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that asymmetrical sleeve got revived in her most recent design even though these are her EVIL SINISTER DARK SIDE fits…

some 2yr old doodles of my stupid brainchild that i hate

her hair can never have enough volume imho.

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some 2yr old doodles of my stupid brainchild that i hate

her hair can never have enough volume imho.

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lovely ladies who might kill each other if given the chance :)

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yoo my lover and my opp keep blowing up my phone type shi…… i hope they don’t find out im an impostor

click image for full view! tumblr crop foiled my plans again! also og post is under the cut :)

hello @sithologist i think this is lore accurate for both our lovely ladies in relation to palps kekekekeekekeke

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collapsing star

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i hate having to learn things why can’t i just be good at everything immediately ughhhh aughhh ahhhh

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WAHHH thank you so much ! i will be paying you back with a little drawing as well… heheheheeheh���

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tumblr please stop showing me the photo of ian mcdiarmid and christopher lee playing video games that is blatantly ai. i’m tired of seeing it. i’m tired papa

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outside of the mortis gods, i wonder if the force is actually just… solely good. in every sith-centric book i’ve read, they claim to be… wrangling the force to do their individual bidding. meanwhile, jedi seem to follow the will of the force exclusively, without trying to change fate. if that’s true, it seems like the force is inherently pure, and the sith as individuals are perverting it, taking advantage of their own connection to it to stain it with misdeeds. to that end, killing the sith would actually “balance” the force. the sith pay a physical toll for their control of it — sallow skin, sickly eyes. withering physical condition.

that would make the force some sort of benevolent god, with actual goals that it wants to achieve, and the jedi are the instruments through which they achieve it. and to that end, their affiliation with politics in any form is a merge of what serves as a church and the state; so maybe dooku was right to say that the jedi had overstepped their bounds by becoming a part of the republic, an innately flawed system? it’s already a bad idea to have religious ideas defining political policy. not to mention the jedi are innately flawed instruments (because they’re living beings, not paragons), especially when the clone wars rolls around.

as i write this, i would even argue that the mortis gods prove the point. imbalance (son, daughter) spawned from balance (father), and yet the father is naturally benevolent: he keeps his son from destroying the galaxy, he tries to save his daughter, he protects the disaster trio. the father’s “balance” is restraining both sides of the force… whatever that means… and he wanted anakin to succeed him in that. so is true balance the absolution of religion? light and dark untouched, letting the galaxy run as it will? no jedi and no sith, or perhaps just grey jedi (even though both jedi and sith claim that moderation guarantees nothing but destruction)? what if the force’s will demands mass death, like god’s flood? is that to be followed by the jedi?

uhhhhh i dunno i’m just word vomiting here. maybe these are totally base-level takes but i’ve never focused much on the deeper aspects of the force. it’s cool to think about. whatever don’t light me on fire please… pleeeeease!!

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currently tearing my way through the bane trilogy and all i can think of is “dude these guys are getting fucked over by an absolute hunk” because the author just talks about how tall and buff he is at every given opportunity

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i’m excited for more maul content but i’m almost… mad that they’re bringing a kid into it. i don’t think maul’s storyline should cumulate into another “stern, tough mentor and reckless kid they come to love” situation that has been dominating recent star wars media (see tbb, totu ventress segment, mando, etc). while it hits the spot, i doubt it’ll do for maul what needs to be done for his character, because come rebels, he’s still trying to manipulate another child, ezra — so the parent-child storyline can’t resolve itself in a heartwarming way without throwing his whole thing with bridger into question. it’s a difficult situation where you’re trying to add meat to a storyline that already has a clean-cut beginning and conclusion.

if anything, i hope that little kid betrays him and locks him in the malachor temple which sets up his return in rebels rather nicely — or he throws a real connection with the kid away for some larger power (like he’s going for the holocron and the kid doesn’t want to, but he goes off without them and then they never come back and he can’t get out, though that seems less sensible…). not to say i like seeing this guy suffer, but it’d make a sick kind of sense.

we have to understand that maul is innately a power-hungry character because he’s been denied agency all his life, and considers all connections to other beings — except for mother talzin, but she’s like… his mom — to be a) transactional and b) temporary. sidious taught him that, he lives by it until his dying moment. that’s what makes him so compelling: he never ever gets the chance to change!

