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Autodefenestrating with papa my bro

#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

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Embrace others for their differences, for that makes you whole 💙💗🤍💗💙

Just a little gift I made for the Kiner siblings yesterday, congratulations to Deana Kiner!!!

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everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

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Jesse: Flimsi has six sides, yet we can only use two of them effectively.

Hardcase: The other four are for bloodshed.

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Hunter: We need more kindness in the world.

Crosshair: You just pushed me off a ladder yesterday.

Hunter: You deserved that though.

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A surprise Mayday. Still figuring out how to work his tail.

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i'm at home with my parents' dog (sweet chunky golden retriever with exactly one (1) marble) and i'm thinking of all the ways Batcher now gets to be a genuine beloved family dog. complete with the mischief!!!

does she roll her toys under the couch and bark until Crosshair retrieves them? and then does it again 5 minutes later?

does she flop down in the grass at the dog park and refuse to move until Wrecker picks her up?

does she silently fart near Hunter and his unfortunately enhanced senses? at dinner?

does she steal Omega's socks when she wants attention? and look only slightly guilty about it?

does she have to be restrained or else she will blast right out the front door when she sees her favorite visitor (Echo) for the first time in a while?

and because Tech lives... does she dig up Tech's garden RIGHT after he just planted some very rare species of galactic orchid? and then track the mud all through the house?!

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Hunter: What should I get at Dex's?

Wrecker: Pancake combo!

Tech: Sucked dry.

Crosshair: Killed.

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Coruscant Guard Clone: You should totally kill the Chancellor.

Clone 2: I don't think I could get away with it

Clone 1: How are they gonna catch you, facial recognition?

this the kinda memes that would make rounds in the gar

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Imperial officer: Know why I pulled you over? Tech: Technically, I pulled myself over. Officer: You know you ran a red light? Tech: That is impossible; I was flying. Officer: Well you flew through one. Tech: Flew under one. Officer: Get the kriff out of the speeder.

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Tech: Do not talk to me until I've had my caf. Crosshair: Don't talk to me until I've had mine either. Tech: This is nice. Crosshair: What the kriff did I just say?!

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Phee: Hey babe, happy 1 year. Tech: I'm 13...

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Republic Navy officer: I don't know if I trust Skywalker.

Obi-Wan: Have care how you speak. Anakin is beyond reason, but he is a Jedi and he is my brother!

Officer: He killed eighty people in two days.

Obi-Wan: He is adopted.

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Crosshair: Why are you doing this to me?!

Hemlock: Because we're the Empire, and life is a karking nightmare.

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you are right and you should say it

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

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Han, to Vader: You're out of your depth, sir. Never try and control a control freak. Leia: I am not a control freak! Han: Yes ma'am!

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happy easter to angelo colasanto and to the scene where he washes jack’s feet from his blood after betraying him