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Imagine being a femboy but your name is Bill, LMAO

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Its only gotten more relevant

American voter (idiot): *votes for the man who promises to be a dictator and turn the military on the american people* honestly this is the democrats fault for calling me stupid. Wdym im losing my healthcare and things are getting more expensive? He only promised those things I didnt think he meant it

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Clowns being evil is a lie sold to you by the pedophile elite in Hollywood to deprive you of the jollity of the live performing arts so that you continue to consume the slop they put out.

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imma say it

commercial breaks on television aren't a bad thing if they're spaced at like 15 minutes. Gives my attention span a break and lets me go grab snacks or take a restroom break.

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Homies I'mma be real with you

A lot of the time when someone is getting kink shamed, they aren't being shamed because their kink is weird, they're being shamed because they revealed their kinks in the first place, which is information that no one but your partner needs to know about you

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every night, i talk to God

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They're trying so hard to paint him as a bad person so they need to bring up that he was fined for being in the wrong part of a park.

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If you know you know

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Oh my god hes hot

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Two tier justice system

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Me irl

laurie 😔

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American voter (idiot): *votes for the man who promises to be a dictator and turn the military on the american people* honestly this is the democrats fault for calling me stupid. Wdym im losing my healthcare and things are getting more expensive? He only promised those things I didnt think he meant it

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You brisket mains can change your genders all you want idc, im changing my name to Town so watch out

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Im in a master(card)/sub(scription service) relationship

Broke back mountain? Nah im up here on broke bitch mountain getting fucked by debt

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Broke back mountain? Nah im up here on broke bitch mountain getting fucked by debt

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The Bible says thou shalt not lie with a man as you would a woman. However, it says nothing about taking the submissive role. Therefore, only tops go to hell. In this essay, I will-