Keep your luscious forked tongue behind your teeth / pushing 40 but memes are life
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Naming you child Bill is so funny. Here's my son Accounts Payable
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why is orange juice the only juice we abbreviated
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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