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college bts according to the fic tag

seokjin: complete pushover, always wearing pink, never not seen without a spatula in hand, religiously cooks spicy korean food and pancakes, soft and overlooked, “traditional,” law student, smacks namjoon upside the head once a chapter

yoongi: bad boy, no emotions, asshole to everybody, never had a serious relationship before, bathes in americanos, has never seen the light of day, glued to hoseok’s left arm, doesn’t work hard to get good grades but simulataneously always described to be staying up until 3am

hoseok: dom, fuckboy, always has possessive werewolf like qualities, hair is always orange, drives a vaguely described sports car, underground drug dealer rapper and drag racer, majors in sex apparently

namjoon: always wearing glasses, always on a philosophical rant, head buried in a book, speaks nine languages, can decipher heiroglyphics, can’t open the fridge without breaking the door, must live with seokjin, antisocial

jimin: the campus fuckboy, only owns leather pants, fucked his TA to get an A, you only ever meet him when u make eye contact at a frat party, major never specified either

taehyung: weird artsy kid who somehow majors in photography, art, painting, and south american bird calls all at once, belongs in paris, carries a bullet journal, never has any homework always playing overwatch

jungkook: obsessed with yoongi, either too shy to remember his own name or has supposedly slept with every girl on campus pick your poison

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Top 10 Tips for Actually Writing

for the writer who can’t seem to write.

Buy a pencil and paper. Get a writing program and a keyboard.

Spill all your ideas into a notebook that will never see the light of day. Write down literally every idea you have that even sort of relates to the scene/chapter/book that you want to write until your thoughts converge on a pointed attack.

Quality vs. Quantity? No competition. Quantity all the way. The more you write, the better you will know your story. Worry about Quality LATER.

Think about where the idea came from. Go there. Set up a cardboard box and live there. This is your home now.

What is the coolest, most self-indulgent thing you can think of? That’s what you want to write at this point, until you get some steam.

Short-term goals, my friends. And by short-term, I mean a minute from now, ten seconds from now. What are you going to do to write RIGHT NOW? Stop thinking about an hour from now, stop thinking about a day from now.

This is not a book. This is not a book. You are not writing a book. You are writing a story. A story is much easier to take bites out of than a book. A book is a big, scary, colossal thing. Stories are fun and carefree.

Get yourself a writing friend. A cactus, an old bottle of nail polish, a fish in an appropriately sized tank, etc. Make them hold you accountable.

Set crazy low goals. Promise yourself you will write ten words today. Ten words and you will be the Best Writer in the Entire World to Ever Exist. Accomplishing things is a morale booster and will urge you to write more.

Just keep writing. I believe in you.

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Fanfic Asks

1. If you’re an author, how many WIPs do you currently have? (Be honest!)

2. What’s next on your ‘to-read’ list? (Fan fiction or otherwise)

3. Do you prefer canonverse or AUs?

4. What fandom’s/ship’s fan fiction do you read the most?

5. What’s a crackship you love?

6. What’s the last thing you read that made you laugh?

7. What’s the last thing you read that made you cry?

8. Bed sharing or roommates AU?

9. Fake dating or arranged marriage?

10. Mutual pining or enemies to friends to lovers?

11. Kid fic or childhood friends?

12. Friends with benefits or secret dating?

13. Exes or established relationship?

14. (For authors) Post a line of dialogue from one of your WIPs without context.

15. Post the last line you wrote without context.

16. Describe your WIP that currently has the highest word count.

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage.

18. Do you have a fic reading/writing routine?

19. What’s your favorite character headcanon?

20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love!

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my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

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Having the time to read long ass fanfics is my kink

Ugh mood to be honest

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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

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100 Followers

Soooo I officially hit 100 followers on this little writing blog of mine so in celebration and thanks i wanna do some writing! I’ve been having trouble with writer’s block lately and i think this will help!

So, please sent me a ship and a little prompt and I’ll write a couple hundred words (anywhere between 250 and 1000 probably) for each one I get in my inbox! If I somehow get a bunch of these I’ll only do the first like 15-20 but I doubt that’ll be a problem. Lol.

Anyhoo, thank you all so much for following me! It really means a lot that you guys are here to support my writing! Please send in those asks so I can get my creative juices flowing! :)

