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I’m a 16 year old boy and I need a boyfriend I’m taking applications from now til the sun causes the death of the universe
#gay#boys#boyfriend#love me#like for real#i need one#im lonely#im also the best fucking thing on this bitch of an earth and this is the only chance you have to experiecne me#jk jk i suck
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Is any real person following me or is it all bots who’ve failed the Turing Test?
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If my man ain’t good at Just Dance, I don’t want him
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And she died
And every compliment she ever meant to give
Fell from her lips
Tumbled out into the world
And made it a little better
And the world said “Goodnight”
And she said “Good Morning”
#idk man#i like poetry#one day i wont suck#any critics out there?#poem#short poem#poetry#short poetry#tell me why it sucks#i write all of these while drinking coffee with too much creamer#i couldve been a better writer but the education system discouraged me
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Every fuckin time I read the ending poem to Minecraft I break into tears. How could they write something like “And the universe said I Love You” and expect me to be okay afterwards?
#im a bitch#im a baby#minecraft#poem#universe#iloveyou#tears#actual baby bitch tears#like#full on breakdown#every time#mc
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“There is no town, only moose. Please go away”
-My Mom
2020
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Debate time! Which made you cry more, “Appa’s Lost Days” or “Iroh’s Story”?
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If my first time having sex doesn’t consist of an elaborate “Dead Girl Walking” style musical number, then what’s the fucking point?
#dead girl walking#heathers#heather#musical#theatre#theatre kid#theater#virgin#theater kid#funny#comedy#smexy#singing#sing#dead boy walking#shitpost#shitposting#shittypost#shittyposting#dumb#im dumb#but
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Mate, ya totally phoned it in
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Being a verse is stupid because I can’t just magically change clothes when I change mindsets, ya feel me?
#verse#clothes#bottom#top#bottom top#top bottom#ugh#stupid#universe hates me#why cant i have an animal crossing magic wand?
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Out of every Disney character, Flynn Rider is most clearly a bottom
#shit post#shitty post#shit posting#disney#disney character#bottom#textpost#very bottom#you cant change my mind#bottoming#flynn#rider#flynn rider#tangled
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Can we talk about how the animators of The Last Airbender DEFINITELY had a foot fetish?
#ATLA#atla#Avatar#cursed#horrible#am i wrong?#think about it#avatar the last airbender#shitpost#shittypost#foot fetish#im dying
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Can someone try leaving me in a bowl of rice overnight?
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Call me a masochist, but isn’t it great when you eat strawberries and all the muscles in your bottom jaw feel like they’re on fire?
#strawberries are so good#burn baby burn#it feels so weirdly good#am i a masochist?#does everyone like the burn or just me?
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I wish that Lucky Charms didn’t have marshmallows in it :(
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I am very intelligent, but I am still a dumbass. Big of heart, big of brain, dumb of ass. That’s me.
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To the three (3) people following me, how broken must you be to want me in your life?
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