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Mmmm tasty

Matzo Ball Soup Rats 🥣🐀

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I swear I will destroy PALPATINE and RESCUE Qrow

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

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This is basically where the empire captured him

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

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What the hell is that thing and how is he driving

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I believe I pissed off this green anole today when I got a little too close to his turf. A closer look at his jaw showed a fresh-looking wound, no surprise he’s feeling a bit feisty

I wish we could see the other guy; I’ve got no way of knowing but I feel like this rowdy fella won that fight.

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New Pope

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Who the hell would kidnap your husband?

EMPEROR FUCKING PALPATINE APPARENTLY.

I DONT EVEN LIKE STAR WARS. THIS BITCH SHOWED UP UNINVITED.

FORTUNATELY I'll have a space vessel to go after the fuckers but GODDAMN is it annoying.

Qrow will be fine. The empire will crumble though.

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I HAVE SAFELY RETURNED TO THIS REALITY.

those BASTARDS have captured my husband and I will rescue him. COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS. I had to return to this plane in order to grow my strength.

My divine punishment will be carried out once the fuel capacity OF The Nimbus 16 is reached. It WILL be my vessel of JUSTICE.

I have made a pact with the divine of your world. HEED MY WORDS.

I have a 143 and 2/3 percent chance of winning.

You will suffer for this.

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Last night I was able to shift to my primary DR where I met with my husband Qrow. Together we slayed many Creatures of Grimm and a few elder dragons. It had been some time since shifting was possible due to the state of our CR. After returning to our home at the top of nulberry ridge, we once again consummated our marriage. In my true form I mass shifted down in order to not risk killing my love. I then inserted my large, spiky, pickle-like tail into his Qroaca, and thrusted until he reached climax. I unfortunately had to return to this CR because there is work to be done here. We must spread the good word.

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SHIFTING IS REAL. I JUST EXPERIENCED SOMETHING SO SURREAL. TRUST YOU ARE NOT BEING LIED TO!

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2 Samuel 17:29

And honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED THIS DAY. I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED WITH A PARMESAN CHEESE WHEEL. I TOOK SEVERAL CUTTINGS WHILE THEY WERE NOT LOOKING. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

The final cutting. I must savor, but the hunger always remains. I'll have to shift to the cultured meat world tonight. It's the only "ethical" way to get my fill of flesh apparently. It tastes so bland. Almost like it was never truly alive. At least it helps quel the hunger pangs. But I digress, thank you God for our daily bread. Hallowed be thy name, Amen.

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Thank you Patrick stump for pronouncing words in ways I didn't know were ethical

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WHAT JOYOUS NEWS THIS BLESSED DAY. I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE LORD WITH COUS COUS

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I Crocheted Neil Banging Out The Tunes

rat pattern from ComplicatedKnots

piano freehanded