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it really goes to show like… sidious is a TERRIBLE guy if you have maul, of all people, begging to die rather than live in sidious’ clutches. whatever you do DON’T read “the wrath of darth maul” DONT DO IT TWIN!

They made Maul look so pathetic here. It kind of breaks my heart.

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i’m always really good at writing first chapters of everything and then it all falls apart because i decide i can do it better and i can’t

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“ are we crude enough? ”

i recently began experiencing pulsatile tinnitus and thought, wow! how telltale heart of me. and then i thought, golly, how can i make it about that one sith i love to hate

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He aged like fine wine (until he didn't)

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me when i lowkey start bleeding all over my grandapprentice’s hand while my situationship’s secret daughter just side eyes the fuck outta me 2025 colorized (wip)

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Comprehensive Lexicon Guide for First-Time SW Fic Readers:

Flimsi/Flimsiplast = Paper

Flimsiwork/Datawork = Paperwork

Stylus = Pen

Datapad = Tablet

Comlink/Comm = Communication Device/Phone

Binders = Handcuffs

Chronometer = Clock

Spectacles = Eyeglasses

Chrono = Watch

Conservator = Refrigerator

Caf = Coffee

Nerfburger = Hamburger

Blue milk = Milk (literally blue)

Hubba chips = French Fries

Sweet roll = Doughnut

Flatcakes = Pancakes

Tabac = Tobacco

HoloNet = World Wide Web

Holovision/HoloTV = Television

Holodrama/Holovids = Movie/Videos

Holocamera/Holocam = Camera

Holomap = three-dimensional map

Holojournal = Newspaper

Holocube = Picture frame

Holotable = Projector

Holoscanner = X-ray machine

Holojournalist = Reporter

Flatholo/Holograph = Photograph

Sonic Damper = Active Noise Cancellation

Refresher/Fresher= Bathroom

Sonic Bath = Bath

Sanisteam/Sonic shower = Waterless Shower

Hydrospanner = Wrench

Hydro Flask = Water Bottle

Power Cell/Energy Cell = Batteries

Authorization Chip = Decryption key

Datatape = Disk

Datastick = Flash drive

(Personal) Com Code = Phone number

Datachip = SD Card

Synthflesh = Synthetic skin

Glowrod = Flashlight

Sparkstick = Match

Slugthrower = Gun

Slug = Bullet

Vibroblade = a blade that can vibrate at high frequencies, increasing its cutting power and penetrating ability (tactical knife)

Rangefinder = Rifle scope

Turbolaser = Cannon

Ion pike/Vibropike = Spear

Electro Staff = Stun baton

Blaster = Pistol/Rifle

Stun Blaster = similar to a Taser

Landspeeder/Airspeeder/Speeder = Car

Turbolift = Elevator

Slideramp = Escalator

Starfighter = Fighter jet

Rotorcraft = Helicopter

Hoverpack/Jetpack= Jet pack

Speeder Bike = Motorcycle

Skylane = Traffic lane

Railspeeder/Hovertrain = Train

Power Chair/Hoverchair= Wheelchair

Windscreen = Windshield

Podracing = Car racing

Dejarik = Chess

Sabacc = Poker and Blackjack combined

Galactic Rebels = Combat simulator

B'shingh = Dungeons and dragons

Jizz = Jazz music

Wailer = Singer (ie. Jizz Wailer)

Cantina = Bar or Pup

Para Sailing = Paragliding

Aurebesh = Alphabet

Credits = Money

Sleeping Pallet = Bedroll

Naming Day = Birthday

Youngling = Child

Galactic Basic Standard/ Basic = English

Medkit/Medpac = First aid kit

Hypo = Syringe

Medic/Healer = Doctor

Medcenter = Hospital

Bactapatch = Bandaid

Nanoweave = Fabric

Transparisteel = Glass

Plastifoam = Packing material

Durasteel = Steel

Plasteel = Plastic

Duracrete = Concrete

Slicer = Hacker (slicing = hacking)

