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love ouroboros. cannibalization of the divine except you are the cannibal and the divine and the witness watching it

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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

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outta my way gayboys im about to go swimming in the Gender

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Dave Rapoza

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"I'm my mom and my sister?! What kind of destiny is this?!"

I saw a “top raw lines from SU” post from its-a-gemfact, and suddenly felt a desire to start a “top absolutely dumb lines from SU that make me laugh” list, in order of when I think of them. And these are just from s1 to start XD

1) “NOOOO!!!! ME TORTA!!!!”

2) “I got hit by an airplane!”

3) “In the ring, NOBODY can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT ‘EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!”

4) [spit-take] “STEVEN’S PREGNANT????”

5) “I think this is why aging makes humans die!“

6) “I’m sorry I got mad, guys. I get it now. Things can’t always go exactly how I want.” [one short scene cut later] “I always get what I want!!”

7) “Let’s work out together! You can beat up Lars, and you don’t have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you!”

8) “I guess I’m just too tough to cry.” “Just today, you were crying about snakes.” “They don’t have any arms!”

9) “Hello. This… is Mom Universe. Yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry— playing with swords. They’re bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again.”

10) “Hold on! Don’t leave me! At least tell me what’s gonna happen with my lunch! Do I choke on a pickle?” “Mm, you don’t choke on a pickle.” “That means something else happens with the pickle!”

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a comic about getting older

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a collection

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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

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dragon age: inquisition x a guide to troubled birds

the inquisitor: 

cassandra: 

cullen:

leliana: 

josephine: 

blackwall: 

dorian: 

bull: 

sera: 

vivienne: 

varric: 

solas: 

cole: 

bonus

dagna: 

corypheshit:

flemeth: 

duchess florianne: 

duke gaspard: 

empress celene: 

ambassador briala: 

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Well... I guess Ozai is dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The gaang learns how Zuko got his scar, it doesn’t bode well for Ozai

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For your viewing pleasure

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You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

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draw a lil astronaut?

girl help i’m lost in the vast expanse of space

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.