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“Will, please!”

The group is lying together in silence, carefully watching Will, El, and Max. Taking shifts making sure that none of their friends get taken. It worked. Up until 12:30 Am on Friday night. Jonathan and Nancy dosed off, just for a second. But that second was just enough for Vecna to grab a hold of Will. He flys up in the air quickly, immediately waking Max up.

“Guys! Will!” Max screams in fear, worried for her friend’s safety. Immediately the party wakes up and begins to panic.

“FUCK!” Jonathan screams out, he begins to pace, panicked and flustered.

“Max! The headphones quick!” Mike yells out immediately.

“No! Hell no! He’ll get her to!” Lucas immediately pipes in, never wanting to see Max hurt like that again. It took weeks to get just her sight back, let alone her walking.

“Shit!” Mike yells, before immediately running out of the basement.

“Mike! Where the hell do you think you’re going?” Max calls after him.

“Just trust me okay!” Is the only response Mike says before he’s out of the basement completely. The rest of the group is shuffling around crazily looking for a radio. Anything that can play music, they couldn’t find anything. Not until Mike came running back downstairs with a guitar. He immediately sets up on the couch facing Will. Then he begins to sing.

“Darling, you gotta let me know. Should I stay or should I go?” Mike’s voice is deep yet soothing as he continues to sing. Even managing to finally get the bridge right. But as soon as the chorus starts. Every one immediately hears an audible snap! The party all notices instantly how Wills arm, and left leg snapped.

“Fuck! Why- why isn’t it working?!?!” Dustin yells out, scared out of his mind. He can’t dare watch Will die, like he had to watch Eddie.

“I- I don’t know! Jonathan what- what’s his new favorite song?!?!” Mike asks, gesturing toward his best friend.

“He doesn’t have one!” El immediately chimes in, finally remembering the conversation she just had with her brother over dinner.

“Because the last time he had one, it got ruined by the upside down. That’s why that song isn’t working anymore! We- we have to try and talk to him.” Immediately on instinct Mike puts his guitar on his back and begins to speak.

“Will! Can you hear me? Look I- I’m sorry man! I’ve been a total asshole! Not just recently, but before you even left! And I’m so sorry! You- you don’t know how much you mean to me! You- you’re my best friend! I never meant what I said in the rain that night. I don’t like girls okay? I just thought I did. But I- I don’t, and I think we’ve both known that for a long time! So Will please! I- I need you here with me! You said I’m the heart, but you’re the Wise! I know you can beat him Will! I know you can! Just fight! For me, please! Please.”

By the end, Mike was sobbing aggressively. Just praying that it’d work. Just one more time. He can’t live without Will, he’s tried, and hated every minute of it. When nothing happens, Mike falls to the floor sobbing. And repeating the words “Will please.” Over and over again. Until finally, there’s a thud, then a scream of pain. Mike looks up from his hands to see Will back on the ground. He did it.

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Observing

As the days are finally getting longer and longer, Max feels a sense of relief. She absolutely loves the summer. She hates the winter, especially the snow every thing about the snow she absolutely hates. The summer heat of Hawkins, reminds her of the fall of California. She misses California, it’s her home. She misses her dad, but no one knows that. No one knows that she’s mapped out the perfect time to call him every day. But to her it’s become second nature.

It’s second nature to sit and observe, just watching the world go round and round. The people of Hawkins, how they all pass through life without a single thought or trace in this world. It bugs Max and Lucas to no end. But it’s not like they can do anything about it. The pair have been together for roughly 5 months now. They’ve bonded in a way no one else in town could understand.

They had history, chemistry, and the real shit, shared trauma. No one else except for the other party members could understand that. Max is completely smitten for Lucas. Not like she’d ever say it out loud though. But Lucas? He’ll happily admit that every chance you’d give him. That’s why El was confusing to the pair. You see, max can observe almost anything. She might not say it, but she can see it. That’s why her stepbrother Billy could never keep anything secret from her because she would know before he even knew.

Like the day him and Steve got together, she knew they liked each other since day one. She never said anything about it, instead choosing to let him figure it out for himself. But El, she was confusing to Max. Because it was clear as day to the pair that she had a crush on both her and Lucas. But El, would never say anything about it. She’d go by day after day, and pretend she didn’t blush every time one of them would say her name.

