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My gender is girl EXCEPT i secretly love when straight men fuck up and say “yessir” and “oh you’re a *blank* kinda guy huh” when referring to me

Yall feel me on this?

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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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Does anyone have any game recs for Xbox… I’m pretty specific in what I like and it’s hard to find games that fit my profile.

Big fan of: good graphics, good plot

I don’t love using guns or ranged weapons so if there’s a sword/knife option that’d be great

My favourite games I’ve played so far are assassins creed odyssey and origins, I also have the French Revolution one but I’m not as into it as the other two, I also really liked Outer Worlds

So yeah if anyone has any recommendations for similar games to those mentioned that’d be great thank you

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do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

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"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

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Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

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i've never gotten over the idea that the show is just entirely will's perspective of the situation with the dark aesthetic and foreboding mood but if we got hannibal's perspective it would be some stupid romcom with this cheerful fucking music

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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Hey so just wondering if anyone noticed that the current production company of Doctor Who is called Bad Wolf

Y’all can look it up yourselves if you don’t believe me but here’s proof according to Wikipedia

I haven’t watched doctor who in ages and I’m absolutely not up to date with the last few seasons but oh my god WHAT are the chances