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Peter Pettigrew’s middle name is Simone. Thank you and good night.

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Y’all don’t understand. Me and Peter Pettigrew have been dating for over 4 years

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CA:BNW spoilers

Ok so in the scene right when Bucky leaves and Sabra is basically telling Sam she’d smash, I really thought when he started to say “he’s also x years old” that he was going to say “he’s also taken” meaning by him. Needless to say I’m a bit disappointed 😔

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Guys where did this gilderat lore come from?? What's the cologne thing?? It's driving me crazy without knowing where it comes from... someone please fill me in🙂🙂

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less than 4 hours…

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Matthew Murdock has religious OCD and you can’t change my mind

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sorry I’ve been gone for so long, got logged out lol

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What do you mean I need therapy? I’m just binge watching heartstopper for the third time this week. It is my therapy✋🙄

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Happy Chronic Disease Awareness Day!

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wow. truly life altering information.

The use of “-zilla” as a suffix to mean “[thing] but big and scary” implies that the true form of the Christian God is a cute little lizard

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Reasons why Harry Osborn and Bruce Banner are the same person (this is a joke btw)

Their Dad’s suck

Their colors are green and purple

They both turned into green rage monsters as a result of trying to recreate another hero’s powers

They are nerds 

They are gay

They are always angry™️

I love them

This was like a 1am thought so there were a lot more reasons but i don’t remember lol. I’ll add them if I think of them again.

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My other blog:

@frostshields-daughter

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Matt: I think we should get a divorce.

Y/n: What are you doing?

Matt: Just practicing.

Y/n: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Matt: I don't know. I'm 28. I think I'm having a quater-life crisis.

Y/n: You don't even have a girlfriend.

Matt: Hypothetically divorce me.

Y/n: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half your assets.

Matt: Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup.

Foggy: well they DID hypothetically sign one so…

Matt: Who the f*ck is this guy?

Foggy: I'm their hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Matt: Well then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids. to Karen: Right? We can get those, right?

Karen: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Y/n: Who the f*ck is this hypothetical nerd?

Matt: She’s MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

Y/n: How could you hypothetically do this to me?

Matt: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic so

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I’m sorry but “Boy in the Bubble” is Steve Rogers theme song

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Foggy Nelson would be the perfect boyfriend btw

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Foggy Nelson reblog if you agree