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i need a fic of house drugging wilson and cuddy with an aphrodisiac drink.

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PARTY POOPER ~ (HOUSE & READER!DAUGHTER)

Yes. You were the daughter of the famous Dr. Gregory House. The funniest thing about all this, you were a 16 years old teenager.

You were born when House and Stacy were a couple, you grew up fine, except when you were taken away from your father’s arm, lap or even his side. You couldn’t stand being without him, you were kind of a velcro baby. When they separated, you first went with Stacy and during the holidays you moved to Princeton with House. But this soon changed when Stacy started dating Mark. - He is a good man, but I prefer House - Were the words you always said to your mother.

That’s when House and her had a talk and agreed on living with your father. At first, House wasn’t too excited about this, he loved you, but he also loved being alone. And that was it, at first only Wilson and Cuddy knew you (they knew this since you were born). They were like your second parents, or the cool aunt and uncle, or your best friends, whatever, they mattered to you and they cared about you. On the other hand, the group of lackeys didn’t know about you, but when they did…

Chase didn’t believe it and looked at House like he was crazy.

Foreman asked him if he started to take Vicodin again.

Taub said that he may be hallucinating.

And Masters, well, she didn’t knew how to react because she didn’t know House that much.

To let the information sink in, Wilson and Cuddy had to confirm that to the team, to prove that House wasn’t lying. From that moment, every charity or fundraiser event, Christmas party or any kind of celebration, you were there. You started to meet the team and well, you got along with them, congratulations! Now they were like your older brothers!

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It was a Saturday morning and you wake up because the upstairs neighbors were moving all the furniture around the house. You walked down the corridor to see your father in pajama pants and wearing one of his signature band t-shirts, laying in the sofa with a coffee and watching TV.

You: “Morning…” you mumbled as you prepared yourself a bowl of milk and cereals.

House: “Bit early for you, don’t you think?” He said with a teasing tone, knowing that it would piss you off even more.

You just rolled your eyes and sat next to the counter. Eating your cereals and watching TV, as you father did the same, a comfortable but tired silence fell between the two of you. Soon after you finished your breakfast and washed the bowl. Normally, now you would get dressed but it was too early and you were too tired for that, so you just laid down on the sofa, stretching your legs on top of House’s lap and wrapping a blanket around you.

House looked at you with an amused expression and smiled softly. He placed his hands on your legs and started to gently massage them.

House: “You have always been a daddy’s girl, you know…always with me, wanting to be near me, always picking daddy over mommy. That’s a serious problem.” He said affectionately though the last sentence was a joke, just to mess with you.

You: “Maybe I am, but I have my reasons. And you, you are girl dad, definitely.”

You both talked about how you acted around him when you were a little kid. House couldn’t help but smile every time he remembered a special memory between the two of you. You were truly the thing he cared about the most.

After a long silence, you were almost wrapped as a burrito and sleeping. That’s when a thought popped up on your head. You were invited to a party by your friend Jack. You moved your head slightly to look at your father.

You: “Dad…, you know…, Jack invited me to a party…” You said lazily and with a condescending tone.

House side eyed you with a face that said ‘really?’

House: “And?”

You: “And…, well, I want to go…”

House shook his head and sighed.

House: “No, you are not going. I know you want to go and all that but that’s gonna be full of drugs and horny teenagers, so you are not going.” He said sternly but calmly.

Your heart dropped when he said that you couldn’t go. You wrapped the blanket tighter around you, now you were a proper burrito. You laid there quietly, the sun hitting your face.

House: “Chase, Foreman, Wilson and Taub are coming over. I hope it doesn’t bothers you…, you can invite a friend if you want too…” He said trying to be sympathetic.

You: “I don’t care…, it’s your place, you can do whatever you want…, either way, all my friends will be in the party…” You said sending a little jab.

House chuckled silently at your jab and started to ran his hand around your leg, trying to make you less angry.

———

It was at night now. You were in your cozy room, with a dim light, laying under the warm blankets of your bed and listening to music. You picked a book from your nightstand and began to read. That’s when you heard the door opening and the voice of your father, the team and Wilson was heard.

They were engaged in a conversation as they laughed and sat in the living room. Wilson and Chase, as the good second father and big brother they were, they went to your door and knocked softly.

Wilson: “Can we come in, Y/n?” He said softly, god that man truly cared for you too.

You: “Yeah…, come in,” You said quietly as you snuggled in the bed.

They both centered and smiled at you state. Chase noticed you were feeling a little off, he narrowed his eyes and asked.

