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i feel like i tricked my teacher (who is going to be principal next year) that i am much smarter than i am and it's so stressful. thank goodness i graduate this year.

UwU ^.^ UwU

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two hours is not a road trip, that's a trip to Grandma’s. 

Car rides for other people: How to survive a two-hour long drive without dying of boredom?

Car rides for me: What? Two hours? How can I fit a decent daydream in only TWO HOURS???

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aww, so sweet (GET IT....?)

ACE-cream cone

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@wellusetheshadowstoouradvantage​ You’re welcome, I found out by accident.

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

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ramona :)

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when you get into an ace relationship, you should know that you will not be having steamy hot sex every night! that's not abuse, that's respecting your partner and their decisions!

the “i was abused by an ace/aro, their community is bad!” argument is so mindblowing like…. i was abused by a bi girl, does that condemn the entire bi community? no. it does not. jfc.

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technically, I'm straight. Ace, but straight. I like dem boyz (IM SO SORRY I WROTE THAT. I AM SO ASHAMED)

CONGRATS TO MY BFF FOR COMING OUT AS NON-BINARY AND BISEXUAL!!!!

but lets be real they were literally that one friend we referenced when talking about straight people and then one day they’re like “uh i think i have a crush on a girl” and the rest is history

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ah, the good old days

remember in 2011-2015 when every 13 year old girl was like harry styles isnt straight, dan and phil are dating, and mcr are gonna get back together and everyone was like “youre delusional”

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um... there is nothing funny about anyone doing harmful drugs, especially when they are young and their brains are still developing. it's not okay to make light of serious issues and it is possible that the person who did that misread the situation or your reaction. I think that working on our sensitivities towards certain subjects is something that we all should do, and being aware of who we’re talking to is also important. I wouldn't walk up to a radical democrat and say something radically pro-trump, it just would be stupid. (i don't say many things pro-trump anyway except that the economy is up and unemployment is down which could just be the aftershocks of Obama, who knows.) Point is, I agree, it is decidedly unfunny to joke about a growing problem like this.

there is nothing funny about 12-year-olds doing drugs

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which sister was it? because I learned to say cow juice in sign language as opposed to milk because I am a freaking weirdo (insert jughead’s “weirdo” monologue here) and I basically laughed about it and told the whole planet so now I am curious. tell me, jimmy.

my sister just called milk “cow juice”

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ugh

The fact people hear we are Jewish and already go “yeah you look like a Zionist” B-BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN?

A Jewish person: I am Jewis-

Really annoying people: so… iSrAeL aNd PaLeStiNe

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this is a very impromptu, but irlmerch said i could keep this small interactive introverts jacket with the pins, patch, and the signed card even though they’re sending me a new package with the right size jacket

so with that being said, i’m doing a giveaway!

this unopened jacket is a size small and will come with all the things pictured on top of it

i feel bad this is limiting because of the size, so i do apologize for that, but hopefully this can make someone that really wanted this but couldn’t get it happy

the guidelines are pretty simple:

- reblog if interested (you can like if you want, but they will not count as your entry and only one reblog will count, multiple do not help you sorry)

- postage will be on me, but you must be okay with me privately messaging you for your address to mail it to you

- that’s it!

you don’t gotta be following me for this giveaway, but it would be cool if you did *finger guns*

giveaway will end a week from today on september 27th

the winner will be chosen in the same way as my last giveaway - an online randomizer and i will dm the winner (please have your dms open when it gets close in case i message you)

this is a worldwide giveaway, so i can ship it anywhere

also another reminder that this jacket is a size small, so please be aware that that’s the size you will be receiving if you win and make sure that’s comfortable for you

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Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

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😂😂😂