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That’s real, Grover

grover: everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why isn’t it working?

percy: it would help if you weren't drinking chocolate milk

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poseidon, attempting small talk: so what do you do for a living?

percy: i’m 12… so exist against my will

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Sooooo… no one was going to tell us that Tumblr and AO3 were in a canon relationship? We just had to like… find that out for ourselves?

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Evan: Barty made me call people and tell them he had died to see how they'd react.

[earlier that day]

Barty: Is he crying?

Evan: A little.

Barty, grabbing the phone: You should be wailing Black, you stone cold BITCH!

Barty: Now call our other 'friends'

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All I’ve done today is cry over this edit of the Black brothers (not mine, made by giadaseditz on TikTok)

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My time includes: pirates, princes, anyone in a crown, people who wear peasant tops, vampires, guitarists, loyal people, someone who looks like they’d pick up sea glass and give it to me as a gift, women in suits, someone who looks like they spend Friday nights studying in dark libraries, plant moms, people with dyed hair, people who respect animals, anyone who knows how to use a sword, bookworms and nerds, people with a contagious smile, wanderers and travelers, people who like looking at crystals, people who like sitting on forest floors, royalty, people wearing leather jackets, anyone who wears makeup or has curly hair, people who look like they belong to the night, knights, people who look like they walked out of a fantasy book

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Nico’s initials are NADA. I don’t know why that’s funny to me.

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Propaganda I AM falling for:

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curse - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 302

“I love Harry but fuck, kids are exhausting,” Sirius sighed, sinking into the couch and relaxing into Remus’s arms.

“No, you don’t want a mini-Sirius running around?” Remus chuckled, kissing his head. 

“Not yet,” the shorter man laughed. “A mini-Prongs is bad enough. I swear he saves all his energy for u–”

The sound of the Floo cut him off, causing them both to look to the fire.

“James!” Sirius shouted happily, as if he hadn’t just seen his best friend ten minutes ago.

“Hey, mate,” James replied, looking a bit nervous. “Erm, Reg sent me. It’s about Harry”

“Why? Is he okay? I swear I didn’t leave him alone with Padfoot,” Remus said nervously, ignoring Sirius’s indignant yell.

“He’s fine, but…did either of you happen to swear in front of him?” James asked, shifting from foot to foot.

All three men were silent for a long moment before Sirius broke. “I….may have said ‘shit’ when I dropped a spoon,” he admitted sheepishly. “Why, did Haz say it in front of Reg?”

“No,” James replied, chuckling a bit. “I’ve dropped that one in front of him so many times, you wouldn’t’ve been blamed for that. No, it was the fact that after I said ‘shit,’ Harry turned to me and said, ‘Don’t fucking curse, Da!’ Do you know anything about that?”

This time, it was Remus who felt himself turn bright red. “I…may have admonished Sirius after he swore in front of Harry,” he mumbled, looking down.

James, thankfully, burst out laughing. “But cursing more?”

“I was fucking pissed!” Remus retorted, shrugging.

“Well. Now Regulus is fucking pissed. So I’ll be sending him your way,” James grinned, heading back to the fire. “Thanks for fucking up my kid, Moons!” he called cheerfully.

Remus just rolled his eyes. “No problem,” he sighed.

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breakfast with the blacks

Narcissa: Good morning.

Andromeda: Good morning.

Regulus: Good morning.

Bellatrix: You all sound like robots! Good morning, good morning. Come on. Spice it up a bit, will you?

Sirius: *walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Something I find funny about Heroes of Olympus is that Jason had a crush on Percy and Piper had a crush on Annabeth while Jason and Piper were in a relationship.

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RIP Remus Lupin, you would’ve loved saying “there goes my good old-fashioned lover boy” to Sirius every time he walked in your general direction

And RIP Sirius Black, you would’ve loved yelling “you the lyrics wrong” every single time

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why has everyone just decided to disregard everything that makes percy interesting?

we are always begging for a main character who is given a life outside of being a main character and then we were given percy jackson, a demigod in the summer, saving the world and looking good doing it, but is also just a kid.

he skateboards and collects them, he listens to punk rock and alternative rock (are they the same thing or is punk rock a sub-genre?) but doesn't dress 'alt' (like thalia) and has anger issues and has been kicked out of multiple schools for said anger issues, some of them being (court-ordered) military schools.

he also has problems with authorities who abuse their power (gabe, the gods, the nypd etc.) and will not hesitate to call you out on your bullshit no matter how powerful and important and feared you are.

but he has morals and doesn't do things without reason. he has a level of maturity and integrity that isn't even present in most adults. he is really smart and gets better grades than annabeth, and is the most considerate person you will ever meet. he is humble and never tries to be the center of attention.

he's not the most optimistic person in the entire world, but he tries to find reasons to be happy in really crappy situations (when they were traversing Tartarus and he was so happy that annabeth was with him that he started smiling).

he is always grateful for everything he has and tries to show genuine interest in all the things that interest his loved ones, even if they bore him to death (like annabeth with her architecture).

and we completely erase that for some reason to make him nothing but 'annabeth chases' boyfriend,' and, well he is her boyfriend, and he's very proud of that fact, but he is his own person as well.

people get really mad when we erase all of annabeth's character to make her nothing more than percy jacksons' girlfriend but we do it to percy all the time.

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James: What happened, Padfoot? You seem upset

Sirius: Remus said he hates hotdogs

Peter: And that’s upsetting because …?

Sirius: Peter! I am hot. I am a dog. I am a hotdog.

James:

Peter:

Regulus: I hate hotdogs too

Sirius: Hotdogs hate you back bitch

Regulus: And Remus hates you

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White boy of the month poll time May 2025

All the candidates were chosen by past polls made by other accounts and past trends.

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Bring Timothée Chalamet as white boy of the month back I beg of you

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This is why I love Percy

percy who refuses to let his anger into his home. percy who refuses to hug or kiss annabeth when he's angry because he doesn't want his interactions with her to be poisoned by his rage. percy who sits outside or goes for a drive or a walk until he calms down before reentering his home because he refuses to be the angry man that haunts a home, he refuses to become like gabe. if annabeth catches him off guard when he's angry, he tries to keep a distance as he trembles with rage that he tries so hard to quell because he doesn't want to scare her (again) or somehow hurt her. annabeth who reaches out to help him and assure him that it's fine. percy's hands that shake with anger and fear all tied in one, his touch feather light and barely there because he's afraid if he gives himself an inch with her, his wrath will explode from within him and he'll become the monster of his nightmares, the monster of his mother's nightmares.