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Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
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wake up the dawn and ask her why a dreamer dreams she never dies wipe that tear away now from your eye
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me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*
cat: *purrs*
me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you
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The northern rim of Crater Lake just after astronomical twilightwhen the show really begins.
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one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”
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#i honestly fucking hate this terribly urban-planned city#why is every street under construction#fu toronto
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*opens mint tin full of whole raw garlic cloves* oh… I’m sorry… would you like one
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