Chase: “You okay? Normally you are more cheerful…”

You sighed and sat up in bed.

You: “Yeah, well, there is a party but my father doesn’t let me go…” You tried to say nonchalantly but it came more as pity.

Wilson and Chase shared a glance and smiled. Though they had different things in mind. Wilson, absolutely would not let you go. On the other hand, Chase would definitely let you go. After a bit of talk and reassuring they walked out and closed the door of your room. As they approached the living room again, Chase spoke up.

Chase: “Come on, House. You really are not letting Y/N go to the party her friend organized?” He said with almost an unbelievable tone.

Taub and Foreman shared a look with a raised eyebrow. Foreman looked like he was a bit against it but he thought it wasn’t that bad. Taub was thinking it wouldn’t be that bad.

House: “Yeah, I do not want any horny boy going for my daughter.” He said with a protective father tone.

Taub: “Come on, man. She’s smart, she must have some standards on boys.”

Foreman: “Plus, she’s also smart enough to not try anything that they give her or drink every single thing they offer.”

Chase nodded along and House shared a look with Wilson. Though Wilson was against i, he nodded too. He wanted to make you happy, and the way your voice had a pity tone, was destroying his little sentimental heart.

After a long time of reassurance and attempts to convince him, he sighed and took a sip of his beer.

House: “Fine, but we are picking her up. Like I said before, I don’t want any stupid horny teenager with her.” He said as he stood up and limped to your room. He knocked and opened the door.

House: “Hey, sweetheart…” He said as he limped to your bed and sat down, placing a hand on your side.

You rolled to him and sat up. You looked at him curiously.

You: “What is it?” He said

House: “The team and Wilson convinced me…, you can go to the party…, but hey, seriously. Do not take anything weird that they offer to you, do not drink, do not smoke, vape or whatever you guys do now. And, please, don’t take any drug or anything like that…” He said sternly but he was secretly hoping you would take his advice seriously.

You nodded and spoke up: “Yeah, don’t worry about that, you know I am not that kind of person.”

House nodded approvingly and raised a finger mock dramatically,

House: “And no boys, okay?” He said kind of jokingly. He knew you were an attractive girl and some boy would try to flirt with you but, he couldn’t do anything about it, after all, you were a teenager. But he cared so much about you, you still were his little girl.

———

As soon as he stepped out of the room, you rushed and began getting dressed. You put on a simple black dress and little make up.

You were the teen daughter of House. Of course you had some trick up your sleeve. This boy, Ross, he was a senior in school. He was tall, lean, black hair, green eyes and he was in the hockey team. You had a little crush on him. And he offered to pick you up ‘with his mother’ in ‘her car’ to take you to the party, which he was attending too.

You walked out of your room and picked up your keys.

You: “They are waiting for me, bye.” You said as you opened the door and the team waved to you and House mouthed you something along ‘do not come late’.

———

After the party, Ross, was taking you home. You honestly didn’t take or did anything weird, you just had a good time. When he parked the car, he looked at you with a smile. After a beat of silence he kissed you softly. You blushed hard. Like, you were redder than a tomato. You two talked for a while, and unfortunately House looked out of the window with the team behind and he saw how you two talked. He grumbled and went to open the window but Chase quickly moved him from it.

Taub: “House, let her be.” He said as he and the rest chuckled at House’s parental jealousy.

They managed to get him to sit in the living room again and soon after you opened the door. They quickly walked to you and started to question about who the guy was, if you guys kissed. Also they started to check your eyes and coordination to see if you had alcohol or drugs.

Meanwhile, you were giggling at everything. You felt really grateful for having that relationship with your father and his colleagues, and how they cared about you.

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JEALOUSY ~ (jealous!House x Reader)

warning: smut, jealousy,

Y/n has been working in House’s team for a while (Chase, Foreman, 13 and Taub). Y/n was good friends with all of them but more specifically with Taub, something that, somehow, annoyed House.

For example, Y/n and House were alone in the differential room. House was sitting, reading a file, in the desk far from the main table of the office, where Y/n was sitting. Y/n was having a headache and probably a bad day, but House didn’t ask anything like ‘are you okay?’, he is House. He doesn’t care. Y/n’s hand was in her head, gently messaging her temple and with the other her neck. Unlike House, when Taub entered, he noticed something was going on with Y/n just by looking from the back. When he walked to sit beside her, where he always sat, he softly slid a hand over her shoulder.

Taub: “How are you doing?” He asked gently as he dropped his arm off of her and sat in his chair, grabbing the file and starting to rule out symptoms and diseases from the case.

