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hc that nico becomes extremely chronically online because like. no friends? no problem. heres unrestricted access to the internet. millions of online friends. roblox 24/7. asking percy for roblox gift cards. shes insane. and even after she makes friends she still makes random references to memes most campers dont fucking understand.

“empty chair, do a solo” and now will thinks shes losing it.

she randomly references ao3 or wattpad and leo gives her the thousand yard stare from across the room like ‘how the fuck does she know what that is?’ (he gets flashbacks to his fic writing days)

she knows too much. she needs her screentime cut down lets just pretend demigods can use phones like that yknow

also she owns shirts like this

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i need the gay ass gen z intern that’s running voltron offcial to fess the fuck up because a) YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS and b) we need to be bestfriends immediately

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black-italian transfem stem4butch lesbian nico di angelo and butch lesbian leo valdez . #valdangelo yuri . world is perfect im so smart

but alas, no one understands me 💔💔

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rip nico di angelo, you wouldve loved kinning keith kogane and drinking pipeline punch monsters every morning with your antidepressants and adhd meds

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before they decide on mcclain-kogane lance and keith argue over whose name they should take (both demand to take each other’s obviously). eventually they realize that if they don’t agree, they’ll end up as lance kogane and keith mcclain, entirely defeating the purpose of changing their last names while also being odd as FUCK. as they mull over their idiocy, keith tentatively suggests “McKogane,” to which lance replies “that is the most horrifying bastardization of both of our names possible.” thus they decide to hyphenate and to never tell their friends about what almost came to be

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hc that if nico ever got a phone she would be addicted to ao3.

like idk man she would love it. go through a lil wattpad phase first until rachel tells her about ao3……. probably have some username like xXxDeath_GirlxXx (leo made it for her, she couldnt even pretend to hate it).

ugh she would love DC. she’d probably be the biggest tim drake stan to ever stan (no im not projecting SHUT UP)!!!!!!!! OMG she would totally buy the tim drake fortnite skin and play fortnite (and suck at it. she only got fortnite to buy the tim drake skin)….. just like me for real …

…leo would try to convince her to start streaming video games with him (all nico plays is roblox and minecraft and occasionally starts beef with little kids in grow a garden for stealing her fruits).

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Keith Voltron the crimes I would commit for you

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i love transfem nico so much guys U DONT UNDERSTAND . black-italian transfem nico . yes she is also like lightskinned but more on the darker side. with freckles. she has 3c curls she wears in a braid (it reminds her of bianca. she started growing her hair out after she died).

like idk just think about it . the prettiest princess guys !!!!!! leo adores her . washes her hair for her whenever shes too tired to . braids it the way his mother taught him when he was young . just ugh i love it i love it

i think im a genius yknow haha *i say into my echo chamber*

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sex haver and drug doer

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Seeing double

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firefighter keith + emt lance‼️‼️‼️ (intellectual property of @liiizzard btw)

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you know that i love you / and i have a feeling that you love me back

we’re sat in my bedroom / and i hear your heart like a train on the tracks

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I imagine being a dad came naturally to Lance. Keith was a nervous mess up till he held his son for the first time. The absence of his parents from a young age made him doubt his ability to be a good parent. He probably had many heart to hearts with Shiro and Adam. They’re not worried at all. Keith has grown and matured. He’d ace at this parenting thing. Which he does! In the end it was Lance who panicked the first week after their son was born. Its okay though. Keith’s a good husband and they have great teamwork 😊 Meet their son Leo and their daughter Mia! part 1

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valdangelo artist: “hey, where’d my valdangelo art go?”

*me with a suspiciously valdangelo art shaped lump in my throat*

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BLESS this trend for summoning the editor in me I missed this

apologies if I got the lyrics wrong I got them off genius

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happy pride month to everyone except nico di angelo