theultimatedisaster
theultimatedisaster
The Ultimate Disaster
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Genderfluid | They/He/She | Pansexual | 🇨🇿 | 20 | Anti-Authoritarian Socialist | Maladaptive Daydreamer | AO3 Writer | Certified General Tullius Simp
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theultimatedisaster · 1 day ago
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theultimatedisaster · 1 day ago
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In case it's not common, reading is a part of your job as a writer.
Not every reader is a writer, but every writer MUST be a reader. Reading inspires you, motivates you, and keeps your creativity flowing. Make sure to read more than you write.
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theultimatedisaster · 3 days ago
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My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.
"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.
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theultimatedisaster · 3 days ago
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Shoutout to everyone who keeps saying they will get their life together for the past several years and haven't done shit
You're not alone in this feeling of failure, I'm with you
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theultimatedisaster · 4 days ago
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thinking about him tonight...........
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theultimatedisaster · 4 days ago
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i will never make a fandom sideblog you will get everything on one blog and you will like it. you will learn to love all my interests even if you followed for just one. my blog #myblog
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theultimatedisaster · 5 days ago
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reblog to say fuck canon. this is the space where we all collectively say fuck canon
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theultimatedisaster · 6 days ago
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Me being normal about Tullius once again
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theultimatedisaster · 7 days ago
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theultimatedisaster · 7 days ago
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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.
"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.
"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.
"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.
"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.
"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.
"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.
You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.
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theultimatedisaster · 7 days ago
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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theultimatedisaster · 7 days ago
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Seriously, I’m tired y’all.
The EU (still) wants to scan your private messages and photos
🚨 You WILL Be Impacted 🚨
Every photo, every message, every file you send will be automatically scanned—without your consent or suspicion.
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If you live in the EU*, contact your MEPs NOW and tell them to vote NO! Go here to learn more & FIGHT BACK!
https://fightchatcontrol.eu/
*especially if you live in Germany - they have not yet decided, and their opposition is crucial!
Please reblog! If the EU passes this, it weakens online privacy worldwide.
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theultimatedisaster · 8 days ago
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Still better than using ch*tgpt tho
"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Hermaeus Mora and that's why I'm trapped in Apocrypha for all eternity
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theultimatedisaster · 10 days ago
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confiscating cis peoples gender until they can learn to be normal about it. sorry you spent too much time talking about how men and women are 'supposed' to act, you're getting put in nonbinary time out. sit on the naughty step. no gender until dinner time.
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theultimatedisaster · 12 days ago
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theultimatedisaster · 12 days ago
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theultimatedisaster · 12 days ago
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"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
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