Y/n smiled at his actions and spoke up, causing House to look back again, well, he had been watching the entire interaction since Taub came in to the office.

Y/n: “Fine…, just having a headache and the need to sleep.”

Then abruptly House spoke up with a mock high-pitched voice.

House: Enough! Get a room you two!

He would be lying if he said he didn’t feel at least a bit jealous. But, why? He thought he was more attractive than Taub, yes. But maybe he was more caring or some ethical bullshit. He didn’t care. Taub was having much of your attention, even if it was just friendly attention. House couldn’t help but compare himself every time with him.

I have a leg problem and a cane.

But he is shorter.

I have an addiction.

But he is lacking some hair.

I am not that beautiful.

But neither he is.

I do not care about feelings.

But he does.

Every time he compared himself the last two sentences came to mind always. It was stupid, Taub and Y/n were just friends, nothing else. Why would he feel like that?

One time, late night at the office. House entered Wilson’s, expecting him to be home already. He wasn’t. Wilson looked up from his work and he sighed as he looked at House, knowing something was bothering him.

Wilson: “House, what it is…?” He asked dreading the answer.

House: “If I compare myself to someone who is always with another someone and I feel something funny in my stomach when this someone is near what does it mean?” He asked mock deep in thought.

Wilson rolled his eyes, not in the mood, he had work to do and he was tired.

Wilson: “You are jealous, and in love. I wish the best for the girl.”

House walked out, closing the door after him. Wilson sighed, not fully knowing what his friends was going to get into. House walked back to his office and at the same time Y/n was looking for him.

Y/n: “hey, House! I’ve got an update in the case, the patient has fully recovered, we are discharging him.” She said tiredly but a bit proudly as she follows him inside the office.

House started to nod and close the blinds as he spoke up.

House: “What’s your deal with Taub? I mean, the little touches, the laughs, the ‘I’ll go with him’ when checking homes and all that?” He asked, he wanted to make it sound casual but ended making it look like jealousy, which indeed it was.

Y/n chuckled slightly at his tone and looked incredulously at him.

Y/n: “Really? You think that? He is a friend, nothing more. Either way, why do you care so much, House? You jealous?”

You teased as you walked closer to him. He turned to you and let his cane fall to the floor with a soft thump. He limped closer to you and grabbed your waist, pulling you closer to him.

House: “Look, it’s eating my head, the way he cares about you. It makes me sick, it makes me wonder if I could be able to do that with you, with anyone in general because I am such a-…”

You weren’t listening to him anymore, the words kept coming out of his mouth, but you were looking at his blue eyes and lips. He was sounding so desperate and insecure that it was amusing. Y/n closed the distance and cut off his words, Y/n kissed him softly at first, she pushed him to a chair he had in the corner, she straddled his lap. They broke the kiss and she murmured jokingly,

Y/n; “You are pathetic.”

House: “Hmm, sure I am.” He said with a roll of his eyes. His hands reached Y/n tight skit and gently unzipped hit, he slid his hand over her legs, teasingly grazing his long and slender fingers along her thighs until they reached her core, which he gave a gentle caress with his two fingers. Y/n let out a soft moan, which he muffled with a kiss.

He kept with the kissing as his experienced fingers moved around her clit. He started to unzip his pants but you moved his hands out of the way and did the job for him. Y/n gently stroked his member and after a few strokes, he was hard enough. He pushed you down to him, a soft groan escaping from his mouth. Y/n his her head in his neck as she gave him little kisses there.

They had to do it quick, being caught in the act in the middle of the night at the hospital wasn’t in their bingo card. But, hey, House’s jealousy had slowed down, knowing that she started all of this.

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ENEMIES TO LAWYERS ~ (House x Reader!Lawyer)

warning: smut (very little just making out), cigarettes, house…

You were a well-respected lawyer, you were 32 years old. Probably one of the best of the country. A client came to you, Jack Hatlers, a patient of House, the patient wasn’t very pleased with the treatment that House gave him, House also did kind of malpractice, that’s why the angry es of your client. Of course you were going to accept his case, you’ve heard of the doctor and you wanted to ruin him, well that sounded too evil.

In the hospital, they had Stacy as the General Counsel, she was also a pretty good lawyer. And she knew you, she knew how intense you were and how you did everything to destroy the enemy. Now, Cuddy, House and Stacy were in Cuddy’s office discussing how the court was going to be.

Stacy: “Just in advance, the lawyer of the patient is like a doberman, I swear” She said with a warning tone.

