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he's a tumblr sexyman TO ME

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You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

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op disabled reblogs so here

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it's just me and my horrible reputation (friend sent it to me)

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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The thing I expected to see the least in WH40k community is a crowd of people obsessing over thicc space marines.

I am surprised but not disappointed.

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Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

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I LOVE LYCANTHROPY AS A METAPHOR FOR TRANSSEXUALITY GRAHHHHH

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RB if you find this #relatable

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do y'all ever hyperfixate on something against your will? like u don't really wanna get into this fandom but you can feel the call and are unable to not listen?

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I actually can’t with pop psychology and the demedicalization of disabilities and conditions.

No, your ex is not a narcissist.

You are not “so OCD”

The weather isn’t bipolar.

Loving your boyfriend isn’t “BPD coded”

Small inconveniences aren’t trauma.

You aren’t “delusional” for having a crush.

Stop using medical language to describe everyday, non clinical experiences.

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me: huh, i have this problem, i wonder if i can find any resources to help support me!

google: 7 ways to KILL a person with this evil manipulative abuser trait! how to know if someone you know has this trait and is LEECHING off of you and SECRETLY ABUSING you! remember that people with this trait are EVIL and SUBHUMAN and UNWORTHY OF ANYTHING GOOD!!!

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my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy life instead of making me feel like i'm at gunpoint over every tiny inconvenience.

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Constantly switching between healing and complete self destruction

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"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past