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Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

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Y'ALL BETTER VOTE WILLIAM "SPRINGTRAP" TWINKERTON

Springtrap Vs. Moon

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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@cedar-treetea /lh

Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

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@cubiczinc this is something you'd say i think

$17.99........ $21.49......... $19.............. these are just some of the amounts of money ive been thinking about lately

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@cedar-treetea I think we finally found tone indics for our marital disputes

new tone indicator drop

/lie /ht (half-truth) /uc (uncited) /manip (manipulation/manipulatively) /fmg (fearmongering) /pgd (propaganda) /gslt (gaslighting) /yc (you're crazy) /ys (you're stupid) /wh (with hate) /vi (violence/violently) /at (attack) /evil /harm /kill

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More like ABANDONING a polycule. Evil wretched thing

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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

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Love worldhopper gem in the context of the life series. You spend your days gleefully, playfully flitting through universes, and one day you are swallowed by one. No one life has ever mattered much to you. You have fun, you like the characters in it, but you will always leave eventually. It has always been a game. Now, in the universe that has stolen you away, you are told it’s a game. That’s fine, you already knew. Now everybody else knows too. This will be fun. This will be so much fun.

Except dying hurts, and living hurts more, and the faces of your friends that you have known across worlds twist with anger and fear and gleeful violence. You are respected, but you are new, and you are only respected because, as your friends enemies inform you, you are to be feared. You are chosen by whatever plucked you out of the universe to sow chaos and distrust. Your best friend in nearly every world betrays you.

This is not a game. Except.

You wake up, and you’re in another one, and everyone is acting as if nothing that just happened matters. Like none of the wounds hurt, like they’re not still eyeing you warily, like the betrayal doesn’t still sting.

To them. To them this is a game. You have played countless games. This is not one.

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rises groggily from my tumblr grave, dried dirt cracking underneath my unnaturally whitened bones as a visceral, fleshy substance wraps around them, a pale peach hue forming my skin, stretching and popping grotesquely to form the rest of the body. freshly summoned and weary.

hi I died for a while so for posterity here’s some art of my newest SMP character SHOUTOUT TO THE NOOKIANS WHO SEE THIS I LOVE YALL ( I have a lot more which you can find on his Toyhouse )

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We'll stand together. 💕

Scary and stressful couple of days... it might be really difficult for awhile, but I know we're going to get through it ❤️

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I Hate You (An Original Poem)

No words could describe how much I hate you,

No poem, essay, speech, book, or song.

Most eldritch being to ever exist,

Your tenure in Hell forever long.

I wish your lungs were coated in mildew,

So that your cries for help were just gasps.

I wish the back of your brain grew a cyst,

And painfully decayed in its grasp.

I wish your stomach acids popped and flew,

So that you dissolved from inside out.

I wish that each of your tendons would twist,

All you could do was flounder about.

I wish you would vanish without a clue,

They'd find you dismembered weeks after.

I wish you were slowly eaten by pests,

Like your life, your death a disaster.

No words could describe how much I hate you,

No sentence, essay, speech, book, or song.

Most eldritch being to ever exist,

In the White House you'll never belong.

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We are a very very dumb, stupid people

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Introducing: The Life Series Comment-a-thon

In light of several of the content creators involved mentioning negative comments on Wild Life, Secret Life, and Life Series videos in general, I want to suggest an event that encourages people to leave positive comments on life series videos as well!

The life series has some of the kindest and most supportive people I have ever encountered in fandom, and I think the creative minds behind the series deserve to get some of that love too. There is no starting or finishing day to this event, as the intention is for fans to leave kind comments highlighting what they love about Wild Life and the Life Series in general, over the course of the current season. I have devised a total of eight weekly comment prompts, making an educated guess as to how long the season will be based off previous season, intended to encourage you to leave a comment on at least one video per week.

There is no time limit or minimum word count for comments. Just be kind, be honest, and don’t tear other creators down in the process of trying to build others up (“[X creator] is so overrated, people should be watching you instead”, “you deserved to win so much more than [Y creator]”, etc.). Without further ado, The Life Series Comment-a-thon:

Week 1: comment on at least one video telling the creator that you liked the video!

Week 2: pick a team/alliance, then tell at least one person in that alliance that you are really enjoying the dynamic of their team/them collaborating with the other member(s) of the team.

Week 3: tell a new member or one who skipped one or more seasons (Gem who joined last season, Ren, Mumbo, Lizzie, Skizz, and Bdubs who all either missed or did not originally post their POVs of a season) that you are happy they are on the life series.

Week 4: Most of the creators involved in the life series are male, but we know that those who are not get a larger share of the negative comments. This week pick one of them (Lizzie, Pearl, Gem, and Cleo) and tell them that you enjoy their video/their content/etc!

Week 5: leave a comment on someone’s video mentioning at least one specific thing you enjoyed about their episode/their season.

Week 6: pick a person whose videos you have not yet commented on in this event and leave them a comment saying you look forward to their episodes every week/season.

Week 7: write a short, positive comment (e.g “I loved this episode” , “this was great” , “keep up the good work”) and leave it on every POV you watch this week.

Week 8: leave a comment on someone’s video mentioning at least three specific thing you enjoyed about their episode/their season. Alternatively pick three videos to leave one specific compliment on.

Week 9+: repeat one of the previous week prompts, or better yet combine two or more! You can pick yourself, use an eight-sided die, or a random number generator to decide for you.

I know commenting can be scary and that it can be hard to find the words. At the end of the post, beneath the the read-more cut, I have a list of suggestions for what you can bring up in a comment. Just below this you will also find a list of things you can do to let the content creators know that you love their art that are not commenting!

Other things you can do:

Like ten comments on a lifer’s video

Like every video you watch

Watch a video from one of the less popular content creators (subscriber wise, or within the fandom) on the day it comes out

And most importantly:

Reblog this post and/or repost it to other social media platforms to spread the word of the comment-a-thon!

A list of questions to spark comment ideas:

Did a joke make you laugh?

Did you catch them making a reference to another season, SMP, or piece of media?

Did the creator interact with someone in a way you enjoyed?

What made the interaction stand out?

Did they build something you thought was pretty?

What part did you like best: the shape, the blocks they chose to use, how it ties into their season, or how it ties into the terrain around it?

If they have a new skin, what is your favourite part of it?

Did they use background music in a way you thought was especially fitting? In what way?

Did a change from one scene to the next feel very well-timed, smooth, or narratively fitting?

If you did not notice any scene changes or cuts, can you think of something the creator did to make you feel immersed in the story of the video instead of the video making itself?

What do you hope happens next? (be sure to tell them that whether it happens or not you still look forward to watching the rest of their season)

Did something surprise you?

Did the content creator say or do something that made you have a new idea?

Did you learn something new about minecraft?

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@cedar-treetea I think this was us actually