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Did you really drop a piano on Lucifer? Or was it just for effect?

Yes. I dropped a piano on him. Why, he deserved it!

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How are today Mr. Radio demon?

Why I’m quite well! And how do you do, my dear?

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alastor! what’s your opinion on cats! (excluding husk, since he’s only really half a cat)

Cats you say? Well, I suppose they’re alright. KeeKee is quite adorable but I am not usually fond of animals…

People are more my speciality!

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If I challenged you to a kazoo duel, would you accept, or call me a ‘blasphemous little gremlin?’

What on Earth’s name is a kazoo duel?

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Be honest, do you hum jazz while cooking the souls of the damned?

Why, yes of course! Is there any other way to amuse yourself?

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hello alastor, have u ever been in love?? - 🦊

Yes…a long time ago.

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Nifty tried to shoot me.

Kindly tell her to STOP before I set her on fire!

Hm, how about I set you on fire, my dear?

You’re simply ruining Niffty’s fun! Don’t be a spoilsport, my friend!

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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU FLUSHED ALL OF THE TOILETS IN THE HOTEL AT ONCE???????!!!!!!!1

Well, I would assume something terrible. And don’t even try it! Poor Niffty and I have to clean up enough messes around here.

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My, goodness! Aren’t I allowed to be petty, my dear?

LUCIFER IS A BITCH

Finally someone is making sense on this platform!

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By the way there's people who think you're in love with the bitch Lucifer

That’s preposterous! What are you jabbering about???

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LUCIFER IS A BITCH

Finally someone is making sense on this platform!

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I’m making you an awesome new cane from deer bones. In the meantime have a mall pretzel 🥨 ❤️

Why thank you, darling!

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Hmph, bubble wrap. Where is your tarantula AT?

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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Hm? I don’t follow, darling.

What are your honest feelings towards me? 🧐🧐🧐

I greatly dislike you.

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No.

What are your honest feelings towards me? 🧐🧐🧐

I greatly dislike you.

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That’s a terrible name.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST, BAMBI!

So, instead of killing any jumping spiders y’all see, could y’all give them to me? 🥺

JUST LOOK AT THEM! THEY’RE SO SCRUNCLY AND ADORABLE! (I have an obsession)

Hmmmm. I may consider. There are quite a few around the hotel. Unfortunately, Niffty gets to them first the majority of the time.

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Aww there's a deer outside

Are you mocking me, my dear?