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New study technique called "let's go steal a grade" in which I pretend to be a part of the Leverage crew and study for my exams as if I'm studying for the grift. I need enough knowledge that I can con the mark without getting called out.
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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A grown up jungle gym and playground would heal something for me, I think.
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Oscar Isaac? You mean Joseph from the 2005 Nativity Story movie?
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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when you’ve honed the fine art of perfectly-timed reblogging of something aimed at one specific mutual and they immediately like it
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Spending my Saturday practicing voices and building a pirate ship out of triscuit boxes:
Average weekend for a dungeon master with a dnd cancelled session.
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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All comments on fanfics are sweet (please comment on them), but my favorite will always be some variation of "this is unhinged (affectionate)".
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New fun thing to experience: try to explain the intricate lore of Warrior Cats to someone that did not grow up in the US.
#I have not read them myself but enough of my friends have that I learned a little through osmosis#It's like explaining your acid trip to your grandma and trying to convince her it won an Oscar#warrior cats
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Kpop Demon Hunters mini Theory:
So Jinu was shook that Rumi was a hunter and a demon, not necessarily that she was a person and a demon. Maybe, half humans and half demons are more common than we thought but they don't have the hunter's ability to help build the honmoon, so they instead hear Gwi-Ma's voice. Which is why Gwi-Ma was confused that she bore his marks, but he could control her.
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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so
DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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