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i had a dream last night that i went bowling and all the balls were misshapen and oblong and impossible to roll and when i complained to the manager he told me they were all perfectly round and nobody else mentioned anything and when i pressed the issue he kicked me out of the alley
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!
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last night in my dream two children announced that they were going to "smoke undertale" and then assembled this in my living room

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Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)
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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
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