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*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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This is one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time because not only are there jelly beans getting freaky. But the most heartbroken soulful man you have ever heard is singing to you about a man called Jerry Beans while it happens. And the whole time they're selling you a phone

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I am once again asking all of you to look at minecraft skins dot net because the people on there are fucking hilarious. who up rockin wit mid times with scar

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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.