theshitpostcalligrapher

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req'd by @blackdragonhellfire

duly noted

text: Don't die, it's bad for your health

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dunno how i got onto this side of the internet but i discovered that there has been a charge put in place on a notorious sea cucumber poacher off the coast of BC.

There was a high speed boat chase involved

They fished this guy's phone out the water in order to get the evidence they needed

he made like a million off nearly 40,000 kgs of sea cucumbers

one million dollars of sea cucumber crime is the name of my new indie band

This has been my day apparently

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req'd by @hug-necromancer-new

wait how do they sit

text: I'm just sitting here like an axolotl at this point

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req'd by @somewhere-thats-ethan-green

god hopefully i recorded the phrasing right here cuz it is NOT parsing

text: A not outside the normal human reason amount of garlic bread

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hoh

req'd by @knight-of-ashes

which webcomic review is this

text: Look at that chest hair! I could take a bit4e and come out with all my teeth flossed.

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req'd by @yes-i-exist-shutup

oh god where did he go

text: It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!

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req'd by @nerdomancer

good work!

text: I'm mowing the air, Rand!

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req'd by @reanimationstation

.... what protocol

text: as part of the protocol

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req'd by @knight-of-ashes

which webcomic review is this

text: Look at that chest hair! I could take a bit4e and come out with all my teeth flossed.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @crow-of-ohio

man do i not know anything about smosh

text: Happy Shartney Anniversary ~3/29

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

cards folks have bought/redeemed on this week's twitch stream! remember, I'm live every week on Sundays at 3pm EST

IDs in the images. They've been requested, in order, by:

@idkhowtomakeaname @geminidoomed @toaster-strooder @ghostchilismoothie @adhdlion @adhdlion @foxycipher @winteryserpent @insanepixels

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req'd by @aro-luigi

oh god not the conses to my quences

text: uh oh, things are beginning to appear more apparent

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okay everyone, home stretch! I got 8 cards left to write for the week's queue, so if you'd like to pay to get something written live (or redeem your patreon bennie) we got a little time left!

streams back on schedule

like I said folks, stream is back on schedule at 3pm est on Sundays!

These happen once a week, song requests are open, and I write all the cards you see throughout the week!

For a few bucks donated, I'll write whatever will fit on a card live!

see y'all in a few hours!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

we fixed two major tech/paper issues today! woohoo! come hang out!

streams back on schedule

like I said folks, stream is back on schedule at 3pm est on Sundays!

These happen once a week, song requests are open, and I write all the cards you see throughout the week!

For a few bucks donated, I'll write whatever will fit on a card live!

see y'all in a few hours!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @thatonepersonwithaface

i try to live by this philosophy i endeavor to emulate the humble dormice

text: Live Fast, Die Stupid

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

we're live! Come hang out!

streams back on schedule

like I said folks, stream is back on schedule at 3pm est on Sundays!

These happen once a week, song requests are open, and I write all the cards you see throughout the week!

For a few bucks donated, I'll write whatever will fit on a card live!

see y'all in a few hours!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

YOOOOO I LOVE THE FRAME

you can get yours here if you want a print lol

@theshitpostcalligrapher Your Gritty To o Fuck Around Is Human print, all framed up and ready to go to it's recipient. Tried to catch the gold ink in the light.