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I'm so feelings rn-

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Did you eat the flowers? They're even worse-

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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated

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Hopital

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"What do you want from me? Money??"

-my girlfriend to her Latin worksheet

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gotta bring out this gem

do you think the first plane and the second plane were datings

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live footage of me about to show Princess @cherri03 a humorous painting (the most vile memes)

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

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HELLO???? TIGERSTAR REFERENCE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020-SOMETHING??????

uh… is he a, you know, (motions brutally murdering a cat) broad-shouldered brown tabby?

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I hope he likes the cobwebs in my corner!

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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Talon's Bizarre Page turned 3 today!

oh god what have I done-

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my exact reaction I'm supposed to be paying attention in history rn but I simply cANNOT-

STARASCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Star and KO, final answer-

A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!

B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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saving so i can look at all of these later

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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hbbhbdhsbdjnn f l o w e r s

The symbolism of flowers

Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.

Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!

Amaryllis: Pride

Black-eyed Susan: Justice

Bluebell: Humility

Calla Lily: Beauty

Pink Camellia: Longing

Carnations: Female love

Yellow Carnation: Rejection

Clematis: Mental beauty

Columbine: Foolishness

Cyclamen: Resignation

Daffodil: Unrivalled love

Daisy: Innocence, loyalty

Forget-me-not: True love

Gardenia: Secret love

Geranium: Folly, stupidity

Gladiolus: Integrity, strength

Hibiscus: Delicate beauty

Honeysuckle: Bonds of love

Blue Hyacinth: Constancy

Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless

Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom

White Jasmine: Amiability

Lavender: Distrust

Lilac: Joy of youth

White Lily: Purity

Orange Lily: Hatred

Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride

Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility

Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth

Magnolia: Nobility

Marigold: Grief, jealousy

Morning Glory: Affection

Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest

Pansy: Thoughtfulness

Peony: Bashfulness, shame

Poppy: Consolation

Red Rose: Love

Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity

Snapdragon: Deception, grace

Sunflower: Adoration

Sweet Willian: Gallantry

Red Tulip: Passion

Violet: Watchfulness, modesty

Yarrow: Everlasting love

Zinnia: Absent, affection

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I may not be a very good stop, but I'd still like to contribute :3

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Just made battery acid spaghetti with my gf @cherri03

don't do this-

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will update once I've completed the quest

I'm setting a quest for you all.

Go find a cool thing in nature. Sticks, leaves, rocks, flowers, or anything else that makes you happy.

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this reminds me of schrokovam's gunblade-

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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"Are you thirsty? Scoliosis-"

-@cherri03, talking about stupid body glitches