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Benedick: a woman’s place is on the battlefield

Claudio: so you think women should die? Misogynist much?

Benedick: why did you automatically assume they’d die? Do you think women are weak?

Claudio: you’re right, I’ll reflect on my behavior. Sorry, women.

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What’s the Shakespeare equivalent of Supreme Court nightmare blunt rotation

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Apparently all tumblr users enjoy in characters is variations of Hamlet

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Macbeth, actually:

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Hamletmachine, Heiner Müller.

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Hamlet: hey sorry for ghosting you I’m being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehension

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Hamlet:

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Prince Hamlet: here’s what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

Old King Hamlet: hey hon, what’s for dinner

Gertrude: vegetable soup

Old King Hamlet:

Gertrude: what

Old King Hamlet: it’s just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than… vegetable soup.

Gertrude: well, I’m fucking your brother

Prince Hamlet: apparently, this is a controversial thing to say at the dinner table.

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Ophelia to Hamlet:

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Horatio and/or Ophelia about Hamlet:

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One thing about me is that I will defend Romeo and Juliet until the day I die. “They weren’t in love—” the point is that they were never allowed to figure that out themselves because of the hateful society they lived in. They were kids who didn’t get to figure these things out because they died. “Romeo should have checked—” Juliet didn’t have a pulse. He didn’t know about the plan. “Juliet was dumb for taking the potion—” She was a 13 year old girl. That was the Friar’s fault, not hers. It was the fault of the adults who should have known better.

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Ophelia (left) breaking up with Hamlet (right):

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Hamlet after his soliloquy in act 2.2:

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oh my god you're alive and on tumble.com

Isn’t that crazy??