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Okay, as a former band kid who is currently buying DCI tickets (SCV I miss you, "Finding Nirvana" was a religious experience) all I can imagine is an AFTG DCI au. Lemme begin this by saying if you don't know what DCI is, it stands for Drum Corps International and its essentially professional marching band competitions and shows and super super amazing and intense. If you want an amazing example look up "Santa Clara Vanguard Finding Nirvana 2022" on YouTube and find a FloMarching video of them. Anyways! Onto the HC!

Andrew: Quad drums

Neil: Colorguard

Aaron: Trumpet

Matt: Tuba

Nicky: Euphonium (don't ask why, idk)

Renee: Quad drums

Allison: Either French Horn or Colorguard

Dan: Drum Major

Kevin: Pit, specifically Marimba, purely because Pit is intricate and picked on, so he'd be screaming to defend it (I may have been Pit, and I may have yelled at people over it)

Seth: Tuba

And yes, I know this would be a bit unworkable since DCI corps are HUGE, but imagine they're like a clique within the corps, okay?

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riko moriyama was ovulating for the entirety of the raven king

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arrange - june 24 - jegulus - black brothers - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 404 - got this idea from a tiktok

“Hi, I’m Sirius Black and I’m the Best Man.”

Sirius’s voice cut through the chattering crowd, drawing the attention of everyone in the huge room. James, who was staring, completely enamored, at his new husband, had to rip his gaze away to look over at his friend.

“I promise I have written a speech,” Sirius said, beaming at the crowd. “I even wrote it before the day of–take that, McKinnon!” A few people laughed. “But before I get to that, I have something special arranged.”

James looked to his left, exchanging a nervous glance with Regulus. “Do you have any idea—?” he muttered.

“Not a clue,” Regulus replied, looking terrified. “But if he does something stupid, remember that he’s your best man, not mine.”

James gulped, turning back to where Sirius stood, a terrifying smile on his face.

“James met Reggie when he was seventeen and was immediately obsessed. I’m sure you all remember,” he chuckled, allowing the crowd to grumble good-naturedly while James grinned and blushed. “But if you don’t, or you were lucky enough to not be there, I have quite a treat for you! I have proof! If you’ll all direct your attention to the screen to my left…Moony, you can roll the tape!”

Immediately, James’s stomach sank, because he knew what was coming. “Reg, wanna go have a quickie in the bathroom?” he whispered to his new husband, face getting warmer and warmer.

Regulus’s eyes, though, were glued to the screen, and he just waved his hand dismissively at James. “Later,” he muttered.

“Play this at my wedding! No–no I swear! Play this at my wedding!” On-screen James began shouting, his voice pounding through the speakers of the room. The screen showed James, Remus, and Peter all laying on James’s bed, Sirius clearly behind the camera.

“Why’s that, Prongs?” Sirius-from-behind-the-camera asked, his voice full of mirth.

“Because!” On-screen James grinned idiotically. “It’s–I’m seventeen, and it’s September first and I swear to all of you, I’m marrying Regulus Black someday. I swear!”

Present day James groaned, burying his head in his hands as the crowd awwed.

“I’m marrying Regulus Arcturus Black! You’ll play this at our wedding and I’ll be like, ha! Told you!”

“And that, folks, was James Potter, mere hours after he met Regulus Black,” Sirius said into the microphone, grinning.”And it all went downhill from here, as you can see.”

The crowd, and Regulus, burst into applause.

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kevin: *gives jean jeremy’s interview articles so he can learn about being queer in exy*

jean, who gets pictures of a pretty boy playing exy from kevin: is this kevin’s porn?

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ftm regulus ending up looking identical to sirius because sirius is so damn short and androgynous already. they both take advantage of this

"Regulus, you did shockingly bad on your potions exam!" "But professor, I was sick that day. I never...SIRIUS ORION BLACK! MESSING WITH MY GRADES AND MY FUTURE IS NOT A PRANK!"

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"Oh, hey Sirius! How's it going?" "Remus...I'm in love with you. There. I said it." "Oh, Sirius I-I think I might love you too." "Ok perfect, now when Sirius gets in here, say that again. Just like that. I'm fucking tired of you two dancing around eachother, it's obnoxious." "REGULUS?!"

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Where Aaron and Andrew have a good relationship and after Andrew gets picked up from easthaven, he drops Neil off at the tower and sits in the car with Aaron. Andrew: ….

Aaron: are you pouting?

Andrew: ….

Aaron: you are totally pouting

Andrew: …. He was supposed to be a fucking hallucination…. And no I’m not pouting

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Pandora: thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didn't have to, but you did anyway and that was cool of you.

Evan:

Evan: Amen?

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pt. 86!! <pt.85

EDIT I FUCKED UP THE TEXTS “it’s for the occasion” IS SUPPOSED TO BE FROM KEVIN NOT WYMACK

happy father’s day!! saw my dad for the first time in several months and found out he has been lifetime banned from the vermeer museum for stealing and that now he has at least 12 more one-sided delusion beefs.

anyway this is the beginning (and possibly the end i haven’t decided) of me pressing my nathan wesninski agenda. the worst most garbage man ever and he is a diva. to me

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg @lesbiansforkevinday

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Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

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I feel like this is so Aaron "behind closed doors" coded, especially this part:

"As a young and reckless kid

On dreary days

I used to drown it out, a sociopath

'Cause I had nothing left to give"

@minyard-05 you have wonderful Aaron headcanons......opinion?

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barty, evan and, regulus from left to right

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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

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Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

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regulus arcturus black 🙌🏼

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I would just like to say that I read AFTG for the first time while having a mental breakdown (minus the grippy sock vacation) and I think that is the most on-brand for AFTG thing I've ever done