So observing El, was confusing to Max.

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“Shut up!”

“That’s because she’s my girlfriend Will!” Mike yells out in anger and annoyance. Not at will but at himself.

“And us?” Will asks back just as annoyed but he’s annoyed at Mike. For acting like an asshole for no reason.

“We’re friends. We’re friends.” Mike repeats, mostly for himself, but his stare down is on Will.

“Well we used to be best friends!” Will bites back. For a moment it stops Mike in his tracks. He doesn’t say anything for a moment. Instead just scoffs, and walks away like nothing happened. It pissed Will off, if Will learned anything in California he learned to speak up, and stand your ground.

The van ride back home was incredibly awkward. El hurt her bully with a skate, and Will and Mike weren’t talking. The only time Will said anything was after Mike did.

“She didn’t look fine.” He comments before taking a sip of water. El runs off the table. Up the stairs. Crying the whole way there.

“El!” Will tries to call out to no avail.

“God do you ever shut up Mike?!?” Will looks at him dead in the eyes, before running up the stairs to comfort his sister. For a minute everyone else just stares at each other in shock. Will never raises his voice, especially at Mike. It was new, and Mike knew then and there that he hated it. He hates upsetting Will, especially to that extent.

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AIRPORT SCENE

Hi everyone! This is my first time ever doing an analysis post. So I apologize if it’s choppy, but I hope you like it anyway!

So first, let’s talk about Mikes outfit! He walks out of the airplane in this outfit.

Now, we all know this isn’t his normal color scheme. In the last episode he was wearing BLACK! Not anything this bright, and I’d like to note when I was finding this photo all I could find him in was dark colors. I had to do a complete opposite search, to find this outfit in particular. Then there’s also the sunglasses, and hat. Now I’ve never seen him wearing a hat nor sunglasses before. So why the sudden change in style? Why all of a sudden does he need to dress completely opposite of himself.

So what I think happened was, he decided he needed to dress like what he thought people would dress like in California. So he’s in bright colors and the most important part. NOT BEING HIMSELF! Now for the reconnecting of him and Jane. In this moment, she runs up and immediately kisses her boyfriend. Normal right?

But there’s a few interesting notes I’d like to make. One, this is the only time this couple kisses in this season. Two is the part where the sunglasses become an important part of their relationship. He’s able to kiss her with his eyes open, like he did in the last episode of season 3.

Now, I won’t get into this scene much. But it’s important to note, because this was the last kiss of this paring up until the airport scene. Then in the airport scene he’s wearing sunglasses, most likely knowing that this situation will happen again. And simply didn’t want people asking questions.

Then he offers Jane, purple and YELLOW flowers. Which is interesting because yellow is more commonly used for Will, not Jane. With of course the card being signed as “from Mike”. Which starts quite a stir in the season afterwards.

Then of course the famous byler “hug”. Now this part in particular I’m going to try and use as much detail to explain how weird this hug is. To start off, let me show you how Mike has hugged/touched other people in the past.

As you can see he has no problem with physical contact. Including physical contact with Will, just last season as seen here.

In this scene, he’s fully collapsed over Will. Seemingly, not wanting to let go. So my question is, what changed? What changed in those few months between them that this became the better response?

As you can see there’s plenty of distance between the two of them. And while Will is attempting to make them closer, Mike only pats his shoulder and backs away. Which again makes no sense unless there was a sudden change or shift in mikes feelings towards Will. And again my only question is why?

Thank you guys so much for reading this, and BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS on my last post. I’m so honored and I hope you guys like this short analysis post. I can totally do more of these if you’d like! Just let me know!

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Interesting thought that, Mike wheeler will either be the worst written or best written character in stranger things. And all of that will be determined on the last season of the show. I’m just praying that he’s the latter in this development decision.

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Immortal he

The year was 2024 when Will died. Mike remembers the day well. The boys have been lovers since they defeated Vecna. What the boys didn’t know, was just like Steve, and Eddie. Mike would become immortal, or a “vampire” they say. Mike got bit during the last run in with Vecna, he was in the upside down to save Will. Will was taken by Vecna, because somehow he knew that was the only reason Mike would ever even consider going down there. Every thing was perfectly “normal”, well normal for the upside down.

