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deranged behavoiur

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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I am violently homophobic, but i still love you regardless ☺️

Love wins ?

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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Cooking Jam  -  Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

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Yosyp Bokshai (Ukrainian, 1891-1975), Peonies, 1947. Oil on cardboard, 96 x 70 cm.

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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

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Cover art for the paperback edition of Shirley Jackson's "We Have Always Lived in the Castle" - by William Teason

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Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

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Andrew Grant Kurtis, British landscape painter born in 1950.

Nocturne Lakeland, date unknown.

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Joe Brainard, Whippet on a Green Couch (series), 1973