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If you want people to protest in a way that the oppressors will approve of, then you are not protesting correctly and missing the fucking point of a protest.
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Tony Stark is NOT selfish. (A rant pointed at a guy at my work who told me Tony was a selfish asshole)
I don’t give a damn what else you think
The fact that Tony Stark surrounded himself with people who actually argued with him is such a great way to subtly tell the audience that he wasn’t selfish.
He could have surrounded himself with people who adored him and placed him on a pedestal and never talked back. But where’s the fun in that? his closest friends were all people who had no qualms with pissing him off and asking him if he was out of his mind.
Pepper has hold him off multiple times and he loved her even more for it
Rhodey has called him out on his bullshit more times than I can remember and he took the damn advice.
Peter yelled at him for not being there and he stepped out of the fucking suit.
Tony has willingly taken the blame for a multitude of massive plot points in the MCU. Including but not limited to Ultron (which wasn’t even his fault IMO) and some plot points in Civil war.
All I remember from Iron man 2 is that he was dying, and at the same time pushing everyone away and giving everything away in fear of causing those closest to him any harm.
In iron man three he internalizes his feelings so much as to not bother others, that he cannot keep a lid on it and fully breaks down.
Tony stark has paid for upgrades, damages, repairs and other expenses for the entirety of the Avengers without so much as asking ANYTHING back.
Tony may not be a completely good person. He’s grey as fuck. But hell, so am I. All I’m saying is that there is no reason at all, why you should call him selfish when he has proven otherwise in every single movie he’s in.
AND!! Every time someone proves themselves smarter or more capable than him in any specific field. His first thought is not a ‘how dare you’ it’s an ‘I need you’.
Stark knows his own brilliance, but he also knows the intelligence of others. And he has no qualms with respecting than someone if they prove themselves to be someone worth his respect.
Anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#tony stark#iron man#marvel mcu#mcu#mcu fandom#age of ultron#marvel cinematic universe#the avengers#just a silly rant
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The marauders as things I or my friends have said:
James: “I didn’t know there was music in musicals.”
Sirius: “At this point I’m wishing I wasn’t defying gravity so I can kill myself.”
Remus: “I haven’t read it yet but I don’t think it involves bee sex.”
Peter: “I will gargle as many salami pieces it will take to piss you off.”
Regulus: “please stop enjoying your life.”
Lily: “I’m talking to god. He says fuck you.”
#shitpost#marauders#james potter#sirius orion black#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#lily evans#regulus black
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Bucky is a disabled old war veteran with issues and they keep taking off his prosthetic! Hello?!?
If I walked out my door and ripped off the prosthetic arm of the first disabled war vet with issues I saw, I’d get arrested!
isn’t it basically a hate crime or something?
#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#james bucky barnes#marvel mcu#mcu fandom#i love him so much#shitpost#thunderbolts#the falcon and the winter soldier
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I’ve upgraded my bed into a dreamland that has everything in three’s.
Three pillows in three different shades of green and three duvets stuffed inside one cover with three shades of blue. And the matress cover is a dark red.
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He feeds them like chickens.
Barty: All of Regulus’ snacks are organic.
Remus: That’s cool. James and Sirius eat candy off the floor.
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“No my Bucky phase isn’t back!” I say as I desperately try to hide the 40 open tabs of fanfiction on ao3.
“No I’m not obsessed with the new marvel movie” I say as I hurriedly swipe all the doodles of Yelena and Ava off my desk.
“I promise I’m totally normal” I say as I buy another ticket for a movie I’ve already seen thrice.
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My friend: They’re a writer!
My other friend: they’re a pervert!
Me, pulling out my notebook and pen: even better. I’m a writer AND a pervert
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The thunderbolts as DnD classes off the top of my head because lord help me my brain won’t shut up.
Bucky: fighter
Yelena: fighter
Ava: rogue
Alexei: barbarian
John: paladin
Bob: bard/warlock combo
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imagine you’re the housekeeper of the thunderbolts and they keep destroying everything.
Imagine they have huge ass fight scenes and in the background a housekeeper just walks in. Sees what’s going on. Throws down their broom and leaves.
In the next movie the housekeeper is doing the dishes in the background and one of them just throws a cup into the soapy water, splashing them.
Or a couple of scenes where it’s clear they’re not bothering with even acknowledging the housekeeper.
But then, then they face this evil entity that seems to know everything about them. their fears, their powers, their weaknesses, their triggers.
Every, single, thing.
And it’s the housekeeper
“Why?” They ask the housekeeper. “Why would you do this?”
“because you guys are a bunch of fucking assholes.”
#thunderbolts#marvel#yelena belova#bucky barnes#john walker#I don’t think it’s in character but you gotta admit it’s in line with marvel humor
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“It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll”
Yeah if you keep jumping down the stairs while doing an epic guitar solo I can understand why it takes so long.
#acdcband#rock music#shitpost#high voltage#imagine how long the stairway to heaven takes with the guitar solos.
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james potter is so hozier
wdym ‘im so full of love i can barely eat’ GIRL
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RIP James Potter.
You would have loved Hozier
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Rewatching doctor who and finally realizing that I knew I loved Donna the first time I watched her run.
But now I love her even more
im looking at that gorgeous woman on my screen and thinking: “fantastic, gimme 14 of em right now”
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Is it really an AU if your DND character was part of the mafia in the time skip?
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bbno$ is like a kid asking for your phone because he saw games on it.
But in this case he’s asking for collabs because he saw someone cool.
Gotta respect it.
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Alexander hamilton would have fucking hated ChatGPT. Google docs and printers however….
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