He reached the house, he heard Max and Nancy mention with no problems. Now looking back on it, that should’ve made Mike suspicious. But his only concern was Will, and getting the both of them out safely. Some how, he made it to Will. He managed to undo his restraints. Then Vecna attacked. But not in the way Mike expected him to, he appeared before the boys. Mike immediately went for his gun, but Vecna was too fast. He swiped it out of his hands, then a swarm of bats came out for Mike.

He tried to run, but one of the bats was too fast. The bat bit him in the neck, the pain was astounding. The worst pain he’d experienced in his life so far. He somehow managed to get both the bat off and Will to safely. No one knew the side affects of being bit, not for years later.

Steve and Eddie were the lucky ones, because at least they had each other. They were happy to live immortally, as long as they were together. But Mike and Will? Not so lucky. Will went to live on a long and beautiful life with Mike. But Mike, never aged. He still looked and sounded 19 years old, but he had the pain of watching the only person he ever loved die. Slowly.

You see, Vecna knew his time was coming to an end all those years ago. But he wanted one last thing to tournament Mike with. Vecna knew exactly what a Demo- Bat bite can do to someone living. So he used it carefully and beautifully to his advantage.

The year was 2024 when Will died, he was 55 years old. (I know my math is probably so off, but I really don’t want to do it right now. So just ignore that right now lol.) the thing is, Will has bad genes from his dad. He had terrible stress related heart problems. So all it took, was one heart attack. And Will Byers was no more.

The day he died was permanently engraved into Mike’s mind. He couldn’t forget the events even if he tried. June 18th 2024, at exactly 2:24 Pm. 15 years have passed since that day, and every day since Mike has been miserable. He hates the curse put upon him, and every single year since then. Mike has visited Will’s grave, wishing and hating himself for not being fast enough. He wishes Mike could just join Will, but that’s the only place, that Mike can no longer reach. 

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“YES IT IS!”

“It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!” Mike sneered at his best friend. With venom he had no idea even existed, let alone that let’s out at his best friend.

“YES IT IS!” He calls back, at first with anger, then desperation. For a moment, both boys seem to freeze. Realizing exactly what Will just admitted, after the moment passes Mike goes to say something. But whatever it was dies in his throat, then as if on instinct Will gets on his bike. Then rides off in the pouring rain, like nothing else matters but just getting away.

“Will!” Mike calls back, but still Will rides away quickly not daring to look back. Instantly, Mike runs back into the house to collect the forgotten Lucas. He rushes into the basement claiming to tell him about it on the way.

The ride to Wills house was long, even longer with the rain. Especially with Lucas screaming at Mike for his actions. Like he didn’t feel bad enough already, so instead Mike just glances at him pretending he can’t hear him over the rain. Which gets an annoyed huff from Lucas in return.

When they finally arrive at the house, Mike completely abandons his bike. And instead choosing to run up the lawn and bang harshly at the front door. Rather than waiting for Lucas who gets there just moments after Mike.

“Will! Look I’m sorry man! I was being a total ass hole. Can you just come outside and we’ll talk! Will!” Then instantly, both boys hear a crash.

“The woods.” Lucas mumbles trying not to upset Mike even further.

“Fuck. Will.” Without warning, Mike begins to run in the direction of the crash.

“God damn it Mike.” Lucas mumbles back before chasing after Mike again, not knowing where to go. The party is almost never over to Wills house, it’s so far compared to everyone else’s. So no one other than Will has ever even been in the woods behind his house.

Both boys begin to call out Will’s name, hoping desperately he appears out of the dark and gloomy woods. Suddenly there’s another crash even louder than before, and both boys immediately start running in that direction. When they eventually get to their destination, they see Will with a baseball bat, completely soaked from head to toe.

“Will! What happened are you okay?!?!” Mike calls out, they turn slightly to see a destroyed castle Byers. In complete shambles, Will turns to the boys with a look neither have seen before. Will is completely and utterly pissed. With the only person who could usually fix Will, is the exact reason why he’s so pissed off.

