tired-worker-bug

[tired-worker-bug]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BUG!

"Oops... I was late by a day again.. mmaybe this is some kind of karma for being late for my brother.. sorry. Guh.. b-but! Happy birthday.. me! Haha.. uh.. yeah!"

"happy birthdaay buggg! had a lot of fun celebrating!"

"Happy birthday, Bug! May there be many more to come."

“Happy birthday Bug!!!! Hope you like the rug :3”

"Haappyy.. birthddaay Buuugg!!!"

"Happy b-daaaayyyy, Bug!!"

"Happy Birthday Bug."

[tired-worker-bug]

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS + HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGPIE!

"Happy April fool’s everybody! May your jests and jokes be plentiful…I’dddddd partake in a prank here but idfk I got nothin lmao…

Also happy birthday to me, Magpie! Hehe :3"

"happy birthday girlie! your birthday is nnooo joke! hehe get it"

"happy.. bbirthday, mmommaa!!"

"Happy birthday, Magpie! ..Please don't pull a prank on me.. hheheh.. guhh."

"Happy birthday Magpie!!! And also happy april fools!! Tadaa!!"

"Happy birthday, Magpie. I will allow pranks, but do not take them too far."

"Happy Birthday Magpie!"

[tired-worker-bug]

"Bug here.. oh, I'm late by a day.. but I just wanted to say, yesterday was my brother's birthday. Happy Birthday, Insect.. I miss you."

[tired-worker-bug]

"had a dream last night where i was on a valentines date with.. somebody i've never met? weird.."

[tired-worker-bug]

! EVENT OVER !

S and Vesper carefully help Bug out of the hospital, making sure they wouldn't trip on their way back to their apartment. It had been almost a week since Bug had been put in the hospital, and they had recovered enough to go home.

"We're glad you're back, Bug. We've all missed you very much."

"yeah.."

"O-oh.. uhm.. s-sorry.."

"No, it's alright. You have nothing to be sorry for, it wasn't your fault."

"mhm, we're really just glad you're okay."

"..Ohh.. o-okay.. th-thank you.. uhmm.. Do I.. h-have to.. go back to.. w-work..?"

"No, you don't have to. We're taking you to your apartment so you can rest."

"O-okay.. I.. I wanna s-sleep.. h-had a.. nice.. dream last night.."

"Alright.. you can rest in the car, okay?"

"Okay.."

The three of them got into Vesper's car, and Vesper began to drive away from the hospital and to Bug's apartment. During the car ride, Bug's eyes slowly drooped, and they quickly fell asleep while they drove them home.

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(Bug can now answer questions again! But.. maybe it's best to let them rest for a bit.)

[tired-worker-bug]

ouh i hope bug gets better 3:|>

"i.. hope so too. it's been about a week now, so.. he should be getting better.."

[tired-worker-bug]

"...it still looks like bug needs to stay in the hospital.. thought he'd be better by now.."

She crossed her arms, looking down at the floor with a frown.

"..sorry, bug. i hope you get better soon."

[tired-worker-bug]

Happy birthday, Fog!

"Today is a very special day.. it's Fog's birthday! Happy birthday, Fog!"

"happy b-daaay, lil guy!"

"Happy Birthday, Fog."

"Happy Birthday, Fog!! I hope you enjoy it!!"

"Haaappyy birthdaaayyy kiddo! I'm gonna make sure you have the best birthday!!"

"And.. even though Bug couldn't be here, they wish you a happy birthday from the hospital."

"Oohh!! Yyaayy!! MmMMEEAAA!!!"

Fog flapped their paws rapidly in an excited manner, they didn't exactly know what was going on, yet they still were happy.

[tired-worker-bug]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BUG???

"They.. were ambushed by a monster made out of cotton candy. It sounds crazy, I'm aware, but.. it is true. This is why cotton candy is banned at our bakery, solely because of that creature."

[tired-worker-bug]

"update, everybody. bug's been.. getting better, he's not.. freaking out anymore. but.. he does have to stay for a while.. damn it."

S crossed her arms, her frown was angry. Though, it seemed to soften up into something like sadness.. or guilt.

"i wish i.. had gotten to him sooner. maybe.. i could've helped."

[tired-worker-bug]

! EVENT !

S paced in a circle inside the waiting room of a hospital, while Vesper was leaning against the wall, tapping his foot anxiously. Something bad had happened in the bakery.

"how long do you think it'll be 'til he's okay?!"

"I don't know, S. I'm not even sure what attacked them."

"it was that damn cotton candy thing again.. i don't know w-why it keeps coming b-back.."

Vesper sighed. This wasn't the first time an appearance of pink and blue cotton candy beast showed up.. and it likely wouldn't be the last. He was properly angry, it was unusual seeing him like this.

"Damn it. I need to figure out what that.. thing is. It always manages to get away before I can catch it.."

"urggh.. why can't it just.. f-fuck off?!"

"I don't know. I wish I did, but I don't."

The door to the waiting room opened. A nurse stepped out and greeted the two.

"Alright. We've got results. It seems Bug was.. poisoned by some unknown substance, and that he'll have to stay with us for a couple of days. We estimate about a week."

"..d-days?! a-a week?!?"

"..I see. I'll.. see what I can do about that.."

"...c-can we visit him..?"

"I don't think so. Atleast, not today. He seems to be in high levels of panic and it would be best to let him calm down first before being visited."

"...grh.. okay.."

Vesper walked up to S and put a hand on her shoulder.

"It's alright, S. They'll recover, even if it takes a while. And we'll be there for them."

"..i.. y-yeah, you're right.."

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(Bug will not be able to post or answer asks for a while, but the rest of the characters will provide updates.)

[tired-worker-bug]

OHH SORRY FOR SCARING YOU 3:|>

They chuckled awkwardly and shook their head.

"Guh- n-no, it's fine..! Uhmmm... d-don't worry about it! I uhhh.. t-tend to get startled pretty easily.."

[tired-worker-bug]

FFFIIIIIIIIIIRRREEEEBBBAAALLLLLLLLLLL

"AAAGH?!?!"

They ducked down as they braced for something to happen.. but there was no fireball to be seen. They stood back up, reaching for the back of their neck to scratch at it.

"Oo-oohh.. guhh.. s-sorry, thought.. there'd be an.. a-actual fireball.. hehehh.. uhm... whoops.."

[tired-worker-bug]

IITS WIIZARDDD TIMMEE

"Guh.. uuhhh.. ookay..?? I didn't know that was a thing.. heheh.. That sounds pretty cool though..!"

[tired-worker-bug]

Would you like a piece of cake? I bought some for myself to try and cheer myself up, though it's boring without someone to share it with. - :)

"Oh..? Uuhhh.. sure, I wouldn't mind having a slice! I uh.. hope you feel better soon, by the way.."

They smiled awkwardly.

[tired-worker-bug]

NO BUG IT'S GOOD oooOOoOoooO it'll be awesome and totally very healthy yuri and someone you knooowww will be apaarrtt of iittt oooOOoOOoO

They blinked confusedly, trying to wrap their brain around this.

"I.. o-okay..? Guuh.. I-I still don't know what a yuri is.. I'm.. c-concerned.."

[tired-worker-bug]

Bug I come from the future... yuri.. yuri will happen... it's inevitable...

"Wh- Yuri is an event?! W-what's a yuri?! Oh jeeez.. W-what's gonna happen?!"

They started to worry about "yuri," sweating when they thought about what could happen..