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toatrg

What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

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does anyone else think that its crazy (remembers i’m in discourse time-out this week) how the wind blowing thru the grass is so common yet so beautiful. one of many marvelous experiences in this wonderful life

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every time @satan-offical reblogs my posts I feel like a celebrity like Satan loves me this is great

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i got a genuinely stunningly perfect housewife dress that makes my tits look amazing and a new pair of heels so i put on my pearls and a frilly pink apron to live out my stepford fantasy and it was soooo incredibly good. anyway this is relevant because my daughter came home and i got to surprise her with my outfit. i was asking if she wanted something to eat and gave her some choices, to which she replied "that's sounds really mommy—i mean yummy mommy" and i still can't get over the fact that she literally did the "sorry i mean mommy i mean mommy" thing by complete accident

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damn, its 1 am ant my tumblr is horny as fuck on this random friday

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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they should let you leave work early to go get your dick sucked

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little gay ppl in my phone you’re in my pocket rn next to my boner

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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

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>become plural

>ask my headmate if we're disco elysium plural or inside out plural

>she doesn't understand

>explain to her the premise of the video game disco elysium (2019) and the plot of the animated movie inside out (2015), and how they relate to plurality

>"we're just a normal system"

>let her front

>we're inside out plural

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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rb to affectionately throw a crumpled ball of paper at a mutual

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

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this, this is why i follow haiku bot

femboy hooters will be fat tranny hooters by the time I'm done there

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why thank you, it was 98° (37° for you tea leaf lovers) yesterday with smthn like 80 or 90% humidity. Today it's 65° (or 18° for you non freedom-fuckers), and it's allthanks to these fans

:3

*cools ur dashboard down*