tomasyri

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I am a truther of exercise as a mental health coping mechanism. The main downside of it being your main mechanism is it turns your brain into a husky. You come home at the end of the day one day and find it chewing apart all the walls and you're like "ah damn this is because I forgot to take you for your mountain hike today"

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realistically i know a cat can’t run a blog. but like mr j does run that blog

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made team cards for art fight :) entirely free to use, credit appreciated but not required. my username there is also canonkiller, I'm team fossil :3c fight me

(here's a toyhouse bookmarkable with download links and I also have a blank version here)

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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every time i hear something new about the live action lilo and stitch remake i take 1d10 of psychic damage

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What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

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Game Changer | Season 7, Episode 4 | Crowd Control | "Stabbing age!"

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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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