theoburrsvirginitybalcony
theoburrsvirginitybalcony
"Encore Stupid!"
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Murder, Cheat, and Fuck Nasty throughout the Outer Banks
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 58 minutes ago
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I dont know anything abt f1 but I know lightning mcqueen and mater from cars would've fucked if disney weren't cowards. Like in a fwb way initially and then lightning probably catches feelings or whatever
yk whhat hell yeah
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 3 hours ago
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One mutual only tells the truth and the other only tells lies
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 3 hours ago
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2025 Religious Duty chapter, Betsey finds out that Hamilton is cheating after finding $500 worth of charges from onlyfans PPV videos on his credit card. Theo worries that her father's recent wealth may have come from Tiktok shop. Challz and Phil get robbed at a matcha rave. Angelica gets arrested after trying to shoplift a labubu from the mall. Troup is hospitalized after an allergic reaction to Dubai chocolate. Morris gets addicted to Love Island.
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 4 hours ago
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Burr and Theo
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 13 hours ago
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i was shot in the head for being bicurious
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 17 hours ago
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like I cant even talk about my terror thoughts bc I still dont know anyone's names
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 17 hours ago
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 17 hours ago
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Straight up north carolining it and by it i mean
my utrus
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 17 hours ago
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Akilah and Lottie should've kissed, and then Travis and Lottie should've kissed, and then Akilah and Travis should've kissed, and then Lottie should've leaned back and watched on the cuck throne. Is that something.
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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Wait post canceled I just remembered that her name is Charlotte
If I'm being serious, Lottie's probably more NC than anyone else, like you literally never know who she's going to vote for
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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North Carolottie. Is that something.
If I'm being serious, Lottie's probably more NC than anyone else, like you literally never know who she's going to vote for
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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If I'm being serious, Lottie's probably more NC than anyone else, like you literally never know who she's going to vote for
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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I love how I've completely given up on having my posts make sense. I need like 3 different mutuals to decode this.
Mari was in those woods voting like north carolina
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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Mari was in those woods voting like north carolina
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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Wait Laura Lee would've been Adams. Post canceled
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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It's marcus's deathiversary btw
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Congratulations or sorry that happened
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theoburrsvirginitybalcony · 18 hours ago
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Shauna accusing Nat of treason based on absolutely nothing except as an incredibly convoluted assassination plan is soooooo Jefferson
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