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Hey guys! I hope you like this! I am so sorry I haven’t been posting much recently! The writers block is terrible! Thank you for understanding!

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“Slow dance in the parking lot”

The rain was gentle and hitting the car softly. The music in the background is just as light as the rain. The BMW is parked in an empty Walmart parking lot. Probably the most unromantic place in the world, but for Steve and Eddie. It’s perfect. It’s quiet, and for the boys moments like these come in small amounts. So the boys take whatever chance they can and run with it.

The boys have a small buzz, nothing much. But they will always say that at least one blunt. Will drown out any voices in their heads like nothing else.

“Ya wanna do something stupid?” Steve asks with a dumb grin on his face. Eddie was quick to giggle at him before nodding his head.

“And what stupid thing do you have in mind?” Steve doesn’t respond to the question. Not directly at least. All he does is get out of his car, walk to the other side, and make Eddie get out as well. But before the door closes Steve makes sure to turn the volume of the music as loud as he can. Eddie follows Steve’s lead in confusion, he doesn’t say anything until they’re behind the car.

“What are you thinking big boy?” Steve just smiles at him again before gently taking Eddie’s hand in his. Before gently grabbing Eddie’s back and brings him closer.

“Care to dance?” Steve finally asks with his dumb little smile. Eddie blushes instantly, not expecting that of all things. But he nods anyway, and Steve begins to move the pair in gentle movement. It’s not perfect, not even close. It’s clumsy and disorganized, but that- is exactly what the pair is. A little clumsy and a little disorganized. But to them it’s perfect. The perfect “slow dance in a parking lot.”

Inspiration song!

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“Love Will”

Dear Mike,

I don’t really know how to start this letter. But we’re doing it anyway! How are you? How’s the party? I miss you guys, a lot. I know you’re on the way here soon and I don’t really want things to be awkward when you’re here. But I guess I do have to ask, did you get my last letters? Or my calls? You didn’t like, move did you? I mean El, didn’t say that you did. Are you like ignoring me? Did I do something wrong? I’m sorry if I did.

I don’t even know why I’m writing this, especially if I see you next week. But I guess in some way I have to apologize, because maybe then I can prevent any possible awkwardness. In any case, I love you, and I miss you.

Love Will

Will sends the letter the very next morning. He really wants a response, ANY response. He feels like he hasn’t talked to Mike in forever.

Mike gets two letters the day before he goes to California. One is from El, the other is from Will. He immediately opens the letter from El, who tells him more about California and her new friends. By the time he’s done reading it, Nancy barges in saying it’s time to leave. To which he immediately throws the letter from El away and gets ready for school.

He completely forgot about the letter from Will. Until he had walked in his room noticing that his mom cleaned it. He shrugs at first and goes to the bathroom to go shower. He doesn’t even notice the letter until he lays down in bed and feels it stabbing into his back.

He sits up confused and grabs the letter, at first he just stares at it. But eventually he just shrugs and opens the envelope. He for a moment thought it was from El, completely forgetting that he already read the one from El this morning. Then he actually reads the letter, and for a moment he’s frozen. He re reads the letter for a moment. Once then twice.

Why would Will think? I mean I’ve spent hours on the letters to him. And- I just hate calling him, because every time I do, I get these butterflies in my stomach that I can’t explain. But I’m not ignoring him. I mean I just haven’t wanted to send those letters to him. Because they were either to vague or to long compared to the ones for El. But I- I’m not ignoring him right?

Mike sits on the bed confused. He doesn’t know how to respond for a moment. Then the last 5 words hit him all at once. I love you. Love, Will.

He immediately freaks out completely then. He- he means like a friend right? He- he has to mean as a friend! I mean- why- why am I even thinking about this still? He clearly means just as a friend, doesn’t he? He- he has to. Right?

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I hate that

⚠️Trigger warning!⚠️

There’s use of the F slur in this shot! If you don’t like it, please don’t read it!

*Mike POV*

“Should I stay or should I go now? If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double.” I sing quietly to myself, trying not to wake up Nancy or Holly again. I gently play the chorus of the song on my guitar. Before shoving my hair behind my ear again. How the hell does Eddie do this? Right. He just puts his hair up in a messy bun. I wish I was as cool as Eddie is. I begin playing the cords again trying to play completely by memory. I really don’t want to get my Walkman out again.