-X

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Yoonmin Sleeping Headcanons (SFW)

arguing over who gets to be the little spoon

jimin usually caves and lets yoongi curl up in that cute way of his

jimin getting too hot but yoongi being too cold so they always argue over how many blankets to have on their bed

jimin wanting to get out of bed as soon as he  wakes up but yoongi clinging to him and making him stay until yoongi is ready to get up

yoongi wearing earplugs because hes a light sleeper and jimin needs a loud alarm to wake him up

jimin being able to fall asleep to any kind of sound or lights as long as he’s tired enough

yoongi has spent many nights closing the blinds and turning off the tv after jimin has already fallen asleep

yoongi teasing jimin about drooling on him in his sleep even though he doesnt even drool

having a really large bed even though theyre both small and sleep so close together they could easily fit in a smaller one

going through phases of liking the bed to be made and not caring

short lived phases of caring

“it’s just gonna get messed up again anyway” -- said both of them

sleeping either naked or in full, matching pajama sets, no in between

sleeping with the others pillow whenever one of them is away

yoongi being soft and letting jimin wake him up without consequence (meanwhile everyone else is liable to being glared and growled at)

jimin eating in bed all the time and yoongi lightheartedly scolding him for making a mess (but then leaning over and stealing his food)

lazy days off spent watching movies and not moving out of bed

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Like first of all I rlly love your blog *--* and i'd like to ask, if you still do requests, would you write some flirty jikook at the japan trip in the hotelroom with the window in the wall between bedroom and bathroom? Like idk jm showering while jk laying in bed and watching and jm notices and puts on a show or something like that? (ი●//●ი)

okay, i’ve been avoiding answering this ask until i finished what i was working on to fulfill your request but it’s taking me so long that i just feel bad *sobs uncontrollably* i got carried away and wanted to make it into a real length one shot instead of just a drabble and i’ve been having the worst semester at school so i haven’t had much time to write so i’m sorry this is taking so long!! but if you just keep an eye out on my blog in the next couple of months i should have up a (hopefully) quality fic to make up for this whole time ahhh

and thank you so much for asking and requesting!! i really, really appreciate it and i hope you’re satisfied with the result when it happens <3

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Omg wow ur blog looks so nice I bet some real hot chick with some serious skills made it look super cool & awesome for u

you’re a butt

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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am i the only one that goes to sleep every night thinkin about my favourite fanfics

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“when I go on break” “jk when I go back to school” “maybe when I figure out how to freeze time???” Who knows at this point

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

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🌌 25 celestial asks

solar system: what is the driving force behind your good deeds?

earth: rivers or seas?

moon: do you play any instruments?

jupiter: how tall are you?

sun: if you could live in any past decade, when would it be?

mars: do you believe in life on other planets?

saturn: favourite song?

venus: are you religious?

milky way: what’s your favourite chocolate bar?

neptune: what’s your favourite music genre?

uranus: sexuality?

mercury: what’s your favourite school subject?

pluto: is pluto a real planet or fake?

andromeda galaxy: what’s the farthest you’ve travelled?

ceres: how old are you?

crab nebula: favourite colour?

asteroid belt: favourite accessory?

pleiades: star sign?

orion nebula: sweet or salty?

sirius: favourite fictional character?

eris: what’s your dream job?

halley’s comet: what’s your opinion on fate?

callisto: do you like ice cream?

dysnomia: favourite sound?

deimos: if you could go to space, would you?

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Hahah! No but literally tho

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Jikook Shopping Headcanons

they’re the type to do all their shopping in one day — but they’ll totally forget that they have groceries in the trunk while they’re out looking for clothes and their ice cream will melt, which of course makes them both pout

they go back to the grocery store

they take turns on who brings their credit card to pay for stuff and when its jimins turn:

“hyung, what about this?” jeongguk asks as he holds up yet another bag of snacks that jimin is sure he doesn’t need

“....”

*big bunny eyes*

“put it in the cart then”

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and when its jeongguks turn:

“but dont i look reeeaaaaally cute in this?” jimin says after dumping a pile of clothes into jeongguks arms

“yes but i’m not made of money”

“i’ll suck your dick later”

“if i don’t buy you the sweater will you still suck my dick?”

“probably”

“...you don’t make a very convincing argument”

“pleeeease jeonggukie?”

*hefty sigh* “fine”

theyre also that couple that cant stop touching each other. like on the one hand “no, jimin, i can’t hold your hand, i am pushing the cart” but on the other hand “ok yes you putting your hand in my back pocket is an acceptable compromise”

they almost knock things over in the store because they take turns pushing the cart while the other stand on the end of it

have definitely stolen a shopping cart

and then returned it because they felt guilty

jeongguk once stole something by accident simply because he forgot it was in his hand

when jimin pointed it out, he panicked and went back to the store, put it down and then left again

jimin then reminded him that it was something he wanted to buy and a very flustered jeongguk walked quickly across the entire mall to go to the store for a third and final time

jeongguk is the type who knows what theyre getting and likes to go in, get it, and get out

but jimin is a window shopper and if he sees something even remotely interesting he has to go inside because his curiosity is piqued

jeongguk, of course, indulges him because hes soft af

shopping is always an all-day event for them so they set aside specific time to do it

or once they run out of food and are left eating instant noodles for three nights in a row

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Your Heart’s Too Big For Your Body (Chapter 7 Update)

Finally posted chapter 7 lol. Hope you all enjoy.

{Link to AO3}

Reminders: Rating: Explicit Pairing: Vmin! Summary: Fratboy!Taehyung (ahem, fuckboy!Taehyung) AU in which Jimin pines for the boy who “doesn’t do relationships.”