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fuckkkk when can teleportation be invented I need it for reasons
#need my friends#we can have sleepovers#enough of planes trains and automobiles#I need to be able to portal into my friends rooms at 3am when they need a spider contained#or want to have ice cream#yeah#shitpost
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do you have a wife
yes and I love her
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just remember kids, every month is pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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hello. i am so so tired and angry. does anyone wanna kiss
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if you currently have a sense of taste and unclogged nose i may be entitled to take that shit from you
#please i want it so bad#i just miss garlic#give me a foolproof cold remedy and i’ll create world peace#sick#as#a#dog#sick as a dog
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yoooo not everyday you almost add to the family lore
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the peonies are blooming and the cats are dragging in dead rabbits, life’s pretty alright
#shitpost#the cats are pretty insistent#with bringing in#dead#rabbits#and sometimes live ones#but hey the flowers are very pretty#pretty flowers
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mom said it’s my turn to be the pope
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“Hatsune Miku wrote Harry Potter and painted La Guernica”
- a piece of paper
#hatsune miku#harry potter#la guernica#shitpost#lets see what this stirs up#I just saw the paper and felt it had to be shared#you never know#what treasures you’ll find
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fuck everyone except for the guy standing at the bus stop smelling his bouquet of flowers and smiling
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MORE!!!

things are very bad but the paper dragon i found sunbathing in the windowsill is very good
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to what do i owe the pleasure

things are very bad but the paper dragon i found sunbathing in the windowsill is very good
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I want yall to open up your dashboard and see this.
You are amazing and an incredible, lovely person and I hope you have the most wonderful day, no matter how murky things feel <3
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I feel kinda nuts and amazing and funky and jittery and annoyed.
Anyway do you ever feel that moment when you are doing something creative that you need to do and actually feel kinda excited about, but then a different creative idea that’s been brewing strikes you more fully formed than what you had ruminated on before and you can’t stop thinking about it and then you are frustrated because you then can’t focus on the thing that you were doing before that you were also excited about but it has now been outranked and it’s driving you a bit crazy cuz that’s the thing that needs to take more priority but you can’t stop thinking about the idea that hit you and you are now annoyed and stuck.
Anyway. yea.
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do you ever just see djdjegevnakakwkshdhdvxbxnxnskaosoeiieururhdvfvvdbxbjxjzkskisoosidugsgqgqgahsiisisushgavqvssgsgahajjsixidieoodkckfhrvvcncnncnfhvsvdbehdjjekrotopgififjdjdjkwksidhhrgavvwvwfattayahahdjjdkdidodosooskwjwnbwvegwgsgh
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where he once was… another walks in his shadow

things are very bad but the paper dragon i found sunbathing in the windowsill is very good
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