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toasterduck23
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toasterduck23 · 9 days ago
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Some reaction images for when someone drops an alt-right dog whistle
If they can dog whistle we can do it back. The fact of the matter is that calling someone a nazi doesn't work. People will deny it and call you crazy. So here are some reaction images to drop of staunchly anti nazi characters to signal to others you know what they are doing and they aren't slick, show others you caught it too, and at the same time show disapproval without calling some one a nazi directly and letting them play victim. From any normies perspective all you did was show disapproval. But they will know and we will know
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toasterduck23 · 9 days ago
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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt and using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way
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toasterduck23 · 9 days ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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toasterduck23 · 14 days ago
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Asking for help is not an easy thing. I am Salwa from Gaza. We live a very difficult life. We have been displaced more than five times. Our house was demolished and some family members were killed. We have been living in tents for a year in the cold and extreme heat. We get food and drink with great difficulty. I hope you can help me and my family by donating even a small amount of $20 or $25 so that we can stay alive. I hope you can help me leave Gaza and escape this hell.
https://gofund.me/83e64f24
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toasterduck23 · 26 days ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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toasterduck23 · 1 month ago
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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I swear that background is moving
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Finally finished @wondering-jackalope ‘s dtiys!!!
This was a tough one but I’m glad I did it
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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Hi dear. I hope you are well.
I'm Salwa from Gaza🇵🇸
Asking for help is not easy. I am asking for a small donation of $100 or $200 from each person.. I need your help if you can donate to save my life and the life of my family. Every donation, even if it is small, will make a big difference in my life.🙏🙏🙏👇👇👇👇https://gofund.me/83e64f24.
My number on the list has beenverified by @gazavetters ( #179 )
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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Don't kill yourself, please.
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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toasterduck23 · 2 months ago
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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toasterduck23 · 3 months ago
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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toasterduck23 · 3 months ago
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For anyone who wants a reference, this is where the anglerfish was down the old fishmarket close!
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toasterduck23 · 3 months ago
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This Steve
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With this Bucky
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toasterduck23 · 3 months ago
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:
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