Not like- not like a wow-wow, but more like a whoa-wow, which is different. In a cool way.”

He was actively dying.

She leaned in, close enough that he caught the scent of vanilla and smoke. “You always this smooth?”

“Only around people I have massive, debilitating crushes on.”

Silence.

Scar’s eyes went wide. “That was out loud.” He groaned hiding his face in his hands.

Ariana blinked. And then, laughing, bright and sharp as cymbals, she threw her head back and howled.

Joel poked his head out of the dressing room. “Scar confessing again?”

“Shut up!” Scar shouted, red to the ears.

But Ariana was still laughing, her fingers trailing across his arm as she passed him to head backstage. “Come on, loverboy,” she called over her shoulder. “You can carry my shoes.”

He scrambled after her, tripping over absolutely nothing.

And falling

Hard.

Literally and figuratively.

limited life au where literally nothing is different except grian is ariana griande in full pink get up. I think this au could also work for bad boys band aus.

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It wasn’t love, not exactly

Not friendship, not entirely.

But something felt, so deeply it ached in his lips every time he spoke their name.

It wasn’t what they said,

Nor what they did

But the butterflies he’d get while waiting for their reply.

He did not fall in love,

a prank gone wrong, a deal, a friendship, a death, a betrayal, a sacrifice

He fell with them until the end

Unsure of what they were

The flirting, the comments, the shared room and space

None helped to unscramble the puzzle

But this unscrambled puzzle made him feel more than he ever had before,

Made his heart race with anticipation between each word

Made him smile at the thought of them

Made him giggle talking about their experiences

And didn’t that mean something anyway?

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This took a turn towards the end but yk what yes

bird/parrot shapeshifter grian + scar who pets his wings on purpose (erogenous zones for birds if you're unaware) and acts all innocent when confronted abt it

grian shifts to his human form all flustered and is like I know you know what you're doing. Stop. And scar is all, but I thought you said it felt good? 🥺

and eventually Grian just gives up and fucks him about it

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Yes I think yes

I've made an important discovery

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Chapters: 1/10 Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Charles | Grian & Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Charles | Grian & Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Minor Characters Additional Tags: Mounders (Secret Life SMP), Watcher Charles | Grian, The Watchers are a Cult (Evolution SMP), Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Detectives, Detective Charles | Grian, Conman GoodTimesWithScar Summary:

Scar is a charming conman, always one step ahead of the law. Grian is a jaded detective tired of chasing ghosts. When Grian finally catches him, instead of jail, he gets a deal: use Scar’s insight to catch a bigger criminal network. Working together is a disaster. A disaster with chemistry an perhaps a cult.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/67358611/chapters/174028447

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OHHHHH ITS HAPPENING

Can you confirm July 2025 episodes will be uploaded on Saturday? 🙏 (besides your member benefits)

Fridays. This Friday in fact 👀

I plan on uploading my extended cut for members a few days afterwards, to give the main video time to breathe (I obviously can't publish it a day earlier like Misadventures as that'd go against the agreed time)

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Tsk tsk tsk

Tumblr and AO3 got married and I don't think we were invited to the wedding >:(

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Hey team, totally didn’t release chapter 7 of bakery bros before bakery hoes a day early :)