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Jin Guangyao: Huh me? SARCASTIC!? Oh no. I would NEVER! *muttering* stupid bitch.

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Bravo 👏 Wuxian!! 😂😂

It looks like they just got caught having sex and Lan Wangji is apologetic/embarrassed about it while Wei Wuxian is like "ya we just fucked what about it? Learn to knock next time." 😂

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LWJ left Gusu for a while and joined the dance contest. 😂😁

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LWJ is curious as to whether he would make a suitable spouse for WWX. 🥹💖

Wei Wuxian: I wish someone would treat me like a princess

Jiang Cheng: If you don't shut up and do your damn homework, I'm gonna treat you like a princess and marry you off to secure an alliance

Lan Wangji, sitting up even more: ???

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This is the time when LWJ realized that WWX was only acting like a whore, but in reality he is as pure as a white lotus!!! 😪💖

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Wei Wuxian: Why do people always take advantage of me? See what Jin Guangyao did for 16 years in a row after my death. He would not even allow me to die peacefully. If I had not reborn and solved it, you might have assumed I was the one behind everything!

Nie Huaisang: Wei-Bro, I was alive when you died, but why did no one use me?

Jiang Cheng: People can't use you if you're useless.

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: Cheng-a, this is the first time you have mentioned me favorably! You love me right? *wink wink*

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Jin Zi Xuan: You look mean!

Jiang Cheng: Well then, don't look at me!

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Jiang Cheng: Do you even have any talent?

Wei Wuxian: My talent is when you're angry, I can make you even more angrier. Thank you!

Jiang Cheng: WEI WUXIAN!

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I agree too!!

lan wangji is the funniest bitch ever and we don't talk about it enough

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Oh my!! Oh my!! A-Cheng 😂😂💔 Lan Xichen get your baby!! 😂😂

Wangxians biggest hater

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I also bet on the last one!! 😂😂

if lan wangji came back in time to give his younger self a piece of advice, i feel like it’d either be “protect wei ying at all costs, regardless of the consequences, otherwise you’ll have to face the grief of his loss, so do not waste your time” or he’d blankly say, “fuck him. fuck him hard. he likes it slow and tough. do it every day.”

i place my bet on the last one.

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Wei Wuxian: *sighs loudly*

Lan Wangji: What's wrong?

Wei Wuxian: You haven't look at me in like... 15 minute!

Lan Wangji: We're watching a movie Wei Ying.

Wei Wuxian: Did I ask for any excuses?

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*Lan Jingyi & Wei Wuxian, sets the kitchen on fire*

Wei Wuxian: We need an adult!

Lan Jingyi: YOU'RE AN ADULT!

Wei Wuxian: *looking extremely horrified* Oh!

Lan Jingyi: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GO GET LAN WANGJI!

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Wei Wuxian: I, Wei Wuxian will never drink again.

*1 hour later, drinks again*

Wei Wuxian: I, Wei Wuxian will never degenerate into demonic cultivation.

Xue Yang: Greeting, The grandmaster of demonic cultivation.

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Lan Qiren: Okay class, push everything aside. We're going to sta--

Wei Wuxian: *pushes Huisang off the chair*

Wei Wuxian: *looks at everybody* W-why?

Lan Qiren: *angry* Why did you push Huisang off his chair?

Nie Huisang: Yeah, why bro?

Wei Wuxian: *innocently* You said I should push everything aside. *looks at Huisang* You're my everything bro.

Nie Huisang: BROOO

Wei Wuxian: BROOOO

*Lan Wangji getting jealous*

Jiang Cheng: Someone is drinking a bucket of vinegar. *rolls his eyes for the 54th time*

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So relatable!! 😂🥲💔

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Jiang Cheng: Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are on the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.