You play Hamlet??? You play him like a flute??? Jail for Guildenstern!!! Jail for 10,000 years!!!
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These combinations rarely seem to be good ideas in practice, no matter how much THRIFT we're aiming for, Horatio...
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hey sorry your boyfriend was mistaken for the king and stabbed through the curtains. yeah he was wrapped in cloth and left to rot. he’s at supper now. no, he’s not eating. the worms are feasting on him now. oh and - yeah the prince just called him a dumb bitch. sorry.
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are like the Numbers 12 and 13.
I won't elaborate. I don't think I can elaborate. It just makes sense.
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the difference between hamlet and macbeth is the difference between emo and goth prove me wrong
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hamlet: “my father—methinks i see my father—“
horatio: “where, my lord?”
hamlet: “in my mind's eye, horatio.”
horatio:
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Me, when Hamlet is whining about how much he loved Ophelia at her funeral.....
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It's honestly not even subtle how much even Shakespeare ships Hamlet and Horatio.
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This is exactly how the scene went, right?
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