Identikit = Passport

Minder = Therapist

Synthleather = Vinyl

Viewport = Window

Cooling Unit = Air-conditioning

Honeydarter = Bee

Slythmonger = Drugdealer

Spice = Drugs

Stimpill = Caffeine pill

Power Socket = Plug

Cutters = Scissors

Cycle = Day

Standard Cycle = 24h

Standard Week = 5 days

Standard Month = 35 standard days

Standard Year = approx. ten months

Tenday = literally ten days

Cigarras/Smokes = Cigarettes

Click = Kilometer or 'a moment'

Parsec = a unit of distance

Tweezers/Clanker/tin head/tinnie = Droid

Separatist = Seppie

Promise Ring = Wedding Ring

Body Glove = Jumpsuit

Slicksuit = Wet suit

Civvies = Civilian clothing

Carbonite = a metal alloy used to freeze a person in a state of hibernation

Hyperdrive = device that allows a starship to travel faster than lightspeed

Moisture vaporator = device that can extract water from the air, commonly used on tatooine

Glareshades = Sunglasses

Gasser = Gas Oven

Repulsorlift = technology that can create an anti-gravity field and is used for levitating heavy objects

Heating unit = Heater

Utility Droid = Roomba

Sunbonnet = a Clone trooper helmet

Bad Batcher = a defective Clone Trooper

Banthabrain = birdbrain/ a stupid person

Bantha fodder = waste of space/nonsense

Blast! = word of exclamation

Blasted! = s.o in anger or annoyance

Blaster-brained = dimwitted

Blaster fodder = cannon fodder

Blast off = Piss off

Brainless = Stupid

Bug/Bugger = used to refer to Geonosians

Forceforsaken = godforsaken

Full of Poodoo = full of shit

Poodoo = Shit

Kriff = Fuck

Jedi scum = derogatory term for jedi

Kark = derogatory expletive

Larty = LAAT/i gunship

Laserbrain = insult

Meat droid = derogatory term for Clone Troopers

Redrobes = Palpatines guard

Rookie/Shinie = newly recruited Trooper

Scum = insult to refer to bounty hunters/rebels

Sharpie = Sharp-witted

Sithspawn/Sithspit/Hellspawn! = expletive

Sleemo = Slimeball

Son of a bantha = insult

Wizard! = Cool

Spaced = dead

Hutt-spawn = Bastard

Karabast = exclamation of dismay

Stang = Crap

Buckethead/Bucketbrain = derogatory term for Stormtroopers

Bucket = Helmet

Nat-born = Natural Born

Roger Roger = affirmative/copy that

Droid poppers = EMP grenade

Sitrep = short for situation report

Backwater Planet = any planet that isn't part of the core system

Holocron = device that can project a three-dimensional image of a person/object and is used for communication or entertainment.

Kessel Run = a risky Operation. Commonly used as a metaphor in impossible situations.

Thermal Detonator= device that can create a powerful explosion like a grenade or bomb

Ray Shield/Energy Shield = creates a (protective) barrier

Rebreather = device that allows a person to breathe underwater or in toxic environments

Phrases:

Wild goose chase = wild bantha chase

That's bantha shit = that's bullshit

As slippery as a greased Dug = untrustworthy

Credit for your thoughts = penny for your thoughts

Cut the poodoo = cut the crap

to get your gills in a twist = get upset about something

Holy mother of meteors = holy mother of god

Oh my skies/ Oh my stars = exclamation of surprise

Stars' end! = exclamation of disbelief

What in the blue blazes = exclamation

When Geonosis freezes over/When it snows on tatooine = extremely unlikely

Who pissed in your power supply = who pissed you off

Blast it = damn it

By the maker = exclamation of surprise

Great karking Dragon = expression of disbelief

Lothcat got your tongue = equivalent of 'cat got your tongue?'

Sod it = expression of frustration