wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

Is there any more Pokemon fusions I should do

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Thank you”

*he flys off*

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Adjustable please. Oh and if they were made of non-drake or wyvern material that would be great”

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, an artifact. Thank you.”

*said dramatically*

“So I would like to place an order, I can pay up front, we need 30 worm sized drake/wyvern saddles. Preferably made of good leather.”

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Here”

*hands it over*

*magic… so so, harder to break but not super hard, can grow and shrink no problem… has a curse that has been contoured by an overlayed curse… but the history… this has slain great beast… more than the worm mentioned… the amount of myth that belongs to this single weapon rivals ‘Excalibur’ (insert very myth heavy weapon)… it even was forged by a minor Demi god who was hiding his heritage in the village Higalorth grew up in. This is in every sense of the words a historical relic. Somthing that should not be ignored.*

(Let see what you do with that?)

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What infinite no… it is not infinite but it does have the sum total of all knowledge we could get our hands on in this dimension…and any that _____ had from others. It’s at the center of the island and is the ruins of the Tower of Babel… wouldn’t pop by though without permission. My men don’t like strangers trespassing. But if you do come, walk up to the front gate and wait for me to welcome you. Now back to my membership”

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

(Well he is not, in his mind this should count, im not saying it does but-)

“What! Magical properties? Yes it may have the ability to change size but that is not what an artifact is, as the ruler of the biggest liberty and research center on this island, who have lived for over 200 years, I can recite the definition of artifact from memory

This is an artifact and if your gonna tell me that that definition has changed then I’d have half a mind to leave this instant, if you can not tell what is an artifact from some magic junk made in the last 20 years then there is no way of noting what you are selling in genuine.”

(Yes this is slight (joking) revenge for the random debacle)

“Now if you wouldn’t mind I’d like to know if you are lying to your customers about the payment for membership.”

(Also side note, the shop (because it is still me) when he says artifact he also referring to ancient magic item, and not dnd terms. But when a spell would target an artifact it would target either because there both artifacts by definition)

*this is all yelled by a 2 foot long green book worm… who is riding a wyvern the size of a tank.*

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“What? It is an artifact, historical relic it is over 20,000 years old, it was the axe wielded by Higalorth the brave, he took this mighty axe and chopped one of the heads of the mighty sea hydra that stoped his people from crossing the Dystinian sea. The other two were fought by Greed the light foot, and Laern the Wight. It may not be that powerful, only able to 1ox its size but if this is not an artifact of great quality then I do not know what is. Are you telling me this treasure of the people is not artifact?”

* heads up, he is not lying in the slightest… just is using the historian definition.*

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel

*a work riding a wyvern flys in carrying an axe on his back*

“I have come for a membership. I have brought this great artifact.”

the axe? what traits does it possess to make it an artifact?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Okay… and.. check.”

*Prince has a decision sacrifice you and save the king… or not and lose a key night pressuring for the win*

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Ya”

*the game continues on for a bit*

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Your put in the enemy prison to be released upon the end of the game”

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

*you cant*

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

*a few moves are made and the pawns in front of you are expertly moved by prince into a standard opening. This allows you see more of your side*

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes”

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes”

(Fake chess or real chess?)

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Standard rules young will. Now I’ll move first”

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“They do too… but they are all shape shifted to be basically humanoid pieces with flat white faces.”

(Will is sitting around in his office, just looking through some notebooks)

“Ah will, you’re here, good. Can’t believe we all made it out alive of that sheep hell. Anyways we have another door we want to explore and we think you are the perfect member to bring along.”