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When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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Nile Freeman in The Old Guard 2 (2025)

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Veilguard Companions' outgoing voicemail

Harding: Hiiiiiii! You've reached Lace! Leave a message and I'll call you back later! -giggles-

Taash: Get at me.

Lucanis: voicemail isn't set up

Neve: I'm busy following up on a lead. Keep it short and sweet.

Darvin: Please leave a detailed description of the monster, including estimated height and weight, distinctive markings, and last known location.

Bellara: Oh it's recording! This is Bellara. I missed your call...I think. Sorry! So I'll call you back? Probably. How do I stop this? -sound of phone dropping-

Emmrich: Greetings, you have reached Professor Emmrich Volkarin of the Mourn Watch. I am most aggrieved for missing your call. Please specify the nature of your communication and I would delighted to provide an expeditious reply. If you are a current student, please adhere to my office hours. If this is a request for corpse whispering, be sure to include the name of the deceased and the final resting place. Apologies in advance if my response is delayed due to an extended excursion into the Necropolis. For immediate assistance, please contact the Keeper of Seals.

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historians called them “sisters”, “neighbors”, “best friends” but i know doomed yuri when i see it 🥺

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cover and page 1 of a little heist comic for @plastic-pipes

i promise this is actually going to be silly and flirty from here on out, pipes <3

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They are all gifted and over hated

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they loooove to look up pleadingly at each other with hundreds of years of yearning in their eyes

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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The Old Guard 2 Behind The Scenes

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KIKI LAYNE as NILE FREEMAN The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.