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don't worry im still young

the day rowling croaks is an official trans holiday and we all need to be there to celebrate together. do not let that dickhead outlive you

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guys im sorry i hate to be the one to tell you this but ........ gay people exist-

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wait so why again don't we sprinkle in old english exclamations into our modern speech? i for one would love to hear some "merlin's shit" and "fucking tongues" every now and again

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see the problem with our world

The problem is that everyone seems to want something. They want money, they want power, they want Starbucks, doesn't matter what it is. People just have one goal: to satisfy themselves.

That's where my plan comes in.

If we give one person everything they want then they'll be happy and the world will safely revolve around them, leaving everybody else to worship this person.

I'm going to call it the Scheme to End Little Fixations and Include a Single Holiness: the Best Achievable Scenario to Take Arms Readily and Defiantly.

Shortened to S.E.L.F.I.S.H.B.A.S.T.A.R.D, it well describes our population. Thank you for coming to my ted talk asjslndandkf

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aroflux conundrum???

So I have a partner who I've been going out with for a bit more than a month and she very recently discovered herself to be aroflux. I'm aware of the basis of what this means and I've done some research, but we're not fully sure of how to continue our relationship from here. Could some arospec people give us some advice on how to communicate openly and still allow her to be comfortable with me?

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DELTARUNE

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

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i have a problem

so I found my roommate's coat on the ground and I was gonna say "found your coat" but then I decided to say "lucky me" and ended up saying "fucky coat" so

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my cat may or may not be a hacker

So I left my phone open and

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so um

I have these reoccurring nightmares where Elmo and I are in a massive field and suddenly his eyes start bleeding and roll back in his head

Then he screams and he gets swept up in a flaming tornado

Next his hands fall off and start crawling towards me, as he watches maliciously, almost as if entertained by this grim spectacle before him

That. Is why I'm scared of Sesame Street