House: “Come on, I thought you were the lawyer of the lawyers” He said with his smirk and sarcastic voice. Cuddy shot him a glare.

Stacy sighed and looked at him: “I’m serious, she’s a damn good lawyer, always wanting to finish her opponent, in the worst way as possible”.

House rolled his eyes and muttered something along the lines of ‘it can be that bad’.

Cuddy: “What penalty we could be talking about?” She asked, literally expecting the worst.

Stacy smiled slightly: “Nothing too serious, just some compensation” Then she sighed, “the problem is that she would make everything to the compensation be higher than it should be”.

House then smirked and chimed in: “But you will save our asses, well, my ass”.

Stacy smiled slightly: “I’ll do my best, she’s a good one”.

(TIME SKIP)

It was the day of the court. You were standing outside smoking a cigarette, as always, one of your biggest addictions. Your client was inside already and you were clearing your mind a bit. That’s when you saw through your sunglasses a figure that you recognized very well, a smirk appearing on your lips. Stacy. Along with other people, House, and behind Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Chase and Cameron. Actually, none of them wanted to miss the spectacle. Stacy glanced at you and rolled her eyes as she passes past you, you were so egocentric, and so full of yourself.

You: “heyyy, no ‘hi’ no nothing?” You said with a smirk as you walked around the fence you were leaning in. You walked to the Stacy’s side and you saw her all annoyed. In the back, the rest were watching you, specially House.

Stacy: “Please Y/n, I wouldn’t say hi to you never” She said with a roll of her eyes.

You: “ouch” You said with a mock sad tone, you smirked as you took another drag of your cigarette. Stacy glanced at you and raised her eyebrows.

Stacy: “Thought you were leaving it”

You: “Hell nah, it’s like leaving a kid” You said sarcastically with a smirk. “Where’s your client?”

Stacy: “I am not letting you to harass my client”

You looked back and saw House, Cuddy, Foreman, Chase and Cameron. You didn’t know anyone, but you have heard of House and he matched the description perfectly. You smirked and took another drag of the cigarette.

You: “See you inside, carry some diapers in case you need them” You said in a mock advice tone of voice.

As you walked in to go meet you client again, Jack Hatlers, Stacy sighed and House spoke up.

House: “That’s our opponent? She looks hell good”

Foreman: “I bet her lungs are hell good too” He said sarcastically, earning a chuckle from everyone, except House who just smiled.

Stacy: “Anyways, she’s good, and egocentric, I don’t know what she has up her sleeve…”

(TIME SKIP)

Now, officially you were all inside the court, the jury and everyone there. In your table, you and Mr. Hatlers. Next to you, in other table, Stacy and House. Back in the other seats, Cuddy, Foreman, Wilson, Cameron and Chase, other people who where there and some security guards.

House mumbled to Stacy: “Why are there a lot of security guards? I didn’t bring my gun today.” He joked

Stacy mumbled back: “She hit the client of the other lawyer once, I don’t judge her, I watched the trial and she had the best response, I’d donde the same because-” She got cut by the sound of the jury’s voice.

The court case was pretty intense, a lot of arguments between you and Stacy, House couldn’t help but feel impressed by your way of talking, even though you were against him. The remarks you did, the slight sarcasm you used, the way the jury had to shut you down sometimes. The court ended and you won, Stacy sighed and glared at you, you just shrugged and smirked smugly at her.

You: “At least you tried”

Stacy had that look in her face that she wasn’t in the mood. You just shrugged and said,

You: “Come on, the hospital has to pay, what? 100k, 200k?” You smirked and walked off mumbling something like ‘still you did good’.

House continued to look at you as you walked out of court with your client, he smirked and the others saw him and glanced at each other with knowing looks.

Chase: “Does someone has a thing for lawyers over here?” He said teasingly, leaning closer to House.

(TIME SKIP)

As everything ended, you were in a hallway on your phone. You turned back and saw House standing there, you gave him a once over and kept talking on your phone. When you ended the call you looked at him,

You: “what?”

House: “nothing, thanks for making Cuddy pay over 100k” He said with a smirk.

You chuckled. You two engaged in a conversation and found yourselves enjoying it, you had the same humor, sarcasm, everything. One thing led to another and you found yourself being trapped and kissed senselessly in the bathroom of court by a crippled man. His hand on your head and the other on your waist. Your arms around his neck, pulling him closer.

You: “so, you were Stacy’s partner? Got a thing for lawyers, doctor?” You teased as you unbuckled his belt.