I don’t know why I’m learning this song, maybe it’s because I feel closer to Will that way. As gay as it sounds, I miss Will. I tried calling him again today, but like always, no response. I hate it when this happens, I don’t even know why. I shouldn’t give less of a shit if he answers. But he- he’s still my best friend, he’s always been my best friend. But now, I don’t even know if he wants to talk to me anymore. I can’t write him a letter either because I always mess up and write more for him than I do for El.

I hate this. I hate that I sound like a fag. The dumb frog face fag, that Troy always said I was. I hate everything in my dumb life. I hate that I sound like a fag, I hate Joyce for taking Will away from me. I hate that Lucas joined the basketball team to look cool or whatever. I hate that I’m not as cool as Eddie is. I hate that I’m even thinking about this. But most of all, I hate myself because I can’t make myself feel anything for El.

Not anymore. I used to be able to mask the emotions easily. Or pretend I like the feeling of her lips on mine. Now I almost gag thinking about it. I put my guitar down on the stand, realizing that it’s not worth trying to play it if all I’m doing is just thinking. I turned my lights off finally and glanced down at the clock on my nightstand. 2:30 AM

Ok. Usually I can start sleeping now. I can never sleep at a normal time, not anymore at least. The nightmares came back around a month ago. So usually I have to tire myself out completely before I can even try to sleep. With that thought in mind, i started getting in bed and closing my eyes.

*Ring*

*Ring*

*Ring*

“Ughhh! You’re fucking with me right?!?!” I get back up sluggish and walk over to the desk on the other side of my room. I pick the phone up aggravated.

“Dustin. I swear to god this better be the end of the world, or I’m going to be so pissed.”

“Uh. It-It’s not Dustin.” Will. It-it’s Will.

“Will? Dude it’s like 3:00 o clock, what’s going on?”

“I- shit. I’m sorry man, it’s just nightmare again.”

“Oh. Shit. Listen I’m sorry man. What happened? Was it the upside down again?”

“Yeah.”

“I- fuck man I’m sorry. What happened like in the dream?” Will went silent for a while and I almost hung up thinking he fell back asleep until he answered me again.

“Well. Uh I was on the football field, but like here. Not back home, at first it was normal I guess. I was just painting on the field, then I um I heard something behind me. And at first I just ignored it, then um fuck. The- the ground like swallowed me up, and I was back in the upside down.” I hear sobbing on the other end of the line, and my heart just shattered. I feel so bad for blowing up at him at first, especially after a nightmare. I was just so tired.

“Hey. I’m so sorry man, just- just breathe ok? Just breathe for me. You’re ok, I’m right here. It’s ok.” I vaguely hear him take a deep breath, and the sound of him letting it out very shaky. It takes an hour, but I finally calm down Will’s panic attack. We’re just talking for a moment, and I can’t get over his voice. It’s so deep now, especially now that he still has his morning voice. I hate that, I can’t stop obsessing over it. I hate that I feel so much better now than I did before this call. And most of all, I hate that El can’t make me feel like this. Only Will.

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Vampire purr

It’s almost impossible to find comfort anymore, especially in Hawkins. Especially for Eddie Munson, right after the “earthquake” he was taken care of by the Hawkins scientists. Eddie’s convinced they’re not just testing his blood for his health. He’s convinced they’re trying to test on him, and the party well can’t say it’s unrealistic. They’ve heard of them doing worse, El can attest to that as well. The party is currently in the hardest stage of PTSD, nightmares, flashbacks, and panic attacks are becoming more and more common among them.

At this current moment, Steve “The hair” Harrington is at the new Munson trailer. Never in a million years would Steve ever think, that he’d be hanging out with Eddie Munson willingly. But I guess you can say shared trauma can do a lot to a guy. Especially since Munson is basically a vampire now, at first Steve only did it because he felt bad for the guy. But now he actually enjoys being in his company.

They’re currently seated at his couch, listening to music while drowning out their feelings in weed. “Ya know what sucks?” Steve mumbles out in a daze.

“What?” Eddie understood him easily, he’s used to the high mumbling Steve comes up with by now.

