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Ciel Phantomhive: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Prince Soma: Suppose?!

Sieglinde Sullivan: Tendency?!

Elizabeth Midford: A bit?!

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Ciel Phantomhive: I don’t know what to do with it.

Sieglinde Sullivan: With what?

Ciel Phantomhive: All the love I used to have for Lizzy. I don’t know where to put it now...

Sieglinde Sullivan: I’ll take it.

Ciel Phantomhive: Heh. Thanks, Witch.

Sieglinde Sullivan: I’m serious. It sounds lovely. I’ll have it.

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Sebastian Michaelis: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife my way through this one.

Ciel Phantomhive: Manslaughter it is.

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*During their academy days*

William T. Spears: Oh no, you don't want to befriend me. I'm a handful.

Grell excitedly: I have two hands!

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"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on.'"

– Ciel Phantomhive

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Ronald Knox: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to solve this.

Grell Sutcliff: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent," include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire."

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Sebastian Michaelis: I've caught this stupid disease because of Agni.

Bardroy: For the last time Sebastian, feelings are not an illness!

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Sebastian Michaelis: I'm gonna take you out.

Grell Sutcliff: Okay, it's a date.

Sebastian Michaelis: I meant that as a threat.

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Undertaker: Contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

Vincent Phantomhive: You don't often hear "popular" and "decapitation" in the same sentence.

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William T Spears: I understand you did some horrible things while you were alive-

Grell Sutcliff: Bold of you to assume death has stopped me, but do go on.

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Ciel Phantomhive: Hey can you do a weird favour for me without asking difficult questions?

Prince Soma: Is that not the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?

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*Grell seeing Sebastian interacting with Ciel*

Grell Sutcliff: One day I'm gonna put a baby in that man.

Ronald Knox: How?

Grell Sutcliff: I don't know, but I'll figure it out.

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I have yet to encounter a problem where a gun didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

– Ciel Phantomhive

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Vincent Phantomhive: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Undertaker: This somehow implies that your murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

Vincent Phantomhive: If you truly know me, you would know it's inevitable.

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*at the beginning of their contract*

Sebastian Michaelis: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Ciel Phantomhive: Wait, what’s the difference?

Sebastian Michaelis: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.