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They're not all bad, they're just like me and my parents, and so thus I don't deal well with being on the opposite and may I add wrong side of the bar. Sounds fun, though I don't envy you, I can barely lift a stack of clothes never mind a set of golf clubs, I mean christ some sets are probably taller than me. Though I guess its good you like your position, lucky for some.

See I never even though of that! I swear you don't get enough credit for your ungeneric smarts Hudson..damn I should have thought of that.

My job sucks.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know drinks had calories in them. It sucks that you have to deal with crappy customers, though. The ones Blaine and I have are pretty cool. I mean, they’re mostly old and tell a lot of stories, but they’re cool stories about wars and college and stuff. I guess drinking on the job could count as quality testing? Or something.

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I think everyone has been crazy busy Berry. This summer is not the relaxing break I had planned but instead a constant, never ending schedule of suckiness and despair. I don't want to work over the summer, and yet here I am slaving away. I mean I have even more sympathy for you, you're a waitress, that's gotta be pain.

Excuse my temporary absence.

Between the usual work/rehearsal schedule, I’ve also been in a Tony Award-induced trance. It never fails to amaze me just how talented and passionate the Broadway community is. Soon enough I’ll be among the crowds in the audience. 

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Has everyone been struck with bad luck? Quinn twists her ankle, you lose your contacts, I most tragic of all get yelled at by my a-hole boss who needs to either get laid or get a life..or perhaps both. It seems this summer is not only busy but tragic, ugh what I wouldn't give to be back at college, and thats saying something.

And in all fairness Anderson, the glasses aren't even that bad. They look cute on you, albeit a bit nerdy style, like the kind of 'I genuinely enjoy star trek nerdy' but you know, it's good.

I.. may have lost my contacts on the golf course yesterday.

I don’t know why or how, really, but I think it’s a fate I’ll have to accept at this point. Especially since raiding my room for anything that resembled a contact lens came up empty handed.

My glasses aren’t too bad, though, and they certainly get the job done. They just kinda make me look a little goofy, that’s all. And I don’t need help looking goofy when I’m standing next to the tallest guy at the resort every day, all right?

The good news is that tomorrow brings us another weekend! Which is perfect, really, seeing as I could use a day to sleep in and enjoy my bed for more than six hours.

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Harsh Q, how did you do it? I would suggest you were gazing at some beautiful country club guy, but then you're all tied up with Evans, so that can't be it. Clumsiness? Berry sabotage? I need details, my life is so consumed with work and practice I barely have time for gossip.

I guess it's better than a broken foot.

But a twisted ankle still sort of sucks. At least it’s only a “grade one” according to the doctor and it should be healed within a week or two.

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My work uniform. I had to cut the sleeves off some, shorten the skirt about a foot and do some master sewing but now it at least looks slightly decent. #barmaid #work #uniform

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My job sucks.

I hate being a barmaid, working in a servile position fucking sucks, and does not suit me at all. I have to listen to men just like my Father whine at me that I haven't put enough ice in the glass, or I have primadonnas like my future evil Step-Mother, interrogate me about the calories in a margarita. It sucks, and I got told off the other day for drinking on the job, granted I was drunk, but how else am I to get through the day? I've been so busy with my crappy work position, and rehearsals for a sub-standard part, I am under a lot of stress. Ugh I hate this god damn country club.

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Don't be silly, I just mean I'm happy for you.

Well, yeah… thank you, again. Though now I’m feeling pressured to make sure this relationship lasts.

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You like being a caddy? Are you insane? I mean I spend most of the work day, drunk behind the bar and I still would rather be in New York with Daddy or Buffalo with Mama. How can you like this awful volunteering job? I mean I've only been here a week, and already it's making me furious. Thank god I'm jetting back off in August once more.

Happy Friday!

I know things’ve been a little hectic lately, what with everyone trying to balance their jobs and rehearsal time, but I’m really happy we get the weekends off. And it’s not that I don’t like being a caddy, or that I don’t enjoy belting out the same classic songs over and over again, because I do. I just think we’re all entitled to a break every now and then, yeah?

Kurt and I have some post-birthday plans for tomorrow, but other than that, I’m not moving from my designated lounge chair unless it’s absolutely necessary.

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Wuthering Heights — Kate Bush.

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Well even I would swoon at the site of you in those red trunks St James, I mean who wouldn't? But then it's the same for me, the second I slip into my black two piece, well lets just say I don't blame the men for staring. I see you're enjoying your new position then Captain? At least that can be said for one of us, though I have spent the majority of my shifts drinking behind the bar...it's not all down-hill.

It’s Wednesday morning. That means it’s time to get up, shower, put on my red trunks and head to the pool to greet what’s quickly becoming an unofficial fan club of mine. The longer I’ve been at the country club, the more I realize it’s actually a bit of a test-run for my eventual fame beyond the scope of  a cappella rockstardom. I know I can make girls weak-kneed with my voice, but it’s a nice boost to know that it doesn’t take much more than sitting in a chair all day long to still have people staring at me.

Also… I think the club pool may or may not be having a chicken tournament soon? Everyone should consider signing up, if so. 

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Deal, I promise only to keep the smug smile on for the day. Well you have to, Lormenari and such correct? Seriously though Quinn, I am like uber happy for you - at least one of our love lives worked out, aye?

I feel like I did.

Thank you. I give you permission to gloat but only for today. It’s not appropriate to be smug for too long. I’ve only seen that movie once. Why do we have to be referred to as the Avatar couple, huh?

I’m glad to hear it. You deserved a break.

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I must apologize then, and whip you up one tomorrow, though I must also recommend a free banana daiquiri.

I'm back.

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I promise sweetie, it felt like betrayal leaving you behind. No, Daddy is awesome, a total softie and I've got him wrapped around my little finger! Oh my god that his him down to a tee, if you include the fact he's mega rich/plays golf and has a 20 year old something girlfriend. I see what you did, and we are indeed; I have various other Aunts and Uncles in Milan, Rome, California - across the board.

I think Netflix and pizza, with Ben and Jerrys for afters sounds good to me.

I'm back.

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In spite of my substandard part, gotta practice! #lesmiserables #musical

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Well duh, of course we do. We both need to get completely and utterly wasted like asap, I mean I work in the bar - why not flaunt my position?

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I don't doubt that Miss Harper. It was Mama who took me on this one actually, probably trying to one up Daddy - though he fixed the small issue of my boss; Daddy basically runs the Manhattan Upper East Side Country Club, so a few words and voila no trouble. Well, what can I say? Being a 'spoilt rich bitch' has its benefits. Yes Grandma and Papi live in Paris, Daddy in NYC and Mama in Buffalo, I also have another set of Grandparents in Savannah. Well duh, I'm all yours.

I'm back.

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I have been indeed, finals killed me but Fiji was a welcome break. Well, whatever I don't envy you that's for sure, perhaps you remember my distaste of young children? Though you broke my heart what seems so long ago now, I doubt you remember anything about me..in a personal fashion at least.

I'm back.

Wow, sounds like you’ve been busy. I’m sure you had a great time in Fiji though. It at least was better than where I’m going to be working the rest of the summer. I’m going home to work at a camp, with a bunch of kids. So at least you get to drink and hang out with people you like.