Meta | He/They | Musician | 18+ OnlyFrom the River to the Sea
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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube
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if i worked at nintendo i would try so hard to make it canon that mario and luigi are red/green colourblind and think theyre wearing the exact same outfit
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Encountered a small blind cat while hiking in Montenegro. That didn't stop her from being very friendly!
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i need them to put a goth loli fit in ffxiv so baaaad
#closest is the maid outfit but . thats a maid outfit. not goth loli#id do wahtever for it tho man id do pvp id pay cash money fuckin whatever
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let’s see if there really is someone out there for every pokemon. reblog and tag your favorite unpopular/cringe/whatever pokemon that for whatever reason no one but you seems to like or even talk about really. mine’s qwilfish 🐡
❌ UNPOPULAR POKEMON LIKERS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY MIMIKYU/EEVEE/ETC. ❌
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once or twice ive come across a porn vid that's like "guy directs friend how to have sex with wife" and like frankly nightmare scenario i can't imagine a worse sexual experience than having some guy tell me what positions to do and when
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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Do you prefer The Clash with or without their facial features?
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