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i had to doodle this headcanon from @paladingineer super quick.

(miranda did, in fact, know shepard's ring size.)

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this joke has a shelf life of 2 minutes

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Guys he already told you he was bi like last week???

(x)

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when you've reached the point of your max endurance build where bombs dont bother you anymore

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The adventures of lover boy and hater guy

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4000cc breast implants :)

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he's only half listening

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omfg!!! Im cackling like gurl, i do hear you babes, Im now a believer of Dole😌

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Blind betryal essay comic :)

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Was helping a settlement of friendly ghouls. Danse was not pleased... and so was I

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Do we think Anderson specifically put Kaidan on the team in the Lt position not only because he's a good soldier but because he's a steady balance to Shepard's high-strung sense of duty?

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im inventing a new therapy. it’s called ideal gentle dominant figure protocol. it’s where you imagine someone really sexy and thoughtful and soft-spoken meticulously designing your daily routines and tasks for you because they want you to take good care of yourself and ordering you to complete them. and for every tiny task you finish you imagine them calling you a good girl

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Oh, no...

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He'd love beta fish. Prob. get an aquarium full after the war

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The untapped potential of an earthborn Shepard who didn't attend school, can only do the basics (reading, writing, basic math, simple understanding of concepts taught in more advanced science and history classes, bolstered with life experience)...but their critical thinking skills are off the charts. Their people skills are even better. Shepard never took driver's ed (evidenced by the MAKO) but Shepard could talk you into giving them your car. Shepard doesn't know algebra 1 but watch them blow up a head from an incredible distance away using trigonometry they taught themself with a bb gun, a flight of stairs, and some empty cans. Shepard couldn't pass a chemistry test, but they can blow things up no problem, just hand them those colorful bottles and a lighter. Something here is fuel for sure.

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Kaidan

I love how kinda romantic and also silly Kaidan's was, like okay pinterest😘

OC CORE

Thank you for tag, @erme-maererme!

rules: go to pinterest, search "your oc's name + core", post six pictures, then tag six people

Shepard

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