totally-not-patrick
totally-not-patrick
the url is a lie it is in fact patrick...
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hii im patrick i sure do exist . im in a band thats cool idk((ooc: rp blog for dance dance mv patrick stump! basically fob highschool au))
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totally-not-patrick · 22 days ago
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oh shoot i forgot about pride month happy pride from the ally(?????) ever!
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totally-not-patrick · 23 days ago
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Hey Patrick dude oh my god! I love monster high too. I have like, 80 dolls I’ve been collecting since… like, five years ago. Frankie stein is my favorite so I have the most frankies. I’m a 4lifer of the stein.
-nutsnbolts
oh my god thats so cool!!
i don't have many dolls i wish i could get some my mom wont let me lol
my favorite character is luna mothews because . idk shes cool!
also don't tell them but i 100% assigned monster high characters to all my friends
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totally-not-patrick · 29 days ago
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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totally-not-patrick · 29 days ago
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best ghoul
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totally-not-patrick · 29 days ago
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Hatsune Miku + Draculaura
Dracumiku
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totally-not-patrick · 29 days ago
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nobody gets how much i need to become luna mothews from monthews from monster hight.
shes so me.
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totally-not-patrick · 1 month ago
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wht r ur plans for the summer!!!!! 🌻☀️☀️
oh man idk... probably a lot of sleeping in and playing video games :)
I'll also probably hang out with my friends a lot which will be fun
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totally-not-patrick · 1 month ago
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its almost summer finally !!!!
im so excited
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totally-not-patrick · 1 month ago
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i got bit by a mouse on my way home from school wtf
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totally-not-patrick · 1 month ago
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no one hurt me stuffs happening with my pet
I did also get almost shoved in a locker though but I didn’t fit so it’s okay
pete help i had such a Bad Time :((
can i come over after school tmrw or something??
-pat
yeah man of course. what's up though who hurt you we can do take them
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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….i think they might like my posts
(ooc: @berrybunsss thank you??? So much?????? Brightened my day honestly)
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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im doing like a thing to mess with someone and i dont want to stop doing the thing? it started as a joke and then it became less of a joke and now im scared that person will find out it was me
i shouldnt be scared of that like its fine it is FINE. ive been all fucking weird recently and i just dont know why.
ugh
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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she likes girls.
theres a girl who talked to me today and it was sososo nice and like i might like her but i dont know. she said i have cool hair and ahh. she was so sweet to me and i didnt think any girls would ever like be nice to me. she said next time she skips gym i can hang out with her im so excited actually
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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high schoolers suck so fucking much i cant wait t leave this fucking place.
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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theres a girl who talked to me today and it was sososo nice and like i might like her but i dont know. she said i have cool hair and ahh. she was so sweet to me and i didnt think any girls would ever like be nice to me. she said next time she skips gym i can hang out with her im so excited actually
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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so bored i need something to do
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totally-not-patrick · 2 months ago
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let’s do zoomies around mama
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