“It always feels like, I’m not allowed to be mad at Nancy.” Eddie turns his head to him confused.

“What do you mean?”

“It always in a way felt like I was never allowed to be mad at Nancy for cheating on me. Because to be honest, every single time I’ve tried to move on we’re back to dealing with stupid upside down shit.” Steve isn’t looking at Eddie while he says this, he seems more concerned about the stain on the carpet than Eddie.

“I really don’t know what to say to that sorry man.”

“You- you don’t have to say anything. I’m just ranting I guess.” Eddie can only nod in understanding, well until Steve sighs dramatically and lays down with his head on Eddies lap. Eddie for a moment is shocked, until he just chuckles and starts playing with Steve’s hair. Which sober Steve hates, but high Steve absolutely loves. He basically melts into Eddies lap.

Eddie and Steve just sat there for a second with Eddies hands in his hair. Well until Steve asks something he never thought he’d hear from him.

“Eddie… have you ever kissed a boy?”

“Uhh what?”

“Have you ever kissed a boy?”

Eddie is so glad he’s high right now. Because if he wasn’t… then he’d be frozen in place. But because he’s mostly, well halfway high and sober. Eddie can answer him honestly.

“I mean yeah. It’s actually sometimes better than kissing girls.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah I’d say so.”

“Can I try it?”

“Try- try what?”

“Kissing a boy.”

“Um. Yeah of course man. No one would judge you.”

“Yeah?” Steve gets a dazed look in his eyes, then suddenly all he can think about is kissing Eddie’s lips. They look soft, and unlike any girls he’s ever kissed before. For a moment Eddie sobers up, and then just nods.

“Can I kiss you then?” Steve whispers out, almost like a secret between them. For a fleeting moment, Eddie wants to stop him. He wants to remind Steve how high he is. But then, the moment passes. Eddie thinks about it, he knows that if he says no now. Then any chance of kissing Steve another time would never happen. So sue him, he’s had a crush on Steve Harrington since he was still “King Steve”. So what if he wants to be selfish for once?

“Yeah. Yeah you- can.” Steve gains a dopey smile, and before either boy knows it. Steve is leaning in, and kissing Eddie. At first it’s clumsy, and uncomfortable, then they try again. That time, it’s pure bliss. Eddie’s head is tilted just a little bit to help kiss Steve right. They continue to kiss until Steve begins straddling Eddies waist. For a moment, Eddie is completely still, not daring to even touch Steve. He’s terrified that if he does he’ll scare Steve away.

But thankfully for him, Steve touches him first. He gently grabs the back of his neck. And Eddie relaxes slightly, and gently holds onto his waist. The kiss continues passionately and the more they continue the more both boys relax. Then a sound comes out. At first they ignore it, and proceed. But as the kiss continues on, the sound becomes louder. Eventually they separate to question said sound.

“What is that?”

“I don’t know. It sounds almost like a purr.”

They listen quietly for a moment trying to locate it. But the trailer becomes dead silent again, the boys eventually look at each other and shrug it off.

“Well it’s gone now.” Steve says with a shrug, and goes back to making out with Eddie like nothing happened. Which Eddie is more than happy with. For a moment they continue on like nothing happened, then the sound returns. Steve takes notice instantly, and decides to test a theory. He heard once that bats purr. And technically Eddie’s a vampire now, so maybe it’s him?

He gently licks Eddies bottom lip, and the purring grows louder. Gotcha! Steve thinks before pulling back, which results in a pout from Eddie.

“What’s up?”

“Eddie. I think it’s you. The purring sound.”

“What? Cmon man, that’s stupid. I don’t purr.”

Steve is naturally stubborn, but when he’s high. It’s even worse.

“Let me prove it then.”

“Go ahead. But yeah, I don’t purr.” Steve ticks an eyebrow up, and gently kisses Eddie’s lips. Then cheeks. Then jaw. Then finally his neck. The purring returned then. And all Steve could do is smirk at him.

“Oh.” Eddie says before giggling, and soon enough Steve joins in. For a moment everything’s perfect. Everything makes sense, and the vampire purr made everything even better. And maybe they’d do this again, maybe they’d get high and make out again. And maybe both boys are more than ok with that.