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*Un-un-uns*

I love butter!!!! I love salt!!! :D
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People who go all the way out during salmon run and hear 3 team mates call you back to basket at the start and ignore them.
Why? Do ya'll think we're saying "This way!"? For the fun of it? If the literal ENTIRE REST OF YOUR TEAM is telling you "Hey! Come back to basket, let them get closer!" Why do you just continue to over extend and die in your pile of eggs that are so far from basket when you literally had people telling you to reel it in?
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i know there's a modifier for big runs but sshh this is funny
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Aaaahh! My girl! :D
OOPS I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
For @the-vulpixel sorry I forgot
Ref under cut

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Please? 🐙 👀




I'm bored do any of y'all want me to draw your Splatoon OC?
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Me: *starts drifting off to sleep*
My fucking half dream thoughts for some fucking reason: "Yeah, thats why skateboards have huge cocks for a living"
Me, opening my eyes, processing the sentence my half asleep brain just conjured up: What the fuck??...
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Somethings I haven't really seen anyone mention about the Inkopolis shops is that it seems that even if we don't see an actual store in the plaza there does seem to be a General store in Inkopolis indicated by its icon here

And while we're looking at this picture, another thing I haven't seen anyone else notice is that the stores in the trailer seem to sell more items, selling 9 items instead of the current 6.

I'm not sure if this is an inkopolis shop exclusive change or a future change we'll get in the next update teased in the inkopolis trailer. Hopefully the latter
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Yall ever just wanna eat the moon like a gum ball?

Like look at that shit. Idk what flavor that looks like but it looks juicy.
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Sylveon sprite
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Western fortune cookies
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
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