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VERY bold assumption that I haven’t kissed a girl yet

Has Alice Dyer Kissed A Woman Yet:

No.

Alice has been thinking about Gwen for:

419 days (of being trans on the internet (Same girly))

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I go by Alice now, actually.

Girliepop You Are NOT Fooling Anyone With Your Denial Attitude. We Been Known You're Gay.

Good lord, can't you guys give me a break? All I hear, day-in and day-out, is what you all think I am. What you think I should be. Don't you think I'm tired of people telling me who I am? You don't know anything about me.

And what if I was? Why does that matter to you all, why do you want me to be gay so bad? What do you expect me to do about it? I never know how to answer because I don't know you. I can't predict your reaction. The only people who I know how they'll react is my family, and they don't need that on their platter. So, I'm not.

Call it denial, call it whatever you want. You don't know what is going on in my head. Maybe get to know me first. Christ.

-Gwen B.

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freddy....freddy i flirted with you.....how could you do this to me

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SCREAMING EXPLODING SHITTING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!

This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))

also the YouTube link!!

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hot girl activities

(trying to keep my ex turned friend from being lured into obsessive curiosity by the Horrors™️ that I’ve skillfully just ignored for almost a decade)

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Perhaps :3

When will my wife (The Magnus Protocol) return from the war (reasonable break between the seasons)

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Hi there gwendolenee

You get all cold and mad when we bring Alice up

To be fair, you guys are never just "bringing her up." Do you see the things people say to me? I mean, it's- it's absurd! How would you react if every message you received was saying those sort of things about you and your coworker?... I mean, it's a lot. It's a lot for me.

...I don't know. Sometimes I just worry about...

So sorry if I'm defensive or whatever. I've always been an angry person. I had to learn to protect myself somehow.

-Gwen B.

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I will neither confirm nor deny this information

Alice & Gwen are such girl kissers

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Contrary to popular belief, estrogen does NOT give you the ability to stop your ex-turned-friend from falling into an interdimensional portal like a FOOL

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Awww for me?

get it for her!!! she'll probably appreciate it, even if you've never exchanged gifts before!!!!!

If you're sure then. I'll have a bit of time before work, I can head back to the shop and see if they still have the bracelet. Er, in silver.

-Gwen B.

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Me and Gwen fr

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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Rude, I got you a mocha!

did you get anything for alice?

No, I didn't. I can't say I'm great at shopping for others. Much less for my coworkers.

Though, when I was looking for something for my mother, I did see a bracelet that reminded me of something Alice would wear. At least, I think so; you know how eclectic she is. Gold, with little multicolour stars built into the chain. Here, I took a photo of it.

Does it look like something she'd like? Not that I'm not thinking about getting it. It's probably gone by now anyways. Besides, Christmas is over, it's too late for that sort of thing.

-Gwen B.

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just to clarify: it wasn’t a cesspit. Sam did, in fact, mess himself on the way down.

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magnussing? CRINGE

not getting yourself killed? BASED

going to a theatre to canoodle? CRINGE

watching my extremely talented little brother's band? BASED

getting kidnapped and falling into another dimension? CRINGE

picking up my fucking calls and realizing its on the train? BASED

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Ooohhh you like meeeeeee

How did it go

It was... not unpleasant. We talked a little bit. My coffee was well made, Alice seemed to enjoy hers as well. It is hard to socialize at 8 am after working all night, but we made do. If something like this happens again, maybe a day off would be better. But I, yes, I enjoyed myself.

-Gwen B.

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It’s always “ceaseless watcher look hard at this shit” or “ceaseless watcher why can’t I see this shit”

I like how Jon's powers in Season 5 is basically this meme.

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always the charmer, gwen

Well do you like when she talks to you

Well, she's the only one who doesn't practically ignore me, so...

-Gwen B.