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Show your respect, and listen carefully. Let sister Friede guide your way.

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Being told to stop using em dashes in my writing because ChatGPT uses them a lot and people might think it's written by AI...

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Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

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WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

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"Boy, I've reached almost fifty years of age with my system. Not many men last long in these parts. How long do you expect to last?"

Lee Van Cleef as Colonel Douglas Mortimer in For a Few Dollars More (1965, dir. Sergio Leone)

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Bonfire, série Dark Souls.

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threatening hukuro

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Endless Dark Souls III gifs - 6 / ∞

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Laurence statue based on a sculpture of St. Dionysius i saw in a museum and the Surgery Altar in the Hunter's Nightmare

the sculpture in question:

and a "beastless" version:

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if the national maritime museum were actually committed they'd sell little replicas of the terrible historical nelson merch in their collection

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Yesterday, for the first time, I saw “The good, the bad and the ugly”… And I loved it! I’m not a huge fan of western movie, but I loved the atmosphere, the characters and the dialogues so much! So here is a little animation of Angel Eyes or “the bad”

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EWAN MCGREGOR as OBI-WAN KENOBI Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005 | Dir. George Lucas

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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

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