House chuckled in your neck and pressed himself against you, his breath hot and his voice low,

House: “yeah, maybe I do”

…

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IMAGINE:

Wilson and Y/n are kissing in Wilson’s office. Stupid them, they forgot to lock the door as the kiss was passionate and they didn’t care about taking precautions. Y/n back was facing the door.

Wilson was kissing her, grabbing his face and pulling her closer to him. Y/n was tugging at his lab coat, hands roaming all over his chest. The kiss was slow, passionate and intense.

Suddenly the door opened, House with his cane raised pointing at the door, Cameron, Chase and Foreman behind. You both separated and you turned to look at them. Wilson’s face got slightly red, and House raised an eyebrow and smirked. They all shared a look and Cameron smirked at you.

Chase: “Having fun, are we?” He said with a suggestive tone

Cameron giggled and nudged him, Foreman was smirking and House turned to them and said,

House: “Let’s let them have a quickie, use protection, lock the door” He teased you both as he pushed everyone out of the room and they closed the door.

Wilson and you, alone again, shared a look and bursted out laughing.

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Are we out of our minds? ~ (House x Reader x Wilson)

important: female reader

warning: smut, threesomes, alcohol, teasing, sex.

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You were good friends with House and Wilson, even though they were a bit older than you. You quickly got along with them since the first time you met them.

Today they told you to go with them to their apartment to have a drink and chat together, which you obviously accepted. You found yourself knocking the door of their flat, which was surprisingly clean, probably because Wilson was in charge of that. As you entered you sat with them in the sofa and started to talk.

One drink after another, you were sat between them, House was with his arm around your shoulder, already drunk. While Wilson was leaning on your side with his hand on you thigh, also drunk. You were quite drunk too, and you didn’t seem to mind the attention, you kinda enjoyed it……

Tease after tease, you were in House’s room with them, Wilson kissing with one hand in the back of your head and other trying to open his shirt, while House was behind you removing your jacket and shirt. He traced the curve of your waist as the shirt hit the floor. His lips connecting sloppily with your neck. You could feel all your body being touched, and it was so hot. You started to feel the growing arousal of House in your ass and Wilson in your front. As Wilson was kissing you House spoke up (a bit slurred).

House: “move, I want to kiss her also” He said with a smirk as he pushed Wilson, who just chuckled and moved from you.

House started to kiss you passionately, his hands founding your shoulder and neck. Wilson finished removing his shirt and tossed it to the floor, he started to undo his belt. Meanwhile, House’s hands dropped from you to remove his jacket and shirt too. They weren’t six-pack guys, they were just normal and good for their age. Your hands traced from House’s chest to his belt.

House: “uhh, naughty. I like that”.

Wilson: “she’s eager, isn’t she?”.

After a few minutes you found yourself being fucked by House and Wilson at the same time, House was behind you while Wilson in the front. God how sinful, a threesome with two of your superiors while you are all drunk. The room was filled with your soft whimpers and both men groans. Your hand moved to House’s good leg thigh to grip it, while the other to Wilson’s big forearm, which was gripping your thigh. You slowly threw your head back until it hit House’s shoulder. Your breath was uneven and your pupils were pretty dilated.

You: “fuck, Wilson…..” You moaned softly earning a smirk from Wilson, who shot a proud grin to House. They were probably doing bets for which name you moaned more.

House: “what about me, sweetheart? You don’t moan for me?” He said in a low and seductive voice as they both kept fucking you hardly. You felt his big hand moving to your neck, gripping it, not hard to choke you but enough to notice.

You: “mhm House, I do…” You mumbled as you started to feel your legs to tremble a bit, you were getting closer.

Wilson moved his hand to your clit and started to move his fingers while they thrusted you. You could feel how you were about to cum, as your breath was ragged, your pulse fast, and your legs trembling. You moaned more loud than before and House placed a hand in your mouth, muffling your moans.

House: “shh, we don’t want the whole block to know that you are getting fucked by two men who almost twice your age, sweetheart”.

Wilson chuckled as the pace of his hand began to get more teasing. Making your orgasm to go back again. You heard them both chuckle as you gained softly, still with House’s hand in your mouth.

House: “poor thing, can’t have what she wants”.

Wilson: “yeah, look at her, so hopeless”.

House moved his hand from your mouth to your clit and flicked it teasingly as he began to fasten the pace. Wilson grabbed your face and kissed you. House didn’t hold back and you felt how you were going to actually cum this time. Which you did.

Few hours later, you woke up disoriented in the bed, naked, with Wilson sleeping right next to you. House was in the sofa, also sleeping. God you were going to regret this if this came out.